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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth II: Cult Wars
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-02-2007 02:39:13 AM
Pvednes, Day 1
His Glorious Hands
13 HP
10 Gold
1d41 => 38
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-02-2007 02:50:40 AM
Makes me glad I'm sucker-punching Gadani and not Ozi.
Blackened
posted 02-02-2007 03:00:58 AM
quote:
Ozimander.
My attack roll

*1d20 => 20*


Need I remind you, Dr. Gee, that Blackenoth does not look kindly upon failure.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-02-2007 03:17:15 AM
Ferret
Waychangers
HP: 13
Gold: 10
Status: No change
Inventory: None

1d41 => 4

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 02-02-2007 04:01:26 AM
Alidane
Waychangers
HP: 13
Gold: 10
No Status
Empty Inventory

1d41 => 24

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-02-2007 04:33:26 AM
Quietmen
HP: 13
Gold: 10
Inventory: None

1d41 => 22

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-02-2007 04:44:54 AM
I am glad that we are in the same Team, Batty!

*waves*

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-02-2007 05:20:00 AM
I should have clarified that Churches are considered blank spots for opposing factions. It's basically just for whatever faction is there, no attack roll needed.

02/02/07 3:11 AM

Sean rolls an 18 against Delphi!

Mooj cannot use the Church of Blackenoth!

Tarquinn is in the sights of a crossbow!

Azymyth discovers the Church of Bajagon! The Battle God awaits sacrifice or rejection!

Palador mugs a funeral procession! Palador gains 25 gold! The Quietmen gain 5 Glory!

Mooj's enthusiasm is appreciable, but unnecessary

Ozimander makes a roll of 20 against Dr. Gee!

Pvednes encounters the Sword Merchant!

Ferret discovers the Shrine of Bajagon!

Alidane joins the struggle for the Statuette of Teleportation! Alidane rolls off against the winner (which will be Sean if his foe doesn't respond in time).

Batty discovers the Belltower Crossbow!

Current totals
His Glorious Hands: 8 Glory
Quietmen: 8 Glory
Waychangers: 1 Glory

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 02-02-2007 at 05:21 AM.

nem-x
posted 02-02-2007 05:25:30 AM
Waychangers need to nut the hell up
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-02-2007 05:32:04 AM
Day 1:
Champion of the Prophet
Waychangers
13HP
10GP
Condition Green!

1d41 => 1

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-02-2007 05:47:28 AM
Aw man, no thwarting of the ritual suicide. Oh well.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-02-2007 06:25:29 AM
Day 1:
Undead Shadow of the Quietmen
HP: 13
GP: 10
Status: None (other than slightly dessicated)

1d41 => 38

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-02-2007 06:45:07 AM
Kill!!

1d20 => 15

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-02-2007 07:14:55 AM
Sakkra
Waychangers
HP 13
Moneys 10

1d41 => 30

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-02-2007 07:23:35 AM
Can I fight Azymyth to keep him from using the shrine even though I can't use it?
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-02-2007 08:05:59 AM
If I can't sucker-punch Gadani in his shrine, you can't sucker-punch Az in mine.

I'm dead tired now, so imagine I insulted your parentage vaguely and in a manner that would come up woefully short. That should match reality pretty well.

Mooj fucked around with this message on 02-02-2007 at 08:07 AM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-02-2007 08:53:09 AM
quote:
Pvednes put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Kill!!

*1d20 => 15*


Ouch. I think I'm about to get served.

1d20 => 5

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 02-02-2007 09:01:42 AM
Waychangers
13 HP
10 Gold
No status

1d41 => 4

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 02-02-2007 09:05:50 AM
10 gold spent, +5 for next attack.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-02-2007 09:28:36 AM
Day 1
Name: Katrinity
Faction: Waychangers
HP: 13
Gold: 10
Status: OK

1d41 => 18

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-02-2007 09:31:59 AM
I will keep the Loaf of Bread for now.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-02-2007 10:03:57 AM
Falaanla
Glorious Hands
13HP
10GP
No status

1d41 => 17

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-02-2007 11:13:23 AM
Day 1
Jajahotep
Waychanger
HP: 13
GP: 10
No Status

