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A sleep deprived Mr. Gainsborough stammered:
Ya know, you really are bad at this.And that's coming from me.
It's just nice to know how many people know their place below Bloodsages belt buckle.
I don't have anything against him personally, it's just really idiotic to use the spoiler tags on the entire reason you've posted when it's something trivial. Skaw fucked around with this message on 07-12-2007 at 01:04 AM.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Robocop:
It's not really trivial to make Colonel, dude.
It's trivial to make a post about it and hide it. It's not like it's LIFE ALTERING information for everyone but himself and Vernal.
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So quoth Skaw:
It's trivial to make a post about it and hide it. It's not like it's LIFE ALTERING information for everyone but himself and Vernal.
Obviously it was for you or you wouldn't get your fucking panties in a bunch over it.
By the way, for the record, I still think Bloodsage is just a stubborn, senile old man that argues with teenagers on the internet for no reason, so don't think I'm on your side ya crazy old bastard. 
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Bent over the coffee table, Kegwen squealed:
To be fair Cal's post wasn't really a sick burn or anything
Why use a shotgun when turning them over your knee will do?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Callalron had this to say about Duck Tales:
Maybe one of these days after your nutsack finally drops you'll actually do something that's worth telling about. Maybe you'll finally get it then.
How's that mail order bride working out for you? 
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Skaw was listening to Cher while typing:
How's that mail order bride working out for you?
Pretty damn fantastic. Our 4th anniversary is in about 2 weeks and our son just turned 8 months old last week.
Once said nutsack drops, you might even start to get interested in girls yourself.
Again with the dick joke. But hey, it's a classic, so you can always go back to it.
and the blood won't come off my hands, please give some advice on how to get it off.
Also, grats Bloodsage.
if it was such a big waste of time to even read the thread in the first place, which took you all of 20 seconds if you're retarded, why keep coming back?
lol
It gets lonely in his world.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Gadani said:
skaw why are you wasting your time posting in this thread or even continuing to read it?if it was such a big waste of time to even read the thread in the first place, which took you all of 20 seconds if you're retarded, why keep coming back?
lol
Why speak against anything you dislike? What are you, a fucking communist?
It's annoying as shit when people use spoilers on non-spoilers.
Had this thread been made by Mightion talking about the best day ever, spoilers would be appropriate, because we don't know if he's talking about getting laid, or buying a transformers toy.
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Callalron stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Because negative attention is still attention.It gets lonely in his world.
Says a man who had to outsource for his women. Atleast Mightion hasn't reached that point yet. Skaw fucked around with this message on 07-12-2007 at 03:58 AM.
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Skaw obviously shouldn't have said:
Says a man who had to outsource for his women. Atleast Mightion hasn't reached that point yet.
Oooh, so many possible retorts to this one. Let's run down the list briefly, shall we?:
1) At least I've had women.
2) I've had women on 4 of the 7 continents. And considering that one continent doesn't really count (unless you're reeeeeally into penguins) and that I haven't been to the other two, that's a pretty fair batting average.
3) At least my significant other isn't my right hand. Or Waisz. That's not a negative remark about jerking off or being gay . Just about being you. Or Waisz.
4) Outsourceing is all the rage in this country now. If it's good enough for big business, it's good enough for me. Besides, I got me a top-quality woman for my money. 
As opposed to whatever random, transvestite bar skank you'd end up with if you tried.
5) My wife is waaaaaaay hotter than anybody you're ever gonna hook up with. Even if you get them really, really drunk.
6) If the only game you've got is to try and poke fun at the fact that my wife's from another country, your kung fu is weak. You're obvious not getting a rise out of me about it, considering I'm making funnier comments about it than you are.
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Callalron had this to say about dark elf butts:
Oooh, so many possible retorts to this one. Let's run down the list briefly, shall we?:1) At least I've had women.
2) I've had women on 4 of the 7 continents. And considering that one continent doesn't really count (unless you're reeeeeally into penguins) and that I haven't been to the other two, that's a pretty fair batting average.
3) At least my significant other isn't my right hand. Or Waisz. That's not a negative remark about jerking off or being gay . Just about being you. Or Waisz.
4) Outsourceing is all the rage in this country now. If it's good enough for big business, it's good enough for me. Besides, I got me a top-quality woman for my money.
