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Topic: A fiddler on the roof
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-10-2006 06:33:57 PM
Sounds crazy, doesn't it? But here in our little board of EverCrest, you might say we are all fiddlers on the roof, trying to squeak out a tune without breaking our necks.

Why don't we move, you ask? Well...because EverCrest...is our home.

And how do we keep our balance? I'll tell you...in one word...

TRADITION!

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-10-2006 06:36:06 PM
k
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 10-10-2006 06:41:19 PM
All day long i biddy biddy bum.. if i was a working man..
OOoh i wish i was a rich man... yada diddy diddy didddy didddy diddy diddy dum.. all day long i biddy diddy bum..
etc..
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI
Pancake
posted 10-10-2006 06:41:24 PM
what what what
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy,original modified by me

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI
Pancake
posted 10-10-2006 06:42:34 PM
quote:
Timpofee's fortune cookie read:
All day long i biddy biddy bum.. if i was a working man..
OOoh i wish i was a rich man... yada diddy diddy didddy didddy diddy diddy dum.. all day long i biddy diddy bum..
etc..

Wait, you're thirty years old? Weren't you hitting on Laz once upon a time?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy,original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-10-2006 07:01:57 PM
If I find out who the hell you are mimicking Deth's account...


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-10-2006 07:10:12 PM
I can't believe they went out of their way to even copy my character info.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nina
posted 10-10-2006 07:43:00 PM
I dunno, the signature looks like more trouble to me than the character info.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-10-2006 08:55:27 PM
RAAMOOOOONE! GET ME A COAT HANGER, THE ABORTION DOCTOR MISSED THIS ONE!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 10-11-2006 10:16:29 AM
This sounds like an inalienable right to live free with out an oppressive capitalist dictatorship to me.
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-11-2006 10:19:23 AM
Well, we can just hope the one real mod left will return to the board someday and enforce the gimick account rule.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-11-2006 10:25:29 AM
TRADITION!
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-11-2006 10:26:19 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well, we can just hope the one real mod left will return to the board someday and enforce the gimick account rule.

Fellowship of the Board
The Two Clones
The Return of the Mod

Sounds like a best-selling trilogy there!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI
Pancake
posted 10-11-2006 12:28:31 PM
quote:
Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
Well, we can just hope the one real mod left will return to the board someday and enforce the gimick account rule.

Yes, it bothers the hell out of me when new content arises in a community that gets less than a whole page of new threads per day.

I can't stand it. I just can't. People even said they enjoyed it. ARGH

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy,original modified by me

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-11-2006 12:36:40 PM
quote:
Quoth Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI:
Yes, it bothers the hell out of me when new content arises in a community that gets less than a whole page of new threads per day.

I can't stand it. I just can't. People even said they enjoyed it. ARGH


Just because you're so fucking unimaginative that the only way you can think of to "add new content" to the board is by trolling and breaking rules doesn't mean it's the only possible course of action. It just means you haven't got the brains to do anything useful.

Now you get to join all the other wastes of gravity in the "Waaah, but trolling is the only interesting activity on the internet!" club.

Go you.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-11-2006 12:39:13 PM
It did inspire me to try the RAAAAMOOONE! thing, even though it's not my creation. It's a fun formula to play around with.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI
Pancake
posted 10-11-2006 12:59:41 PM
quote:
Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
Just because you're so fucking unimaginative that the only way you can think of to "add new content" to the board is by trolling and breaking rules doesn't mean it's the only possible course of action. It just means you haven't got the brains to do anything useful.

Now you get to join all the other wastes of gravity in the "Waaah, but trolling is the only interesting activity on the internet!" club.

Go you.


Uhh what the Christ. I said it was new content you shouldn't bitch about. Some people found it genuinely funny.

I suppose you'd prefer it if no one posted, so long as no one broke the rules? Why don't you go chew out the people in the mp3 thread for a while? You're ridiculous.

Again, trolling isn't the only interesting activity. Nor is this hardly trolling. You're just being a god damned whiny baby with a shitty diaper.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy,original modified by me

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 10-11-2006 01:00:54 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It did inspire me to try the RAAAAMOOONE! thing, even though it's not my creation. It's a fun formula to play around with.

Where did that come from?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-11-2006 01:32:16 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Uhh what the Christ. I said it was new content you shouldn't bitch about. Some people found it genuinely funny.

