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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Blackened
posted 08-04-2006 06:57:35 AM
quote:
Blackened.
HP: 11
GP: 20

*1d30 => 27*


I choose to taint and trap this shrine to catch the next adventurer to use it.

Blackenoth will not be denied! There is no escape from my grasp!

(Willing to sacrifice next roll in order to spend time cursing this foolish shrine!)

Blackened fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 07:00 AM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-04-2006 08:56:12 AM
8/25 6 if no cure found.

1d30 => 17

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-04-2006 08:58:39 AM
forgot my -1

16: You fall into a Pit Trap, plummeting into a deep, black pit; lose 5 HP and spend your next turn climbing out (lose 1 roll).

I think this means im dead. I have 6 hit points lose 5 to the trap and lose a turn which means im -1 thanks to that poison. Why didnt I pack a first aid kit?

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-04-2006 09:37:43 AM
Thanking the Penguins for their offers of service, I will continue on.

Day 6:

HP: 15
GP: 45
ST: None

1d30 => 22

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-04-2006 10:06:08 AM
Skaw, you have 4 less hp than you think. Just because YOU didn't roll on Day 4, it doesn't mean the Gas didn't take effect. You are currently at 12hp, 20gp.

I've uploaded the updated excel sheet to reflect current standings as of this morning.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-04-2006 11:37:03 AM
10 HP
15 GP
Baja Repel
Trap Protection
1d30 => 21
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-04-2006 12:21:16 PM
Day 5

HP: 12
GP: 20

1d30 => 28

Maradon!
posted 08-04-2006 12:56:20 PM
wait did day 6 start?
Blackened
posted 08-04-2006 12:59:55 PM
quote:
Maradon!.
wait did day 6 start?
No.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Maradon!
posted 08-04-2006 01:42:04 PM
Ok, cause Bajah said "Day 6:" in his post and it threw me off.
nem-x
posted 08-04-2006 02:02:25 PM
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-04-2006 02:25:24 PM
quote:
This is what Maradon! is doing. This is what I want Maradon! to do :

Ok, cause Bajah said "Day 6:" in his post and it threw me off.



I meant to put Day 5.

quote:
This is what nem-x is doing. This is what I want nem-x to do :

Port me to #25!


Woot, who is Nem gonna keeeeel? Remember, you're transported there for Day 6, so people still have a chance to escape! Good luck to Blackenoth and his victims!

Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 02:27 PM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-04-2006 02:54:24 PM
I think my bitch ass is toast.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blackened
posted 08-04-2006 04:52:51 PM
quote:
Karnaj.
I think my bitch ass is toast.
My will shall be done.

Blackened fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 04:53 PM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-04-2006 04:56:29 PM
quote:
Blackened was naked while typing this:
My will shall be done.

<throws eggs at Black's shrine> Quick, Karnaj! Run to my shrine and gain health!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Steven Steve
posted 08-04-2006 04:57:19 PM
Yes Karnaj, I believe you've Survivored yourself.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-04-2006 05:09:38 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist screamed this from the crapper:
Yes Karnaj, I believe you've Survivored yourself.

Oh, you mean that by doing well early on, I'm viewed as a threat and will subsequently be assraped by Blackenoth at someone's behest?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blackened
posted 08-04-2006 05:11:32 PM
quote:
Katrinity.
<throws eggs at Black's shrine> Quick, Karnaj! Run to my shrine and gain health!
Your paltry sacrifice of one unhatched chicken shall not gain you any favor with me. You are but a minor goddess next to my power.

Consider joining my side. There is a place for you at my left hand.*

*In a scanty outfit with a chain-leash and collar.

quote:
Karnaj.
Oh, you mean that by doing well early on, I'm viewed as a threat and will subsequently be assraped by Blackenoth at someone's behest?
Nem-X shall be the agent of my wrath and of your destruction. Succumb to your fate!

