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Vernaltemptress had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Well, you shouldn't care that no one got the joke if you don't want to learn how to present your jokes better instead of crapping on anyone who is trying to tell you why this incident wasn't funny thereby proving that you do care what others think despite your stated "argument."STFU already and prove you truly don't care!
/glad I don't have time for EC drama these days.
I figured you'd show up once you were done drying Bloodsage's tears.
If I really cared, I'd just blacklist anyone who dared to question my authority.
But since I don't care, I'm letting this little hate-fest continue so everyone can shed their tears.
The point is moot, since I can't very well defend the joke and remain silent. If you believe I care, then go ahead and believe it.
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Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
I figured you'd show up once you were done drying Bloodsage's tears.
Biggest mischaracterization ever. Ask Blindy about the time he suggested something similar.
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If I really cared, I'd just blacklist anyone who dared to question my authority.
The fact you thought to do this shows you care.
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But since I don't care, I'm letting this little hate-fest continue so everyone can shed their tears.
Proves why you are a poor moderator and hence the only conclusion I can make about the reason you are a moderator is the possibility that EC will soon be history.
Vernaltemptress fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 12:43 AM.
/goes back to more important uses of her time.
Anyway, I had no part in this and I missed most of it, but I knew it was a joke from the first thing I heard of it. Do you really think Parcelan is going to ban Sean and Blackened first, out of all the people on this board? 
That isn't to say the joke was very funny, but whoa harley.
PS Grammar owns me, guys Suddar fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 12:43 AM.
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Vernaltemptress thought about the meaning of life:
Proves why you are a poor moderator and hence the only conclusion I can make about the reason you are a moderator is the possibility that EC will soon be history.
I didn't think to blacklist anyone. I have never blacklisted anyone out of hate/spite/whatever. I just said if I really cared, if the words of so many people on the internet mattered so much, I'd just silence them for eternity.
And what makes me a poor moderator? That I'm allowing a flame thread to continue as it pertains to the rules? The others were locked to make a convincing show. There's no reason to do it anymore.
And I don't know...Bloodsage seemed pretty butthurt at being outwitted.
But far be it from me to deny you the more important uses of your time, since, you know, it's pretty obvious that I care so much about this and you don't.
Pick up some kleenex for your husband. Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 12:45 AM.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Suddar absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Parcelan, your user icon creeps me out and you really need to change it, ok?Anyway, I had no part in this and I missed most of it, but I knew it was a joke from the first thing I heard of it. Do you really think Parcelan is going to ban Sean and Blackened first, out of all the people on this board?
That isn't to say the joke was very funny, but whoa harley.
PS Grammar owns me, guys
Actually, it's not the possibility that it was real that's the problem. It's the fact that all of a sudden we've got a moderator using his mod powers for personal amusement--not only by pulling a poorly thought out prank on the board, but by locking and deleting threads and by constantly threatening everyone with those same powers.
It's immature and it's not funny. Mods should be in the background, ensuring the rules are followed, not center stage on a greased pole stroking themselves with the instruments of their power for their own gratification.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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At least I'm not Bloodsage
Mods should be in the background, ensuring the rules are followed, not center stage on a greased pole stroking themselves with the instruments of their power for their own gratification.
Damn, even though he's got me ignored, this is the best thing I've ever heard Bloodsage say.
quote:Banning people for jokes
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Damn, even though he's got me ignored, this is the best thing I've ever heard Bloodsage say.
EVIL POWER ABUSE
Parcelan is quickly on his way to becoming the evil tyrant we all suspected.
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Blackened had this to say about Pirotess:
Banning people for jokes
EVIL POWER ABUSE
Parcelan is quickly on his way to becoming the evil tyrant we all suspected.
On his way? ON HIS WAY?! Parce is already there. He's joined the ranks of Saddam Hussein and Doctor Doom in the Evil Dictator Hall of Fame.
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Mr. Crabs Model 2000 was programmed to say:
On his way? ON HIS WAY?! Parce is already there. He's joined the ranks of Saddam Hussein and Doctor Doom in the Evil Dictator Hall of Fame.
Dr. Doom was pimp.
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Vernaltemptress's account was hax0red to write:
Well, you shouldn't care that no one got the joke if you don't want to learn how to present your jokes better instead of crapping on anyone who is trying to tell you why this incident wasn't funny thereby proving that you do care what others think despite your stated "argument."STFU already and prove you truly don't care!
/glad I don't have time for EC drama these days.
This post reminded me of the SAT grammar section.
Once again, proof that my life is a sad, depressing waste. 
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
And what makes me a poor moderator? That I'm allowing a flame thread to continue as it pertains to the rules? The others were locked to make a convincing show. There's no reason to do it anymore.
The fact that you constantly threaten people with bans and blacklists for things that are not in any way rules violations. The fact that you go around locking and deleting threads in the name of some sort of infantile comedy. The fact that you use what limited mod power you have to fulfill pretty much the definition of trolling (Do something that you know will piss people off, then afterwards yammer on about how you are some sort of internet grandmaster because you masterfully manipulated them into being annoyed.). The fact that you constantly pretend that you can ban whomever you want for personal reasons and that we are oh so lucky that you have only decided to be as much of an idiot as you currently are even though Drysart could just undo any damage you can do and de-mod you in an instant if you got out of line.