I suppose you'd prefer it if no one posted, so long as no one broke the rules? Why don't you go chew out the people in the mp3 thread for a while? You're ridiculous.

Again, trolling isn't the only interesting activity. Nor is this hardly trolling. You're just being a god damned whiny baby with a shitty diaper.


orly?

Seems like the whining baby would be the one who cries when called on breaking the rules instead of taking it like a man. Don't blame others if all you've got to work with are trolling and lame gimmick accounts. There are plenty of other ways to be interesting if you had the brains to think of them.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-11-2006 01:39:57 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Ozimander liberally with Old Spice!
Where did that come from?

Oh, there's a comedian on this radio show who does it whenever there's an insipid caller or guest; he goes into the other room, calls as a regular listener, then starts screaming "RAAAAAMOOOOOONE! GET THIS WALKING TUMOR A GLASS OF DRANO! RAAAAMOOOOONE! FEED THIS MAN'S FAMILY TO OUR POODLES!" And so on.

The trick is to have just the right amount of self-deprecation; Ramone presupposes that you have a gay lover, and this can be reinforced by mentioning some part of your gay life in the course of the insult. Having any and all STDs can be hinted at, as well, through the course of wishing that Ramone do some sort grievous harm upon your target. Bonus points for involving AIDS. Simple, creative, and fun!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI
Pancake
posted 10-11-2006 01:45:52 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Bloodsage:
orly?

Seems like the whining baby would be the one who cries when called on breaking the rules instead of taking it like a man. Don't blame others if all you've got to work with are trolling and lame gimmick accounts. There are plenty of other ways to be interesting if you had the brains to think of them.


You failed to address my entire post. Congratulations. You fail reading.

Furthermore, what do I care if I lose my gimmick account? I don't. There's no way I can whine about it, because it impacts me none. I don't know where you get that I do.

I'm telling you to shut the fuck up, shit for brains. Nobody wants to hear you whine about how I broke the rules. I think everyone here knows that already. You don't have to make little snippety passive-aggressive posts like "I can't wait until the real mod comes back." We get it. You don't like rulebreakers.

Bloodsage, it seems like all you ever do is point out when someone does something wrong. Why don't you get a brain and do something creative for once?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI fucked around with this message on 10-11-2006 at 01:46 PM.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy,original modified by me

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-11-2006 02:06:07 PM
You should go buy a dictionary--it's clear you don't understand what "passive-aggressive" means.

You're simply too fucking stupid to walk away if something's boring, and then get offended when some point out the pathetic nature of your "solution" to a problem that exists only in your mind. "Onos! I'm boo0ooored! There's no help for it but to troll. There's simply no other solution."

Please.

You're the moronic little kid with the spraypaint crying that you shouldn't be punished since the clean white wall was boring before your civic-minded attempt to inject some life into the neighborhood.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-11-2006 02:34:23 PM
I agree with Bloodsage. The Ja'Deth clones were retarded, and the fact that you are defending yourself just goes to show how much of a life you have. "Look at me GUYS, IM COOL becuase i braek da rulez, and tr0ll with fake g1mm1ck accountz"
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-11-2006 03:56:27 PM
quote:
Die, Anakha! You don't belong in this world!
I agree with Bloodsage. The Ja'Deth clones were retarded, and the fact that you are defending yourself just goes to show how much of a life you have. "Look at me GUYS, IM COOL becuase i braek da rulez, and tr0ll with fake g1mm1ck accountz"

This post was pretty stupid by the way. You should have ended it before the retarted quotation. Probably should have ended it at the comma.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Willias
Pancake
posted 10-11-2006 04:08:52 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Yes, it bothers the hell out of me when new content arises in a community that gets less than a whole page of new threads per day.

I THINK I'VE READ THIS LINE BEFORE!


deja vu~

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'baeI
Pancake
posted 10-11-2006 04:12:28 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Bloodsage said this:
You should go buy a dictionary--it's clear you don't understand what "passive-aggressive" means.

You're simply too fucking stupid to walk away if something's boring, and then get offended when some point out the pathetic nature of your "solution" to a problem that exists only in your mind. "Onos! I'm boo0ooored! There's no help for it but to troll. There's simply no other solution."

Please.