Blackened fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 05:13 PM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-04-2006 05:20:04 PM
It's still Day Five. Don't get ahead of yourselves.

Fazumzen gains the Statuette of Teleportation!

Razor is struck by the Maiming Trap!

Densetsu keeps truck truck truckin' along as he gains 10 more gold!

Liam loses 15 gold! Sux 2 b him.

Karnaj gains 10 gold!

Black visits the Shrine of the Three Penguins! He is safe from his own curse!

Almond falls into his pit trap!

Bajah gains 25 gold!

ECP gains 13 HP!

Norim loses 9 HP!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-04-2006 05:24:37 PM
quote:
This is what Blackened is doing. This is what I want Blackened to do :

Your paltry sacrifice of one unhatched chicken shall not gain you any favor with me. You are but a minor goddess next to my power.

Consider joining my side. There is a place for you at my left hand.*

*In a scanty outfit with a chain-leash and collar.


So, uhm, hey. With benefits like this, I don't suppose the ol' Bajataur can be an agent of Blackenoth, eh?

Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 05:25 PM.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-04-2006 05:28:35 PM
quote:
No, Mr. Bajah, I expect you to die.
So, uhm, hey. With benefits like this, I don't suppose the ol' Bajataur can be an agent of Blackenoth, eh?


No one wants to see you in a skimpy outfit with a chain leash and collar.

Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 06:43:25 PM
HP: 11
GP: 20
Repellent
Poisoned -4HP
Teleportation to any shrine

Using the teleportation to go to the shrine of Katrinitu, removing the poison and gaining 10HP =D

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-04-2006 09:05:18 PM
I have a rulings question!

Hypothetical situation: Suchandsuch rolls before Soandso and scores 25, finding the Blackenoth Shrine. He decides to fork over the gold to deal 15 damage to Soandso, who just happens to have exactly 15 HP.

However, when Soandso rolls afterwards, he comes up with an 18, giving him 10 fat health.

Is Soandso dead since Suchandsuch's roll came first, or are the effects essentially resolved simultaneously, so that Soandso ends up with 10 HP?
I hope this wasn't addressed already =o

EDIT: Hypothetical situations make everything clearer. EVERYTHING. ALWAYS.

Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 09:08 PM.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Skaw
posted 08-04-2006 10:14:46 PM
quote:
Bajah said this about your mom:
Skaw, you have 4 less hp than you think. Just because YOU didn't roll on Day 4, it doesn't mean the Gas didn't take effect. You are currently at 12hp, 20gp.

I've uploaded the updated excel sheet to reflect current standings as of this morning.


Doesn't mean it does either, we must have clarification(not that it matters.)

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-04-2006 11:41:57 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Skaw scored a straight 1 with:
Doesn't mean it does either, we must have clarification(not that it matters.)

I'm Parce's backup, my word is law. Unless he decides to overrule me, of course.

Parcelan may overrule me here, but it's my interpretation that if the person you target hasn't rolled yet, they have a chance to save themselves from Blackenoth's wrath on their turn. This is why *I* would suggest waiting until the 'end of day' to choose your target, when no more rolls can be made for that day. It's a tricky situation.

Edit: Also, it's now officially DAY SIX -- but wait for Parce to announce it since he has some changes he wishes to enact.

Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-04-2006 at 11:42 PM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-04-2006 11:53:08 PM
Well, I'm about to go tits up anyway, so I'm gonna give it a go.

HP: 10
GP: 120

1d30 => 24

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-05-2006 12:39:43 AM
Yes, Day Six has begun, and this is worth noting because...

THE DEAD HAVE RISEN!

In his attempts to control the lives of mortals, the god Blackenoth has paid less attention to his own domain. The souls of the dead have escaped to challenge the Labyrinth once more.

Any player who has died in the Labyrinth thus far may start up again as of today. However, a player who has already died will return with no gold (but 10 HP once more). Anything can still happen, though.

