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Poll: Who must die?
Author
Topic: One must die
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-03-2005 11:40:01 PM
The horde of offensively ignorant imbeciles has grown too large for EverCrest to contain. We must perform regrowth burning to spare the greater community.

Vote for which imbecile you would like to be eradicated.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 10-03-2005 11:41:56 PM
Where's the option for all of the above?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2005 11:45:30 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Knight Rider:
Where's the option for all of the above?

That would be way too popular, therefor unsporting.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-03-2005 11:47:51 PM
I voted for myself.

Edit: You useless fuckers probably won't get around to doing anything about this anyway, so a vote for me is as good as anyone else. Even if something is done, who gives a shit? EC has become primarily the province of a group of dimwitted, self-centered, and incomprably useless twits salted with a few exceptionally wise folks. Put your goddamned money where your mouths are or shut the fuck up already.

Kuroi Madoushi fucked around with this message on 10-03-2005 at 11:54 PM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-03-2005 11:53:30 PM
This is a hard decision.
Skaw
posted 10-03-2005 11:55:31 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Kuroi Madoushi wrote:
I voted for myself.

Edit: You useless fuckers probably won't get around to doing anything about this anyway, so a vote for me is as good as anyone else. Even if something is done, who gives a shit? EC has become primarily the province of a group of dimwitted, self-centered, and incomprably useless twits salted with a few exceptionally wise folks. Put your goddamned money where your mouths are or shut the fuck up already.


Sounds like a 2-for-1 deal is in order.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-03-2005 11:57:56 PM
Goddamnit, I voted for Jackman before I read Maho's post in this thread.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-03-2005 11:58:07 PM
Maho gets my vote from his rousing speech about voting himself.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-04-2005 12:00:22 AM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi's fortune cookie read:
I voted for myself.

Edit: You useless fuckers probably won't get around to doing anything about this anyway, so a vote for me is as good as anyone else. Even if something is done, who gives a shit? EC has become primarily the province of a group of dimwitted, self-centered, and incomprably useless twits salted with a few exceptionally wise folks. Put your goddamned money where your mouths are or shut the fuck up already.


That's ok; you aren't good for anything other than agreeing with Bloodsage, anyway. You're always sucking his cock because, hey, Bloodsage can never lose.

What's it like to be his cabin boy, anyway, you ignorant twat?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-04-2005 12:03:04 AM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Captain Planet:
That's ok; you aren't good for anything other than agreeing with Bloodsage, anyway. You're always sucking his cock because, hey, Bloodsage can never lose.

What's it like to be his cabin boy, anyway, you ignorant twat?


Certainly better than to be mindless minion of the fucktard Parcelan. I only get whipped once a week and I'm granted the privilege of absorbing any bits of wisdom that happen to be dropped out. You, on the hand, are left only to swallow and finish up with a bit of tossed salad. Keep brown nosing you fucking whore, maybe you'll get a pay raise.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 10-04-2005 12:07:04 AM
I as well wish to switch my vote from Jackman to Maho after actually reading this thread.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:07:50 AM
I haven't laughed this much at a thread in a while.
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-04-2005 12:08:24 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator thought about the meaning of life:
I haven't laughed this much at a thread in a while.

Nothing funny has happened in this thread.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-04-2005 12:09:03 AM
No matter who loses... we win!
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-04-2005 12:09:42 AM
quote:
Vallo's account was hax0red to write:
I as well wish to switch my vote from Jackman to Maho after actually reading this thread.

Oh? The english teacher speaks up? Tell you what, I'll honor you with the useless twat title too. You're in the same class with Faelynn: posts worthy of two words encased in a paragraph. Shut the fuck up go slit your wrists or something.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-04-2005 12:09:44 AM
Blindy never wins a poll. Ever.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-04-2005 12:11:55 AM
He sounds so frustrated. You can practically hear the spit spraying out of his mouth and onto his keyboard.
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-04-2005 12:12:44 AM
Sean
posted 10-04-2005 12:13:33 AM
It's like Maho's channeling dead crazy people.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:14:05 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Nothing funny has happened in this thread.

