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Topic: It's Good To Be The King
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-16-2007 01:37:34 AM
Ok fucker... wheres the legend and compass rose.

All I remember of my fathers was that one meant he had served in SE Asia.(Laos)One meant he had jumped out of airplanes or something.. I think he had one for knitting, and one for knot tying. A couple for disobeying direct orders. One for beating up an MP.. One for finishing his round of golf after being smacked in the mouth with a 9 iron..

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-16-2007 01:39:55 AM
How is a bragging thread 5 pages?

Bloodsage you egomaniac.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-16-2007 03:17:08 AM
I'm that cool.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 07-16-2007 08:17:53 AM
Can attention whoring be bloodsage's shtick now? I'm done with it.

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 07-16-2007 at 08:18 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-16-2007 08:27:02 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Blindy. said:
Can attention whoring be bloodsage's shtick now? I'm done with it.

What have you done to merit any attention?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-16-2007 08:27:05 AM
Hey, I don't post these very often at all!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 07-16-2007 08:30:32 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan must think they're pretty smart:
What have you done to merit any attention?

I don't know but I'm constantly told that that is my shtick.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-16-2007 08:32:46 AM
So...how does Bloodsage's fruit salad thinger compare to O'Neill's?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-16-2007 08:39:40 AM
quote:
Quoth Pvednes:
So...how does Bloodsage's fruit salad thinger compare to O'Neill's?

O'Neill who?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 07-16-2007 08:54:37 AM
Stargate O'Neil, you need to keep up on your nerd.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-16-2007 09:03:37 AM
quote:
Upon learning of the existence of Natalie Portman's twin sister, Naimah exlaimed:
Stargate O'Neil, you need to keep up on your nerd.

Two "l"s.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 07-16-2007 09:40:29 AM
Is this the rack you're referring to? I'm pretty sure Sage has another row or two or three...

Image tag no worky

Or it'd help to use the right webpage

Vernaltemptress fucked around with this message on 07-16-2007 at 09:46 AM.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-16-2007 09:55:12 AM
That'd be the one.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-16-2007 10:05:12 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Pvednes gently hums:
That'd be the one.

I have more.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-16-2007 10:09:28 AM
Do you walk stooping to the left because of the weight?
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-16-2007 10:11:14 AM
Its funny when you see someone like that. Their jingles are heard down the hall.

We joke about how if you shove them in the water, they'd sink.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Anakha's Wii
Pancake
posted 07-16-2007 12:45:30 PM
Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Fuck?

Some marine lingo taught to me by one of my O.Chem classmates.

"From the depths of my parent's basement, thy has truly struck a blow for nonconformity."
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-16-2007 01:28:15 PM
quote:
Mortious wrote:
Do you walk stooping to the left because of the weight?

He probably has his sidearm on the other hip to balance him out.

I know nothing about where servicemen keep their weapons, so I make no claims of accuracy, just intended humor.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-16-2007 01:49:15 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
He probably has his sidearm on the other hip to balance him out.

I know nothing about where servicemen keep their weapons, so I make no claims of accuracy, just intended humor.


Hehe.

Usually its a rifle slung over the shoulder, if they carry one at all.

I dont think Sage would. Most the time, the only reason you would have a weapon issued by the military is if you were entering a combat or hazard zone, and where Sage is in rank and seniority, I doubt he would.

But then again, stranger things have happened.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-16-2007 03:59:44 PM
quote:
Azakias impressed everyone with:
Hehe.

Usually its a rifle slung over the shoulder, if they carry one at all.
....


Pssst... He is an O, they don't get rifles.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-16-2007 05:49:05 PM
quote:
Quoth Peter:
Pssst... He is an O, they don't get rifles.

Really? Damn. I screwed up when I was in Bosnia in '99, then, because I carried an M-4 along with my sidearm.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mightion Defensor
posted 07-16-2007 06:31:35 PM
Well, now, he can point at a rifle and say, "Fire, darn it!" and the weapon will probably fire itself.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-16-2007 07:21:21 PM
Sage has squadrons to kick ass for him.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-16-2007 08:16:00 PM
quote:
Peter impressed everyone with:
Pssst... He is an O, they don't get rifles.

Thats not true.. unless your military is comprised of those little green army men.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-16-2007 09:00:26 PM
quote:
Kaiote said:
Thats not true.. unless your military is comprised of those little green army men.

I'd like to dress up all of EC as army men, dip half into green and half into brown quick-drying plastic, then play with them on a huge macabre underground battlefield with giant plastic tanks.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-17-2007 12:31:02 AM
quote:
Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'd like to dress up all of EC as army men, dip half into green and half into brown quick-drying plastic, then play with them on a huge macabre underground battlefield with giant plastic tanks.

Dibs on bazooka guy.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-17-2007 12:34:50 AM
I'll take the machinegun guy that you could never get to stand since the base was always bent.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Greenlit
posted 07-17-2007 07:50:04 AM
Then I'm the pistol-wielding officCommissar.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-17-2007 08:17:26 AM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about Captain Planet:
Then I'm the pistol-wielding offic Commissar Sniper bait..
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-18-2007 12:42:31 AM
Congrats Sage


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-18-2007 02:49:41 AM
You know what my favorite fruit is.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-18-2007 03:24:32 AM
Aury?
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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