Do you dare challenge the Labyrinth once again?

As a clarification...

I'm going to side with Bajah and say that if you didn't roll, you still lose hit points. If you're poisoned and go to sleep, you don't stop being poisoned!

Further, it all waits until the end of the day. If Karnaj finds the Shrine of Blackenoth and pays to whack Bajah, but Bajah finds a Shrine of Katrinitu, he does not die. However, in such a case, for now I'll rule that if that happens the Blackenoth user can choose a new target.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-05-2006 12:42:56 AM
HP: 10
GP: 40
1d30 => 19



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-05-2006 12:43:07 AM
So, do I die and immediately become reborn? Do I find something to prolong my life unnaturally? Do the fates decide to have fun at my expense?

1 HP, dead and reborn if I don't find an antidote this roll.
20 GP, gone if I don't find an antidote this roll.
2 HP poison still going, killing me if I don't find an antidote on this roll.

1d30 => 6

Gadani
U
posted 08-05-2006 12:44:11 AM
OH GOD I"M ALIVE

10 HP
0 GP

1d30 => 28

Let's see if I can roll another freakin' 15.

Gadani
U
posted 08-05-2006 12:45:00 AM
My luck is amazing.
LeMiere
posted 08-05-2006 12:45:21 AM
10HP
20Gold

Misery, here I come.

1d30 => 27

LeMiere
posted 08-05-2006 12:47:28 AM
I ask for nothing from this useless shrine.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-05-2006 12:47:35 AM
DAY SIX! Oh my.

13 hp
10g
No impairing effects or horrible diseases! Hooray!
1d30 => 17

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-05-2006 12:48:09 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis was listening to Cher while typing:
DAY SIX! Oh my.

13 hp
10g
No impairing effects or horrible diseases! Hooray!
*1d30 => 17*


Oh gawd fuck.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-05-2006 12:56:31 AM
Forgot to list the +3 modifier, not that it matters, heh.

So it would be that Mooj, his vision clouding in his final moments happens upon the corpse of another unfortunate adventurer, wedged in a crushing wall. With fingers barely able to rifle through the adventurer's clothes, he prays for a vial of serum that would cure him of this wretched poison. Anyone else would be ecstatic to find such a large gem being held out for the taking, but not Mooj. No, he just laughs weakly in his last moments as he collapses against the corpse, sending the fist-sized gem clattering to the floor before it can be claimed.

There is a light in the distance. At peace, he wanders towards it, he sees the faces of dead loved ones and family. They call out to him, they wave to him, he smiles and rushes to meet their embrace.

The next thing he knows, he's awake and staring at the cold, dank walls of Parcelan's labyrinth once again. He feels much better than he did, but there's still the dread of knowing that he is not yet free of this place. He reaches to fondle absently at his coin pouch, the one thing that might someday make this hell worth it, only to find it empty. He can only laugh tiredly, what else is there to do? "Today, at Blackenoth's whim, Mooj is rolled for his lunch money and returned to the Labyrinth for more agony to amuse the gods over their ale," he mutters, and he immediately sets off to wandering again.

Mooj fucked around with this message on 08-05-2006 at 12:58 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-05-2006 12:56:41 AM
Karnaj gains 30 gold!

Moogle gains Bajataur Repellent!

Mooj dies, sadly...but he can come back with no gold!

In a true twist of Schadenfreude, Gadani loses 9 HP!

Lemmy finds the Penguins of Safety! He is immune from Blackenoth this round!

Delphi gets GASSED!

(We're skipping the Bajataur changing this round, since we seem to be having trouble enough just staying alive. A 15 is still a Bajataur attack, though.)

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-05-2006 01:16:56 AM
I have returned!

10hp
0gold

1d30 => 2

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-05-2006 01:18:32 AM
Ow.. bloody needles.

oh well.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-05-2006 01:22:34 AM
13 Hp
25 Gp

1d30 => 12

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