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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth II: Cult Wars
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-02-2007 06:46:55 PM
quote:
I suppose the same could be said of all Gadanis...
1

I'm glad that doesn't take effect until next round.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-02-2007 06:51:47 PM
1d20 => 15 Take that!

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 02-02-2007 07:57:28 PM
Can I attack Sakka and use him as a sacrifice? If not, I sacrifice a goat.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-02-2007 08:16:14 PM
Pst! Az, you need to find a lamb before you can sacrifice it.
Goma
Pancake
posted 02-02-2007 08:42:17 PM
I have a question about the combat.

I understand what is supposed to happen if a member of each faction all land on the same space.. but lets say before the day is over even more friends/foes land on that space. What happens then? Will the previous rolls no longer be regarded as the deciding rolls, and will the newcomers still be given a chance at rolling and claiming the space?

Gadani
U
posted 02-02-2007 09:33:16 PM
oh btw mooj if i was still alive i'd have kicked your ass.

1d20 => 19

Gadani
U
posted 02-02-2007 09:33:51 PM
would-be e: told you
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-02-2007 10:29:10 PM
Damn, pimp-slapped from beyond the grave...
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 02-03-2007 12:12:02 AM
I refer to my sig.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-03-2007 12:27:43 AM
I just got home and noticed it hasn't been done yet... and it's 2 hours overdue.

DAY TWO STARTS NOW.

BATTLEMASTER UPDATE:
Razor and Katrinity forfeit their battles from day 1. Talonus gains a loaf of bread and Jajahotep gains the 3 honor!

Skaw
posted 02-03-2007 12:30:35 AM
Skaw
Waychangers
HP: 13
GP 15
ST: Good
EQ: Empty

1d41 => 16

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-03-2007 12:36:08 AM
Quietmen
HP: 13
Gold: 10
Status: Good
Inventory: None

1d41 => 15

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-03-2007 12:48:03 AM
DAY 2:
Champion of the Prophet
13HP
10GP
Condition Green!

1d41 => 41

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-03-2007 12:52:43 AM
Mooj
His Glorious Hands
13 HP
10 Gold
No status, no equipment

1d41 => 33

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-03-2007 12:54:18 AM
quote:
Bajah thought about the meaning of life:
I just got home and noticed it hasn't been done yet... and it's 2 hours overdue.

DAY TWO STARTS NOW.

BATTLEMASTER UPDATE:
Razor and Katrinity forfeit their battles from day 1. Talonus gains a loaf of bread and Jajahotep gains the 3 honor!


If we're only going to be given a few hours to reply to an attack before being counted forfeit, I think I'll withdraw from this game. I had left work by the time Talonus rolled and being its fucking Friday night (and consequencely learning today that I'm one of the ones in my company being laid off in a mouth and a half due to funding shortages) I was kinda busy away from the computer.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-03-2007 12:55:12 AM
Trent
Quietmen
16HP
20GP
No status
1d20 => 12
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-03-2007 01:23:12 AM
Delphi
Brawlers
13hp
10gp
Fine!

1d41 => 21

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-03-2007 01:24:24 AM
Day 2

Inferno-Spirit
His Glorious Hands
13HP
10GP
No Status

1d41 => 9

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 02-03-2007 01:24:43 AM
Argh!
His Glorious Hands
HP: 13
GP: 10
Status: Normal
No items

1d41 => 31

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 02-03-2007 01:26:19 AM
Note to self: dogs can and will tear your ass to shreds.

HP: 7
GP: 10
Status: -3 to movement roll on Day 3

Argh! fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 01:28 AM.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-03-2007 01:27:26 AM
Oh, wait. I'll pay 10 life and target... Densetsu.

Inferno-Spirit fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 01:30 AM.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Talonus
Loner
posted 02-03-2007 01:31:47 AM
quote:
Katrinity stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
If we're only going to be given a few hours to reply to an attack before being counted forfeit, I think I'll withdraw from this game. I had left work by the time Talonus rolled and being its fucking Friday night (and consequencely learning today that I'm one of the ones in my company being laid off in a mouth and a half due to funding shortages) I was kinda busy away from the computer.

Yeah, I didn't get a chance to respond until I had gotten home after work Friday so there wasn't enough time for you to respond. Seems to be a bit of an issue with the game this time.

Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 01:58:48 AM
Sentow
Waychangers
HP: 11
GP: 10
ST: Poisoned! Lose 2 HP and 1 Glory each turn until HP is restored.
Inventory: none

1d41 => 22

KIERKEGAARD

Sigpic shamelessly stolen from Kate Beaton.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-03-2007 02:00:25 AM
Palador of the Quietmen
HP: 13
GP: 35
Item: None

Movement: 1d41 => 1

Attack (if needed): 1d20 => 10

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-03-2007 02:12:29 AM
Dr. Gee
The Quietmen
HP: 13
GP: 10
No status or inventory.

Game Roll: 1d41 => 19

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-03-2007 02:13:59 AM
I choose not to make a donation to the heathen Ja'Goro
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-03-2007 02:29:01 AM
Xyrra
Quietmen
13HP
10GP
No status
1d41 => 13
nem-x
posted 02-03-2007 02:49:38 AM
Day 2
Faction: His Glorious Hands
HP: 23
GP: 10
Inventory: Antidote
Status Effects: None

1d41 => 20

We are rocking the house

nem-x
posted 02-03-2007 02:50:41 AM
y helo thar lamb

And my attack roll if I need to defend my lamb
1d20 => 4

nem-x fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 02:54 AM.

