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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-03-2006 11:35:14 PM
what the hell ass balls is this
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-03-2006 11:39:15 PM
11 HP
50 GP

1d30 => 3+1

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-03-2006 11:41:29 PM
Either I'm going around in circles or Parcelan has many shrines in here...
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Maradon!
posted 08-03-2006 11:46:36 PM
HP: 13
GP: 30
Status: Poisoned

1d30 => 30

Maradon!
posted 08-03-2006 11:47:42 PM
HP: 11
GP: 90
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-03-2006 11:49:23 PM
Day 5

10hp/15gold

Status: delirous +5 to roll.

1d30 => 16

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-03-2006 11:50:56 PM
I am clean!

hp23/gold15

Still delirous (-5 on my next turn)

OrangeBrand fucked around with this message on 08-03-2006 at 11:51 PM.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Skaw
posted 08-03-2006 11:52:33 PM
HP: 11
GP: 10
ST: Gassed

1d30 => 26

Skaw
posted 08-03-2006 11:54:23 PM
Well that didn't last long. So much for demise.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-04-2006 12:05:06 AM
15 HP
20 GP
Still have the protective potion

1d30 => 18

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-04-2006 12:19:39 AM
Day 5
HP: 46
GP: 10
Status: All systems normal.

1d30 => 24

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 12:21:29 AM
18 Hp
30 Gold
Not a status ailment yet! Woohoo!

1d30 => 18

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-04-2006 12:26:32 AM
The body count increases! Who died thus far? Gadani, Talonus, Falaanla, Khyron, Matilda Jane...

Taeldian finds the BAJATAUR! The great beast demands a tribute and Taeldian complies with gold!

Katrinity gains 5 HP!

nem-x gains the Statuette of Teleportation!

Mr. Crabs just can't win and loses 4 HP!

Lemmy spends his time climbing out of the pit.

Moogle gains 20 gold!

Sakkra loses 9 HP!

Azymyth thus far avoids the wrath of all and gains a +1 to his next roll.

Maradon's fortune increases exponentially as he gains 60 GP! Will his poison kill him before someone else does?

OrangeBrand gains 13 HP!

Skaw is cured of his gas! He gains 5 HP and 10 gold!

Callalron is cured of poison and gains 10 HP!

Aury gains 30 gold!

Vallo gains 10 HP and is cured of status ailments!

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-04-2006 12:43:20 AM
HP 19
GP 80
Maimed wore off since I didn't get a trap on my last roll right?

1d30 => 6

Willias
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 12:48:55 AM
Day 5

HP: 20
GP: 15
Status: Delirious (-5)

1d30 => 28

Willias
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 12:50:43 AM
man, this stuff is pretty sweet.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-04-2006 12:51:20 AM
can i haunt people now?
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-04-2006 12:52:04 AM
10 HP
20 GP...Still

All Systems go for great justice.

1d30 => 15

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-04-2006 12:52:28 AM
Fucking Bajahtaur, take my gold.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-04-2006 12:57:38 AM
Correct, Gee. Maiming lasts only one round.

Geeorn gains 10 gold!

Willias wanders into the delirious gas trap again (no effect)!

Anakha loses 15 gold!

To all dead players: Stay tuned for Day Six. After Day Six has been announced, dead characters will be able to return to the Labyrinth with 10 HP and no gold.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-04-2006 01:17:28 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:

To all dead players: Stay tuned for Day Six. After Day Six has been announced, dead characters will be able to return to the Labyrinth with 10 HP and no gold.

What if we die on day six, as it looks like I'm about to?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-04-2006 01:20:12 AM
quote:
Verily, Mooj doth proclaim:
What if we die on day six, as it looks like I'm about to?

Hm...yeah, if you die on Day Six, you can come back on Day Six, as well. You'll still have no gold, though.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-04-2006 01:23:57 AM
10 Hp
25 Gp

1d30 => 11

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Addy
posted 08-04-2006 01:33:45 AM
10 HP
10 GP
Status: Delirium

1d30 => 12 -5

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-04-2006 01:35:44 AM
Palador gains 3 HP and is cured of poison!

Addy gains protection from traps!

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 01:42:43 AM
HP: 10
GP: 65
ST: Bajataur Repellant

1d30 => 26

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 08-04-2006 01:43:08 AM
HP: 4
GP: 10

1d30 => 19

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-04-2006 01:43:24 AM
Sentow gains 5 HP and 10 gold!

He's becoming a serious contender!

Also Lazzay gains Bajataur Repellent!

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 01:43 AM.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-04-2006 01:44:10 AM
Wait, did I miss a roll somewhere? hm.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 01:50:49 AM
Alright...so, does my second roll on Day 4 apply for Day 5, or do I roll again?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-04-2006 01:58:21 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Stiddy wrote:
Alright...so, does my second roll on Day 4 apply for Day 5, or do I roll again?

Roll again.

Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 02:01:47 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Roll again.

K.

15 HP
25 GP
-50 DKP D:

1d30 => 2

Willias
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 02:31:59 AM
Ya know, you'd think the Delirious trap would really screw up those who are affected by it.

So far, it's been pretty awesome. I don't think anyone hit by that trap has died yet.

Steven Steve
posted 08-04-2006 03:27:35 AM
Day 5
13 HP
20 GP

1d30 => 29

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Razor
posted 08-04-2006 04:37:35 AM
D5
18H/10G
1d30 => 10
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-04-2006 05:08:02 AM
Day 5:
20hp
40gp
Condition Green!
1d30 => 9
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-04-2006 06:02:33 AM
4 hp OH GOD
20 gold OH YES
status: Poisoned and Delirioussss

1d30 => 20 -5!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-04-2006 06:02:48 AM
You've got to be shitting me.
He can have my GP's by the way.

Liam fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 06:05 AM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-04-2006 06:30:45 AM
HP: 10
GP: 110

Man, I needs me a potion or something.

1d30 => 6

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blackened
posted 08-04-2006 06:55:17 AM
HP: 11
GP: 20

1d30 => 27


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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