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Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 12:51:27 AM
HP: 15
GP: 20
Repellent
Poison: -4 HP unless antidote is found

1d30 => 29

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 01:15:28 AM
HP: 10
GP: 35
ST: Immune to one Bajataur attack

1d30 => 24

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 01:53:20 AM
15 HP
40 GP
No status ailments

1d30 => 15

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 08-03-2006 01:54:20 AM
HP: 14
GP: 10

1d30 => 15

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 08-03-2006 01:55:08 AM
oh nooooo
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 01:56:31 AM
quote:
Lazzay's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
HP: 14
GP: 10

*1d30 => 15*


Well, looks like we're in this together D:

I'll go with giving the Bajataur a tribute of 15 gold.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-03-2006 02:00:10 AM
oh god i dont want to die

3 HP
20 GP
1d30 => 9

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 08-03-2006 02:02:15 AM
I give the Bajataur 10 HP
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-03-2006 02:08:12 AM
HP 19
GP 20
Maimed

1d30 => 30

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-03-2006 02:08:27 AM
Oshit

I'm so dead.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 02:08 AM.

Willias
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 02:15:34 AM
Good thing is, it's going to take 2 people to kill you.
nem-x
posted 08-03-2006 02:22:03 AM
Goma could do it solo! DO IT GOMA
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-03-2006 02:27:27 AM
well, he is also bleeding pretty severely.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Addy
posted 08-03-2006 02:42:50 AM
10 HP
10 GP
Status: Delirium

1d30 => 20 +5

Addy
posted 08-03-2006 02:43:30 AM
obviously the blackenoth shrine owns
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-03-2006 03:05:51 AM
hey Addy, can i borrow 10 G to kill someone?
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-03-2006 03:33:46 AM
Day 4:
HP 33
GP 10
Status: Normal.

1d30 => 21

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 03:59:28 AM
Good heavens! There's a lot to do here!

It's important to wait until Bajah or I announces the day so I can keep track of who's already rolled :\

Azymyth loses 4 HP! If he hits a trap next turn, its damage is increased by 2!

Katrinity discovers the Shrine of Blackenoth!

nem-x discovers the Pillar of Seanicus!

Anakha discovers the Shrine of Blackenoth!

Taeldian gains 5 HP!

Maradon gains Bajataur Repellent!

Liam catches a break and gains 10 gold!

Bajah discovers the Shrine of the Three Penguins!

Orange Brand is gassed! DELIRIOUSLY SO!

Mooj gains 10 gold!

Razor teleports to the Statue of Katrinitu! He is cured of all poisons and gains 10 HP!

Almond grows lost in the Labyrinth and adds -1 to his next roll!

Blackenoth grins maliciously in the pit of the nether, hungry for the next to find the curse of the Labyrinth's gold. Goma discovers the center of the Labyrinth and gains 60 gold!

Mr. Crabs discovers the Shrine of Blackenoth!

Willias loses 3 HP!

Moogle discovers the Shrine of Ja'Gorgo. The two-headed god watches eagerly to see what this visitor will do... (PS: Trap protection lasts only for one turn and does not protect against the Bajataur)

Delphi is shot with the poison needle!

Densetsu, the lucky skunk, gains 20 gold!

CAD discovers the teleportation statue!

Sentow discovers the golden bones and gains 30 gold!

LAZZAY AND STIDDY STUMBLE INTO THE LAIR OF THE BAJATAUR! THE GREAT BEAST DEMANDS A SACRIFICE OF BLOOD OR GOLD!

Lazzay obliges and loses 10 HP!

Stiddy obliges and surrenders 15 gold!

Falaanla gains 10 gold!

GEEORN WANDERS INTO THE LAIR OF THE CURSED GOLD AND FEELS THE EYE OF BLACKENOTH UPON HIM! GEEORN GAINS 60 GOLD!

Addy discovers the Shrine of Blackenoth!

Aury becomes the toughest motherfucker in the Labyrinth, gaining 13 HP!

Adventurers beware! Not all is well in the heavens! The Dread Lord Blackenoth extends his greedy reach, eager to snuff out all life. His immortal foes, the Three Penguins of Safety seek to halt his influence while the Goddess of Life, Katrinitu, also seeks to sabotage the Lord of Death's influence.

Meanwhile, there are signs that the Bajataur may not rest easy in his current location, dissatisfied with the current sacrifices sent to him...

Expect many changes on Day Five. The dead shall walk. The Lord of Death shall extend his arm beyond the heavens. Those marked by the eye of vengeance shall find protection.

The Beast Hungers.

For the consideration of our brave gamers: Starting on Day Five, a few changes will be making effect. Blackenoth, hungry for mortal blood, will increase the damage he deals to 15 (instead of 10). Those standing under the watchful eye of the Penguins of Safety shall be safe from Blackenoth's touch.

The Bajataur shall not be satisfied with the paltry blood he has taken thus far! On Day Five, the Bajataur will begin to move with great speed, hungry for blood...