Greenlit
posted 02-03-2007 04:18:14 AM
Day 2
Greenlit
HP: 13, GP: 10
Inventory: Nadda
Status: Gootched by freak roll of 19.

1d41 => 28

Pre-emptive attack/defense 1d20 => 16

Blackened
posted 02-03-2007 04:21:35 AM
Day 2
The Avatar of Blackenoth
13 HP
10 GP
1d41 => 29

Attack roll: 1d20 => 8


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 02-03-2007 04:25:54 AM
Well, bugger. I have no lamb so I must sacrifice myself. For His Hands!
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Blackened
posted 02-03-2007 04:33:37 AM
I will give the small... thing 5 gold, as I might need the rest for future endeavors in Blackenoth's name, assuming I go unchallenged.

Speaking of such things... Rest assured Quietmen, Gadani has been welcomed by the warm embrace of our master. He has offered his life in service of our God, a noble calling all should, and will obey! And look, his efforts already bear fruit! Watch as Sentow succumbs to the call of Blackenoth. His misguided faith cannot save him, nor can his false god!

Death is inevitable, as is our victory here!

Blackened fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 04:50 AM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-03-2007 05:40:41 AM
Hey guys, Katrinity has a good point.

From now on, just roll your attack roll with your movement roll so no one has to forfeit

Sorry about the lateness, brothers, I fell asleep prematurely. Updates coming up soon.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-03-2007 06:20:40 AM
Day two

Tarquinn of the Quietmen
13 HP
10 GP
No items
No Status

Movement: 1d41 => 24

Attack: 1d20 => 14

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-03-2007 06:52:18 AM
Belated Day One Update

Naimah must choose between his gold and his turn! The Waychangers lose 5 Glory!

Inferno-Spirit meets Yimmy the Rodent!

Goma assassinates the Local Mob Boss! His Glorious Hands gains 20 Glory!

Talonus swipes the Bread!

Gadani sacrifices himself to Blackenoth! Any rival members who land on 5, 7, 14, 22, 41, 30, 3, 19, 25, 36, 40, 1 lose 10 HP next turn! Any rival members who land on 20 DIE INSTANTLY! Quietmen automatically win attack rolls next round! Gadani is permanently removed from the game! The Quietmen gain 20 Glory!

Alidane seeks to go to the Shrine of Ja'Gorgo next turn! We may be getting tons of sacrifices soon!

Jajahotep gains 3 Glory for the Waychangers!

Totals Belated Day One:
His Glorious Hands: 20
Quietmen: 28
Waychangers: 3

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 06:53 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-03-2007 07:11:50 AM
Day Two
2/03/07
4:51 AM

Skaw discovers a bubbling brook! Skaw gains 10 HP! The Waychangers gain 5 Glory!

Batty discovers the Shrine of Safety Penguins! Batty is protected from curses!

Densetsu discovers the Rod Merchant!

Mooj gains 10 Gold and 3 HP! His Glorious Hands gains 3 Glory!

Katrinity, if she still wants to be in, may roll with her attack roll and we hope this will curb the problemo

Trent gains 10 HP! The Quietmen gain 5 Glory!

Delphi attempts to assassinate a mob boss! Assuming he succeeds, His Glorious Hands will gain 20 Glory!

Inferno-Spirit meets Snoota the Bloodhunter!

Argh! loses 5 HP and his next movement roll is reduced by 3!

Inferno-Spirit targets Densetsu! If undefeated this day, Densetsu will be injured for 15 HP and Inferno-Spirit will lose 10 HP! If he helps, then His Glorious Hands will gain 10 Glory!

Sentow finds the crossbow! However, he also suffers 2 HP and the Waychangers lose 1 Glory! Sentow lands on a space selected by the Sixfold Shroud and takes 10 HP! Sentow is struck dead!

Palador does NOTHING!

Dr. Gee spurns the teachings of Ja'Gorgo!

Xyrra discovers the Shrine of Blackenoth!

nem-x discovers the Sacrificial Lamb! NEM-X LANDS ON THE UNLUCKY NUMBER! NEM-X IS STRUCK DEAD!

Greenlit cannot afford a eunuch!

Blackenoth meets the Cleric of Parcelicus and pays 5 gold! The Quietmen gain 2 Glory!

AZYMYTH SACRIFICES HIMSELF TO BAJAGON! AZYMYTH IS REMOVED FROM THE GAME PERMANENTLY! HIS GLORIOUS HANDS MEMBERS AUTOMATICALLY WIN ANY ATTACK AGAINST A WAYCHANGER AND ARE PROTECTED FROM QUIETMEN'S AUTOMATIC VICTORIES NEXT TURN! ALL HIS GLORIOUS HANDS MEMBERS GAIN 5 HP AND 5 GOLD! HIS GLORIOUS HANDS GAIN 20 GLORY!

Tarquinn discovers the new statuette!

5:05 AM totals

His Glorious Hands: 73
Quietmen: 35
Waychangers: 7

Bajah and Ferret will have to doublecheck my math, I think, but i got most of it down. Amendments and corrections will be updated.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-03-2007 07:22:19 AM
Sakkra
Waychangers
HP: 13
Golds: 10
Status: Groovy

Moving 1d41 => 28

Hitting [roll] 1d20 [/roll

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-03-2007 07:23:49 AM
oh god how can this be i am not good at rolling for attacks to defend my eunuch which i cant afford

1d20 => 1

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-03-2007 07:54:46 AM
Day Two

Jajahotep
Waychangers
HP: 13
GP: 10
ST: Pretty damn good

1d41 => 29

Edit: too freaking early to roll dice.

Jajahotep fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 07:56 AM.

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