1d41 => 7

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-02-2007 11:17:45 AM
Jajahotep vs Razor: GO!
Ozimander vs Dr Gee: Ozi gets a 20! Dr Gee has yet to attack.
Pvednes vs Karnaj: Pvednes rolls a 15, versus Karnaj's slow riposte with a 5!
Alidane vs Delphi vs Greenlit: Threeway carnage, with Greenlit leading off with an 18! His opponents have yet to retaliate!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-02-2007 01:21:57 PM
1/02/07 11:12 AM
Day One

Densetsu brings NO glory to his homestead!

Pvednes makes a roll of 15 against Karnaj!

Sakkra cannot use the Church, nor could he stop Azymyth.

Karnaj loses the space to Pvednes! Pvednes retains rights to the Sword Merchant!

Jargum discovers the Shrine of Bajagon and gains +5 to his next roll (be sure to note it in your status!)

Katrinity gains the Loaf of Bread! Will Snoota eat well?!

FALAANLA IS MADE A FOOL OF BY THE LOCAL GUARD! HIS GLORIOUS HANDS LOSE 10 GLORY!

Jajahotep discovers the Shrine of Parcelicus! She may add or subtract 1 from her next movement roll!

Totals

His Glorious Hands: 0 (no negative Glory)
Quietmen: 8
Waychangers: 1

Remember that people who don't attack roll in time automatically lose the space!

The Quietmen are in the lead now, but the battle has only begun!

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 02-02-2007 01:30:18 PM
Waychangers
13 HP
10 G

1d41 => 8

Naimah fucked around with this message on 02-02-2007 at 01:37 PM.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-02-2007 01:36:37 PM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Fuck dice. What is the stupid uub code.

[.roll]1d41[./roll] minus the .

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-02-2007 01:40:58 PM
Day One

Inferno-Spirit
His Glorious Hands
13HP
10GP
No Status

1d41 => 5

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 02-02-2007 02:23:49 PM
Jumping into the fray. Three-way rumble, woo.

1d20 => 19

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-02-2007 02:36:26 PM
Attack roll! Ohnoes!

1d20 => 3

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-02-2007 03:12:30 PM
BATTLEMASTER UPDATE!

Alidane Hosemunkey makes a surprising upset and defeats both of his contenders, Delphi and Greenlit with a roll of 19, securing the option to transport to a shrine of his choice next round. The losers just get to watch.

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-02-2007 04:43:04 PM
Day 1
Goma
His Glorious Hands
HP: 13
GP: 10
Status: Normal
Items: None

1d41 => 21

Talonus
Loner
posted 02-02-2007 05:14:10 PM
His Glorius Hands
13 HP
10 G
1d41 => 18
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-02-2007 05:20:28 PM
For Blackenoth!

1d20 => 12

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-02-2007 05:20:51 PM
I swim deep in the cesspit of my own ineptitude this day.
Talonus
Loner
posted 02-02-2007 05:27:01 PM
I shall steal the loaf from Kat!
1d20 => 17
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-02-2007 05:41:58 PM
BATTLEMASTER UPDATE!

Dr Gee reels from the blow as Ozimander hits him squarely with his pimp cane! The Shrine of Katrinitu is claimed! Dr Gee forfeits his claim to the 5hp!

Talonus ambushes Katrinity for her right to the LOAF OF BREAD! Times are desperate here, folks. He attacks with a 17! How will Katrinity fare?


Elsewhere:

The God of Battle smiles upon his servant Goma, whom single-handedly assassinated a mob boss for His Glorious Hands. Bajagon promotes Goma to Capo of the Downtown District.

nem-x
posted 02-02-2007 05:47:03 PM
Gadani
U
posted 02-02-2007 06:20:57 PM
Sacrifice self.

5, 7, 14, 22, 41, 30
3, 19, 25, 36, 40, 1

Unlucky: 20

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 02-02-2007 06:25:22 PM
After (hopefully) defeating all comers to the Statuette of Teleportation, I'd like to be whisked away to the Church of Ja'Gorgo next turn.
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