As opposed to whatever random, transvestite bar skank you'd end up with if you tried.
5) My wife is waaaaaaay hotter than anybody you're ever gonna hook up with. Even if you get them really, really drunk.
6) If the only game you've got is to try and poke fun at the fact that my wife's from another country, your kung fu is weak. You're obvious not getting a rise out of me about it, considering I'm making funnier comments about it than you are.
I vote #3.
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Callalron thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
stuff
They send a belt to do the job of cobra.
Also while I'm still here
I don't know why you're getting so angry ECP. Isn't it a felony to imitate an officer? Or have they really hit rock bottom to where they need to recruit people who got in fights with cutting hair over yugioh or magic the gathering cards? Skaw fucked around with this message on 07-12-2007 at 06:31 AM.
On another note, grats 'Sage, though your comments annoy the hell out of me sometimes... I respect what you have achieved. Keep up the good work.
And Skaw, wtf happened to you man, seriously, the warning on the spray paint can clearly says:
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents may be harmful or fatal.
I know getting high seems like the fun thing to do... but all its done is made you look like Captain Downs of the USS Retardation.
As if--ONOS!--revealing the hook or ending or umpteenth scantily-clad anime ho in a movie or video game is so earth-shattering that it requires special text so the weak-willed like him can avoid having their pathetic lives turned upside-down by finding out in advance, or that misuse of said specialized text is somehow a criminal act. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Stalwart Steve wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I haven't read any of the posts since my last one, but I thought you guys would like to know that my beard is coming along nicely. I will get it on film when I am finished.
Dear lord, no.
quote:Having met your wife, I'm inclined to vote #5. However, since I still maintain the possibility that he's just going through a phase, I'll reserve my vote for later and just ride the fence.
Ninety-nine bottles of Callalron on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Callalron...
Oooh, so many possible retorts to this one. Let's run down the list briefly, shall we?
... wait, that didn't come out right.
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We were all impressed when Greenlit wrote:
During most of my commutes to and from work I listen to Riding With the King.
It's an excellent album isn't it?
Bloodsage... do Colonels get to fly? Even a little?
Congrats 
Because those are fucking awesome.
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Elvish Crack Piper was naked while typing this:
Insinuating that blood is on his hands is just as much an insult to Bloodsage as it is to myself, Led, Azz, Call, and anyone else serving in the military.
People die. At least the people who die at Bloodsage's hands die so that people like me can sit on my ass all day and play Quake Wars. I support the military that supports my right to be an unproductive lump.
And in return, I sell the military surveillance cameras that let them see when a suicide bomber is on his way in so they can put a .50BMG round through his temple.
Life is kinda cool Khyron fucked around with this message on 07-12-2007 at 01:58 PM.
No matter what Sage's rank, I'm still the CINCHOME*
* That's Commander-in-Chief at Home. 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Skaw wrote:
Why speak against anything you dislike? What are you, a fucking communist?
what
you're the one that said this thread was such a giant waste of time
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Vernaltemptress stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You are all still missing the point of this thread...No matter what Sage's rank, I'm still the CINCHOME*
* That's Commander-in-Chief at Home.
Well Congrats on that too.
Rita sends her felicitations too.
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Khyron probably says this to all the girls:
People die. At least the people who die at Bloodsage's hands die so that people like me can sit on my ass all day and play Quake Wars. I support the military that supports my right to be an unproductive lump.And in return, I sell the military surveillance cameras that let them see when a suicide bomber is on his way in so they can put a .50BMG round through his temple.
Life is kinda cool
Yeah, I'm in the Navy Khyron, I was mad about the insult, not that we are responsible for people dying.
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Elvish Crack Piper wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yeah, I'm in the Navy Khyron, I was mad about the insult, not that we are responsible for people dying.
Quit rocking the boat
...is innocence.
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This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
The first casualty of war......is innocence.
I went to school with a girl named innocence..
but its ok.. she wasnt that hot, and kinda bitchy.
quote:Faith, get in the car! Hope, tell your sister Charity to hurry up!
Roll the dice to see if Kaiote is getting drunk!
I went to school with a girl named innocence..but its ok.. she wasnt that hot, and kinda bitchy.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