I guess I'm just easily amused then.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-04-2005 12:14:28 AM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
He sounds so frustrated. You can practically hear the spit spraying out of his mouth and onto his keyboard.

Remember Waisz, not all of are cock-smoking nerd boys like you; I keep a towel handy for such problems.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-04-2005 12:14:46 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Random Insanity Generator said:
I guess I'm just easily amused then.

Dude, I laughed at Zoolander.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:16:55 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough thought about the meaning of life:
Dude, I laughed at Zoolander.

Dumb and Dumber.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-04-2005 12:20:32 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Random Insanity Generator:
Dumb and Dumber.

Freaked.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-04-2005 12:22:57 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Tron:
Dude, I laughed at Zoolander.

To this day, I still can't figure out why I laugh so hard at that movie.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:24:52 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough impressed everyone with:
Freaked.

Anything featuring Silent Bob. Jay is optional.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-04-2005 12:26:43 AM
I should have added RIG and Murdoc in hindsight.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-04-2005 12:26:49 AM
applauds Jackman
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-04-2005 12:27:07 AM
quote:
So quoth Random Insanity Generator:
Anything featuring Silent Bob. Jay is optional.

I purchased the Spongebob Movie. Willingly.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:27:35 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Gainsborough was all like:
I purchased the Spongebob Movie. Willingly.

.... You win. Loser.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-04-2005 12:28:16 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
.... You win. Loser.

Owned.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 10-04-2005 12:37:55 AM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Oh? The english teacher speaks up? Tell you what, I'll honor you with the useless twat title too. You're in the same class with Faelynn: posts worthy of two words encased in a paragraph. Shut the fuck up go slit your wrists or something.

Sorry, you get an F. At life.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-04-2005 12:41:56 AM
quote:
So quoth Vallo:
Sorry, you get an F. At life.

Oh snap, I got burned. I feel so hurt that some useless fuck on an obscure forum gives me an F in life. I'm smitten to the quick! Somebody preparae the crematorium for my rotting corpse!

farts

Oh wait, it was just gas. False alarm guys, I'm not going to die just yet.

Edit: PREPARE, GODDAMIT! BURN ME ALIVE!

Kuroi Madoushi fucked around with this message on 10-04-2005 at 12:49 AM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:45:40 AM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I'm smitten to the quick! Somebody preparation the crematorium for my rotting corpse!

H?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 10-04-2005 12:45:52 AM
I'm sorry but I can't be in this poll, I was killed in the last one.
Steven Steve
posted 10-04-2005 12:46:12 AM
Maho, I raped your father ferociously in the ass, chopped him up, and ate his remains. He loved every second of it and is currently burning in hell with your slut-whore of a mother. With any luck, you will be run over tomorrow and be mounted upon Satan's penis within the week.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-04-2005 12:47:13 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Vinven D`Slyfox said this:
I'm sorry but I can't be in this poll, I was killed in the last one.

So, how are you doing?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 10-04-2005 12:49:09 AM
quote:
Snugglits was listening to Cher while typing:
So, how are you doing?

I vote option 7, Snugglits.

I'm quite alright, settling down to a late dinner and preparing to go play NWN.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-04-2005 12:51:22 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Maho, I raped your father ferociously in the ass, chopped him up, and ate his remains. He loved every second of it and is currently burning in hell with your slut-whore of a mother. With any luck, you will be run over tomorrow and be mounted upon Satan's penis within the week.

I say, what sort of sauce did you use?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-04-2005 12:52:23 AM
quote:
Vinven D`Slyfox wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I vote option 7, Snugglits.

I'm quite alright, settling down to a late dinner and preparing to go play NWN.


What kind of crack are you on? You're supposed to vote option 4! OPTION 4!!!

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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