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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth II: Cult Wars
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-03-2007 07:55:08 AM
Quietmen
HP: 13
GP: 10
Status: Miffed that I got servered yesterday

1d41 => 12

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-03-2007 07:56:34 AM
Oh, and my attack roll:

1d20 => 4

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-03-2007 07:57:41 AM
Pvednes, Day 2
His Glorious Hands
HP 13
Gold 10
Status: No change

1d41 => 22

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-03-2007 07:58:51 AM
No wait.. I got that +/- thing going on.. I'll +1 plzkthx

Edit: Still to freaking early.

Jajahotep fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 08:07 AM.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-03-2007 08:00:53 AM
Yes! Violence, oh, the violence!! Hahahahah!!

1d20 => 15

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-03-2007 08:03:29 AM
Come on, fools, roll up a 23!
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 08:04:21 AM
Mr. Crabs
His Glorious Hands
Day 2
HP: 13
GP: 10
No Status

1d41 => 35

1d20 => 19
Die Heathen Scum!

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-03-2007 08:09:56 AM
Ooh, I just noticed the HP/Gold bonus. But my previous post is too old to edit...so, HP 18, Gold 15
nem-x
posted 02-03-2007 08:20:09 AM
quote:
This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:

nem-x discovers the Sacrificial Lamb! NEM-X LANDS ON THE UNLUCKY NUMBER! NEM-X IS STRUCK DEAD!

Talonus
Loner
posted 02-03-2007 08:43:47 AM
His Glorious Hands
Day 2
HP: 13
GP: 10
Status: None
Items: Stolen Bread (for now)

1d41 => 7
1d20 => 20

Talonus
Loner
posted 02-03-2007 08:47:25 AM
I can't read apparently. Started with 18hp, 15g this turn.
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 02-03-2007 08:54:22 AM
Waychangers
13 HP
0 Gold
+5 to next attack roll

Movement: 1d41 => 5

Attack: 1d20 => 9 +5 (This only gets used up if I actually see combat, right? :V )

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-03-2007 09:10:57 AM
I suppose I should probably roll for any attacks I need to defend against...

1d20 => 12

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 09:42:32 AM
Day 2

Goma
His Glorious Hands
HP: 13
GP: 10
Status: Normal
Items: None

Movement: 1d41 => 31

Attack: 1d20 => 14

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-03-2007 10:21:38 AM
Day 2:
Beau
Gold:5
HP 13:
Status: +5 next attack roll

1d41 => 27

Attack (if needed): 1d41 => 27+5


... now if I face off against a Quietmen member, does my +5 go away? Technically, they automatically win without rolling... so what's the verdict?

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-03-2007 10:24:56 AM
Gadani sacrificed himself to give the Quietmen an automatic win.

But Azymyth sacrificed himself to give His Glorious Hands the same.

So, in short, if you face a Quietman, you roll normally with your bonus attack rolls.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-03-2007 10:24:58 AM
27: Neutral Turf As you step out of a local tavern, you begin to feel your insides cramping up. Perhaps the day-old mutton wasnÂ’t such a good idea, no matter how cheap it was.

A rival cultist has poisoned you and tarnished your otherwise sterling reputation! Each turn, you lose 2 HP and 1 Glory for your faction! This effect is nullified once you discover any kind of HP gain.


DAMN IT.

New Status:

Gold:5
HP: 11
Status: +5 next attack roll, -2 HP each turn, -1 Glory each turn.

DAMN IT.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-03-2007 10:26:12 AM
quote:
Mix Mr. Parcelan with water, and you get:
Gadani sacrificed himself to give the Quietmen an automatic win.

But Azymyth sacrificed himself to give His Glorious Hands the same.

So, in short, if you face a Quietman, you roll normally with your bonus attack rolls.


but I'm a waychanger.

...does that mean I'm screwed if I face off against anyone?

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-03-2007 10:37:18 AM
quote:
I suppose the same could be said of all Mr. Parcelans...
Gadani sacrificed himself to give the Quietmen an automatic win.

But Azymyth sacrificed himself to give His Glorious Hands the same.

So, in short, if you face a Quietman, you roll normally with your bonus attack rolls.



Azy's sacrifice doesn't take effect until Day 3 though, right? Which makes it all moot because Quietmen are invincible today.

Oh dear lord someone defeat Inferno.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-03-2007 10:39:36 AM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Azy's sacrifice doesn't take effect until Day 3 though, right? Which makes it all moot because Quietmen are invincible today.

Oh dear lord someone defeat Inferno.


Ah, yeah, good point.

Since you automatically lose your attack roll, you retain your bonus.

Anakha's Wii
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 10:50:49 AM
Day 2:Anakha the moron sets out

Hp:13
Gold:10
Status:Trap immune
1d41 => 17

I attacks with a 1d20 => 8

"From the depths of my parent's basement, thy has truly struck a blow for nonconformity."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-03-2007 11:20:33 AM
quote:
This is what Densetsu is doing. This is what I want Densetsu to do :

Azy's sacrifice doesn't take effect until Day 3 though, right? Which makes it all moot because Quietmen are invincible today.