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-03-2006 04:31:29 AM
The gunslinger knows better than to touch any of Ja'Gorgo's tainted gold, nor will he part with any of his hard-earned cash. Still, greed of a different sort - greed for company - as well as the knowledge that this god favors intelligent conversation drives his next action:

So, Most Revered Ja'Gorgo...

As he speaks, the moogle traces the patterns of a mythological figure into the ground with the chalk he brought to mark his way. He brings to mind his archaeological knowledge of an ancient, and very nerdy, civilization.

Why did the Marvellian priests release the Holy Scriptures of the Spider-Man in three seperate volumes at the same time? For I know their holy duties included a sacred need for internal consistency, yet would it not cause many problems if the hero were taking part in three epic stories told at the same time?

He finishes sketching the iconic visage of the ancient hero onto the ground before the beast, and chuckles inwardly at himself: thinking, this wandering is not good for the mind, it drives one to seek the company of statues...

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 04:32 AM.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-03-2006 04:39:08 AM
11 HP
50 GP
Maimed

1d30 => 4

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-03-2006 06:13:26 AM
HP: 10
GP: 50

1d30 => 30

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-03-2006 06:30:02 AM
I am doomed.
HP:1
Gold:25
1d30 => 10
Blackened
posted 08-03-2006 06:33:39 AM
I embrace death!

I AM DEATH.

HP: 6
GP: 20
Maimed

1d30 => 12


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Blackened
posted 08-03-2006 06:36:46 AM
quote:
Blackened.
I embrace death!

I AM DEATH.

HP: 6
GP: 20
Maimed

*1d30 => 12*


Tal's death renews my power! +5 to my health!

I shall grow stronger with every passing day! Come, mortals. Come to my shrine! Unleash my power and follow me into the darkest of days! For it is only in the valley of death will my most faithful be rewarded... Spare no one and embrace death!


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-03-2006 07:33:13 AM
5 HP
10 G

...


1d30 => 16

go go awesome dice thingy! *prays*

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-03-2006 07:33:59 AM
quote:
En Garde, Monsieur BeauChan! Them's Fightin words:
5 HP
10 G

...


*1d30 => 16*

go go awesome dice thingy! *prays*


... I died! WTF, STUPID BLACK PIT!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 08-03-2006 08:59:20 AM
Day 4:
10hp
20gp
Status: eh

1d30 => 3

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-03-2006 09:21:55 AM
DAY 4

HP: 10
Gold: 15
Status: Delirious!

1d30 => 27 + 5

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-03-2006 12:14:53 PM
10 Hp
20 Gp

1d30 => 3

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Willias
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 12:31:43 PM
quote:
Katrinity said this about your mom:
DAY 4

HP: 10
Gold: 15
Status: Delirious!

*1d30 => 27* + 5


y halo thar, how r u?

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-03-2006 01:04:50 PM
Day 4
HP: 7
GP: 10

1d30 => 26

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-03-2006 01:05:31 PM
quote:
Verily, Norim Stumpfighter doth proclaim:
Day 4
HP: 7
GP: 10

*1d30 => 26*


woot!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-03-2006 01:32:13 PM
Damn. I'm one bad mama jama.

Aury fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 01:34 PM.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-03-2006 02:38:06 PM
I'm keeping track of HP/GP for all current adventurers HERE.

Keep track of your own status ailments/boons, as I'm just keeping down the raw numbers

It's sorted in order of who has the most gold! GASP LOOK OUT KARNAJ!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-03-2006 02:58:32 PM
That is handy for a hit-list, Bajah.

Parcelan should make this like Battle Royale. The game continues until there is only one left alive. There can be only one!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-03-2006 03:02:53 PM
quote:
From the book of Katrinity, chapter 3, verse 16:
That is handy for a hit-list, Bajah.

Parcelan should make this like Battle Royale. The game continues until there is only one left alive. There can be only one!


Let me get another 20 or so HP and I'll be all for that.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-03-2006 03:30:40 PM
quote:
How.... Bajah.... uughhhhhh:
I'm keeping track of HP/GP for all current adventurers HERE.

Keep track of your own status ailments/boons, as I'm just keeping down the raw numbers

It's sorted in order of who has the most gold! GASP LOOK OUT KARNAJ!


Posting this was a mistake.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-03-2006 03:32:17 PM
Azymyth adds +1 to his next roll!

Karnaj gains 60 gold, having found the riches in the Labyrinth!

Talonus wanders into a maiming trap and DIES!

Black gains 5 HP!

Beauchan falls into the black pit of despair and DIES!

Timpofee gains 5 gold!

Katrinity gets hit with needles for 3 HP!

Palador discovers a lost coin pouch and gains 5 gold!

Norim gains 5 HP and 10 gold and is cured of all poison/movement effects!

Steven Steve
posted 08-03-2006 03:45:17 PM
This has become too confusing haha. Has day four begun? You fuckers.
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Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-03-2006 03:57:31 PM
15 HP
35 Gold

1d30 => 8

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