You're the moronic little kid with the spraypaint crying that you shouldn't be punished since the clean white wall was boring before your civic-minded attempt to inject some life into the neighborhood.


lol

You offer nothing to my comment that all you do is look for people breaking the rules. You don't have to post, you know? You're as useless as I am. Actually, more useless. Nobody has said "I laughed a at Bloodsage's general stick-up-his-assishness and backseat rule enforcing."

While you're right that the community doesn't need me, you are just as much a "waste of gravity." You're some middle-aged fag telling a bunch of kids on an internet message board what they can and can't do. Congratulations. Get a life, homo.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy,original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-11-2006 07:25:44 PM
I wasn't very cool with the whole thing either, and I'm still not, considering 1) someone is impersonating my boyfriend and 2) someone impersonating my boyfriend is sending obscene PMs to not only me, but other girls on the board. That's not cool, dude.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 10-11-2006 07:35:19 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lyinar Ka`Bael wrote:
I wasn't very cool with the whole thing either, and I'm still not, considering 1) someone is impersonating my boyfriend and 2) someone impersonating my boyfriend is sending obscene PMs to not only me, but other girls on the board. That's not cool, dude.

And they call me creepy....

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 10-11-2006 08:46:05 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I wasn't very cool with the whole thing either, and I'm still not, considering 1) someone is impersonating my boyfriend and 2) someone impersonating my boyfriend is sending obscene PMs to not only me, but other girls on the board. That's not cool, dude.

Bingo. I was rather pissed off to be recieving that shit.

Its childish.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-11-2006 09:48:23 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Well, we can just hope the one real mod left will return to the board someday and enforce the gimick account rule.

Ordinarily, I'd agree with you. But, at its heart, it was just a prank. To punish that, I'd have to turn my back on some glorious pranks like FOMAC and so forth.

It was funny, but it's not any more. I'm going to leave it up for awhile, though, since the only one really complaining is you and Lyinar. You complain about everything and I simply can't afford to let Lyinar think that a moderator will kowtow to her again.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-11-2006 10:12:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you. But, at its heart, it was just a prank. To punish that, I'd have to turn my back on some glorious pranks like FOMAC and so forth.

It was funny, but it's not any more. I'm going to leave it up for awhile, though, since the only one really complaining is you and Lyinar. You complain about everything and I simply can't afford to let Lyinar think that a moderator will kowtow to her again.


Bullshit.

This isn't just one prank amongst many; this is explicitly a bannable offense. It has nothing in common with the other pranks you love so much.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-11-2006 10:16:23 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about John Romero:
Bullshit.

This isn't just one prank amongst many; this is explicitly a bannable offense. It has nothing in common with the other pranks you love so much.


Makes sense enough to me. It was good for a laugh or two, but he hasn't done something intensely funny in the past hour or so, so...

Greenlit
posted 10-11-2006 10:22:39 PM
Please direct all complaints to your local senator, I'm sure he will gladly investigate your claims of socialism and/or tyranny.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-11-2006 10:33:15 PM
Who'd of thunk you guys would take Waiz for your patron saint and aspire so hard to be like him?

Pretty sad, but if that's all you can aspire to I guess you have to stay within your limits.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-11-2006 10:33:55 PM
quote:
Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
Bullshit.

This isn't just one prank amongst many; this is explicitly a bannable offense. It has nothing in common with the other pranks you love so much.


I honestly can't grasp why you care so much about this

Talonus
Loner
posted 10-11-2006 10:38:27 PM
quote:
Kegwen obviously shouldn't have said:
I honestly can't grasp why you care so much about this

Because folks are responding to him about it.

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 10-11-2006 10:45:04 PM
quote:
This one time, at Kegwen camp:
I honestly can't grasp why you care so much about this

He likes to enforce rules and cant stand chaos, Thus his panities are in a wad over this.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-11-2006 10:46:19 PM
You guys are ruining my thread about Fiddler on the Roof.

How am I supposed to bargain Sean off to Lazer Wolf if you won't act civil?

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-11-2006 10:58:36 PM
Lazer Wolf sounds like a kickass DJ.

And Bloodsage is never funny. He should be limited to only posting in and threads.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 10-11-2006 at 10:59 PM.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-12-2006 03:55:09 AM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Gainsborough doth proclaim:

And Bloodsage is never funny. He should be limited to only posting in and threads.


You are, of course, quite wrong.

Unless you share the inane sense of humor of Waisz (and sadly, Sean and Black. Dammit guys.): Trolling = the FUNNY!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 10-12-2006 at 03:57 AM.

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