Oh dear lord someone defeat Inferno.



Azy landed on the Church on Day 1 and sacrificed himself. Day Two had started when he announced he was going to do as such, though.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I'll be posting the current standings once a day, which I'm updating right now.

Willias
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 11:26:10 AM
quote:
Willias had this to say about Optimus Prime:
PREVIOUS DAY

Willias of His Glorious Hands
HP: 13
GP: 10
Status: Normal

Inventory:


*1d41 => 28*


DAY TWO

Willias of His Glorious Hands
HP: 18
GP: 15
Status: Normal

Inventory:


1d41 => 16

Willias
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 11:35:34 AM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Azy's sacrifice doesn't take effect until Day 3 though, right? Which makes it all moot because Quietmen are invincible today.

Oh dear lord someone defeat Inferno.


quote:
Church of Bajagon (His Glorious Hands members only, other factions suffer no effects): In exchange for your life or that of a Sacrificial Lamb, you may activate the Blessing of the Brawler spell. All members of His Glorious Hands automatically win any attack rolls for this turn and the following turn. In addition, all members of His Glorious Hands immediately gain 5 HP and 5 gold.

So do I have to roll an attack roll against Skaw or not? D:

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 02-03-2007 11:36:50 AM
DAY 2

His Glorious Hands
HP: 13
GP: 10
Effect: None

1d41 => 29

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 02-03-2007 11:38:07 AM
I donate 10gp for 4 faction, Long live his GLORIOUS HANDS!


attack roll: 1d20 => 17

Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 11:40 AM.

Skaw
posted 02-03-2007 11:39:26 AM
quote:
Willias said this about your mom:
So do I have to roll an attack roll against Skaw or not? D:

Just incase it's declared moot since Azy decided to wait too long.

Die Monster, you don't belong in this world!
1d20 => 11

Willias
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 11:40:12 AM
HAVE AT THEE!

1d20 => 13

Willias
Pancake
posted 02-03-2007 11:41:08 AM
this water is pretty good.
Skaw
posted 02-03-2007 11:41:20 AM
Maria come save me!
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 02-03-2007 11:43:24 AM
hmm, i need to read the daily notes closer, i gained 5hp and gold

and I believe a waychanger landed on my space, you lose =D

Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 02-03-2007 at 11:44 AM.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-03-2007 11:55:26 AM
Day 2
Ozimander
Waychangers
HP: 18
GP: 10

Movement: 1d41 => 27

Attack 1d20 => 8

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-03-2007 12:01:42 PM
Battlemaster Updates!

Yesterday's battles remain the same since Azymyth waited too damn long to announce his sacrifice. Therefore Delphi and Razor could have won, but lost due to his slow sense of self!

For today, however!

Greenlit faced off with Sakkra and defeated him soundly with a 16 to 1 victory! Greenlit gains access to the Eunuchs. Lucky him! Though he won automatically due to Gadani's sacrifice. Blackenothed must've cursed Sakkra's die roll!

Pvednes gains the Blessing of Battle and defeats Sentow without even really trying. Pvednes gains control of the Sniper Crossbow, even though the Curse of Blackenoth nails him for 10hp!

Willias also gains the Blessing of Battle and whups some ass when it comes to poor poor Skaw. How's that water tasting, Big Will? Sparkling fresh!

Norim with his Blessing of Battle faces off against Blackened, Avatar of Blackenoth, and his Sixfold Shroud. Could be anybody's game here folks! Norim swings with a 17, Blackened defends with an 8! Norim gains access to the priest and pays him off!

Oreowned
My friends call me 'Wiggles'
posted 02-03-2007 12:05:46 PM
Day 2

Oreo
Waychangers
13HP
10GP
No Status
1d41 => 17

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-03-2007 12:06:11 PM
Standings Posted!

Spreadsheet Clicky!

Looks like Sentow is barely hanging on! Poor Densetsu got his ass rocked.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-03-2007 12:10:54 PM
What the fuck, Waychangers?
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-03-2007 12:12:01 PM
Attack from Day 1: 1d20 => 20

Day 2
Waychangers
HP: 13
GOLD: 10
Status: OK

Movement: 1d41 => 7
Attack if needed: 1d20 => 6

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-03-2007 12:19:51 PM
I won't be around for a day or two, so I'm rolling Day 3 now.

Day 3
Inferno-Spirit
His Glorious Hands
8HP
15GP
No status
1d41 => 10
1d20 => 7

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-03-2007 12:20:35 PM
Well that was moot.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-03-2007 12:24:45 PM
quote:
Ozimander wrote this stupid crap:
What the fuck, Waychangers?

I second this. We either are playing sneaky tactics and WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE END or we should just kill ourselves now and avoid the Christmas rush.

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