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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 04:02:05 PM
Wait, is this Day 4 or 5 now?

Edit: Also, that should be 25 Gold, not 35.

Wow, I'm just not on top of things right now. D:

I guess I'll just chill with my poison dart until day 6.

Stiddy fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 04:07 PM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-03-2006 04:35:06 PM
Uh oh.

Here's hoping I can get to the safety thing and teleport the fuck out of the labyrinth.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-03-2006 04:42:48 PM
Day 4 !

10 HP
15 GP
Bajataur Repel

1d30 => 7

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Steven Steve
posted 08-03-2006 04:50:36 PM
Day 4

6 HP
10 GP

1d30 => 23+3

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 08-03-2006 04:51:15 PM
Hell yeah dawgy.

11 HP
20 GP
no longer poisoned

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-03-2006 04:55:49 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Fazum'Zen Fastfist scored a straight 1 with:
Hell yeah dawgy.

11 HP
20 GP
no longer poisoned



13hp, you don't lose 2 til after the roll and you got healed during the roll.

And Stiddy rolled twice for Day 4. HE IS SLAPPED BY THE BAJATAUR! MINUS 50 DKP!

Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 04:58 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 08-03-2006 05:00:51 PM
I see, so it was similar to jumping 100 feet onto a health pack in Quake.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-03-2006 05:02:39 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Bajah:
13hp, you don't lose 2 til after the roll and you got healed during the roll.

And Stiddy rolled twice for Day 4. HE IS SLAPPED BY THE BAJATAUR! MINUS 50 DKP!


DKP!! *stabbity*

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-03-2006 05:29:02 PM
10 HP
Aint got no money to pay the rent
Bajataur Repellant

1d30 => 25

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-03-2006 06:43:01 PM
Just a test.

1d30+1 => Invalid roll syntax

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

LeMiere
posted 08-03-2006 07:07:30 PM
15hp
20gold

1d30 => 16

LeMiere
posted 08-03-2006 07:11:36 PM
Well that's somehow appropriate following my evening.
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 07:34:14 PM
18 Hp
20 Gold

1d30 => 9

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-03-2006 09:02:53 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Sakkra:
10 HP
Aint got no money to pay the rent
Bajataur Repellant

* 1d30 => 25*


Need 30 golds plz

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 09:50:32 PM
10hp
70gp

Normal status.

1d30 => 22

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 09:51:49 PM
My wealth increases.

Seriously though, is it a new day yet? I trust the answer is yes. I'm going to just start making my rolls 24 hours from each other just to be sure.

Goma fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 09:58 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 10:02:05 PM
We are having some good times. Props to Bajah for keeping track of everyone.

ECP gains trap safety for the next round!

Fazumzen is cured of poison, gains 5 HP and 10 gold! (Bajah's right, though. You lose HP at the end of the day, not at the beginning. So you get 13 HP).

Sakkra has no mun-e

Lemmy loses 5 HP and his next turn!

Vallo gains 10 gold!

Goma gains 25 HP! Bringing his total to 95 fucking gold!

Pray that no one rich lands on Blackenoth's shrine...

Day Five hasn't begun yet, but it will soon. So be careful.

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 10:21:12 PM
Woops. THAT ROLL SHOULD BE DISREGARDED. My concept of time is flawed.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 10:25:49 PM
Yeah, Goma rolled twice. But he fessed up to it, so he can get another roll on day five.
Willias
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 10:34:00 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Cuba:
13hp, you don't lose 2 til after the roll and you got healed during the roll.

And Stiddy rolled twice for Day 4. HE IS SLAPPED BY THE BAJATAUR! MINUS 50 DKP!


Actually, edit: you're right.

He would have had 10 HP instead of 8 on day 3, right?

Goes like this:

Day 2, Faz gets poison. 10 HP at the beginning of turn.
Day 3, Faz still starts with 10 HP, ends with 8.
Day 4, begins with 8, got cured and recieved +5, so 13.

Willias fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 10:36 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 11:04:52 PM
8:04 is close enough.

Day Five Begins Now!

The Gods have spoken and the divine war increases, the Labyrinth being the chosen battleground for this clash of gods.

Blackenoth, gorged on sacrifices, rises to a new strength. Making an offering at the Shrine of Blackenoth from now until Day Ten results in 15 damage being dealt to the intended target. The cost of the assassination remains the same.

The Three Penguins of Safety defend from the curse of Blackenoth, though. Whosoever lands on the Shrine of the Three Penguins shall be defended for that day from attacks from Blackenoth's curse.

The Bajataur grows angry and fierce, not yet satisfied with the feedings he has been offered. A 15 still results in a Bajataur attack, but from now until Day Five, I will also make a roll. Whosoever gets this same result shall be treated as though they've rolled a 15.

This is a double-edged sword. If you land on the Spike Pit trap or Delirious Gas trap, then, and the Bajataur also lurks in there, then you are not affected by the trap. But, likewise, if you land on the Shrine of Katrinitu and the Bajataur also lurks there, so are you denied access to the shrine.

Now...let us see where the Bajataur's wrath shall guide him...

1d30 => 15

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 11:05:17 PM
Oh what a fucking gyp.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-03-2006 11:06:56 PM
Hilarity, Parce.

DAY FIVE!

3hp
10gp
Poisoned! (Will lose 2hp at the end of this day unless cured!)

1d30 => 18

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-03-2006 11:07:18 PM
Huzzah, some luck!
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-03-2006 11:09:31 PM
3 HP
20 GP
Poisoned, will lose 2 HP in the event that I do not find a cure today.

1d30 => 14

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 11:09:40 PM
Health: 10
Gold: 70
Status: Normal

1d30 => 9

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 11:09:45 PM
Delphi is truly blessed and gains 10 HP and is cured of his poison!

Not so much for Mooj, who adds a +3 to his next roll.

Goma gains 10 gold! Not quite as good as the last one, but still okay.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 11:10 PM.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-03-2006 11:10:20 PM
Ohshi...
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-03-2006 11:12:33 PM
3 HP
30 GP
1d30 => 28
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-03-2006 11:13:18 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
3 HP
30 GP
*1d30 => 28*

I die!

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 11:13:32 PM
15 HP
30 GP
Delirious (Third turn)

1d30 => 10 + 5

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 11:14:07 PM
Oh snap! 15 GP
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 11:17:16 PM
Rules Addendum!

Ja'Gorgo is unimpressed with his devotions. He has slowly begun to lost interest in the Labyrinth. Players can now ignore the Ja'Gorgo shrine without any ill effects (you can still pay or take gold, though).

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-03-2006 11:17:30 PM
DAY 5

HP: 7
Gold: 15
Status: Delirious!

1d30 => 17 - 5

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
nem-x
posted 08-03-2006 11:19:54 PM
HP: 7
GP: 40
Trap negotiation for one turn

1d30 => 29

let me kill some bitches!

nem-x
posted 08-03-2006 11:21:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Oh what a fucking gyp.

Make it so he rapes you twice

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 11:22:26 PM
Blood and thunder!

HP: 10
Gold: 5

1d30 => 10

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
LeMiere
posted 08-03-2006 11:23:57 PM
10HP
20GP

Lemmy bitches and removes himself from the trap.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-03-2006 11:30:02 PM
10 HP
20 GP
1d30 => 13



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-03-2006 11:34:29 PM
10 golds
Cashless
Bajataur Repellant

1d30 => 28

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