You are pretty much the definition of a shitty moderator. Oh and a shitty comedian too, you don't do a stand-up show and then get indignant about how the audience sucks when the only people that found your routine funny were your two stage assistants.
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At least I'm not Mod
Jabber jabber
Ah, I was wondering when the gnat would come out and buzz.
And yet, I haven't banned/blacklisted anyone seriously. If you can't tell I'm joking when I threaten, then you deserve to. I couldn't have those other threads cluttering up the board, since they were all saying the same thing, so I deleted them.
The fact is, troublemakers like you finally learned your place and realized that it's wiser to keep your mouth shut than to open. Too bad you forget that lesson so easily, like an untrained animal. This has left me with very little moderating to do.
But, whatever, the people who are important found it amusing, the people who I don't care about got angry and no harm was done. All in all, I call it a success.
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Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Ah, I was wondering when the gnat would come out and buzz.And yet, I haven't banned/blacklisted anyone seriously. If you can't tell I'm joking when I threaten, then you deserve to. I couldn't have those other threads cluttering up the board, since they were all saying the same thing, so I deleted them.
The fact is, troublemakers like you finally learned your place and realized that it's wiser to keep your mouth shut than to open. Too bad you forget that lesson so easily, like an untrained animal. This has left me with very little moderating to do.
But, whatever, the people who are important found it amusing, the people who I don't care about got angry and no harm was done. All in all, I call it a success.
How about threatening Fox with a ban in this very same thread? "Cluttering up the boards"? Now you're reaching for excuses for your stupidity. No one has learned any lesson, you're just off being a liar again, enough people spoke out about your moronic behavior yesteday, it's just that in a fit of cowardice you deleted most of it.
Trolling is still trolling even if your two buddies think it's hillarious, sorry. 
Wait, come to think of it... that was actually pretty funny.
Shit.
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Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
Face it, Parce. It was about as funny as the time I made a throw away account and pretended to be some furry chick and got a ton of PMs looking for hot hot cyber action until Drysart ruined my fun.Wait, come to think of it... that was actually pretty funny.
Shit.
Wasn't that Delid with the anime girl gimmick?
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That damn dirty Snoota rudely interrupted me to say;
He pretended he was a girl for like a week and was going to make some thread saying "she" bought a new microphone and post a sound file of himself saying, "Haha! Bitches!" or something, but Piper ruined it before he could.
that fucking whore.
Worst. Joke. Ever. I wish I had seventeen extra hands, so I could officially give it nineteen thumbs down.* But even if I did happen to find it intensely hilarious, I don't think mod powers should be used for practical jokes.
*Yes, I realise this was stolen from somewhere. No, I wasn't trying to be funny.
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Did they say why, Ruvyen, why they want you to terminate my command?
Mod's said pretty much everything I was going to say, so count this as a little "seconded" or "I agree" or "Me three" or whatthefuckever.Worst. Joke. Ever. I wish I had seventeen extra hands, so I could officially give it nineteen thumbs down.* But even if I did happen to find it intensely hilarious, I don't think mod powers should be used for practical jokes.
I guess we're all fortunate that no one gives a fuck about what you think.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I guess we're all fortunate that no one gives a fuck about what you think.
And yet you seem to, given that you cared enough to reply telling me no one gives a fuck about what I think?
Regardless, what I needed to say has been said. I'm outta this thread now. Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 08:51 AM.
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Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Ruvyen?
Regardless, what I needed to say has been said. I'm outta this thread now.
No it didn't. Plenty of other brownnosing 'Me too'-ers came along and agreed with the one or two people who actually had a backbone, another one wasn't needed.
It was a joke. I formally welcome everyone to the internet, and ask that you remove your shoes before you track mud in all over the place. Barbeque at my place next weekend. Sean fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 09:00 AM.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about (_|_):
Barbeque at my place next weekend.
BYOB?
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ACES! Another post by Sean:
No it didn't. Plenty of other brownnosing 'Me too'-ers came along and agreed with the one or two people who actually had a backbone, another one wasn't needed.It was a joke. I formally welcome everyone to the internet, and ask that you remove your shoes before you track mud in all over the place. Barbeque at my place next weekend.
Your sig pic freaks me out. Am I going crazy, or does it move? I seem to always catch the movement out of the corner of my eye while looking the other way. So I tried to stare at it long enough to see it move, and got bored within two seconds.
p.s. I care about what Ryuu thinks
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Ahh man, I shot Snoota in the face.
Am I going crazy, or does it move?
He tilts his head and raises an eyebrow.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
The fact is, troublemakers like you finally learned your place and realized that it's wiser to keep your mouth shut than to open. Too bad you forget that lesson so easily, like an untrained animal. This has left me with very little moderating to do.But, whatever, the people who are important found it amusing, the people who I don't care about got angry and no harm was done. All in all, I call it a success.
Odd, I'm someone who keeps my mouth shut normally and I opened it. I knew it was a joke before I made my second thread, but I still kept going because you were abusing your mod power plain and simple. You still locked posts on the subject. Can't claim they were "cluttering up" the boards when you locked any posts on them. I guess I can't question Drysart as to why you still have powers, but he must have some reason for it.
Your lessons aren't working too well I guess Napoleon. Wait, I called you Napoleon again. Sorry. I keep forgetting you don't really have any power in the community here. You threaten to ban, but can't really do it except as a joke. You threaten to blacklist, but haven't done it. And hell, what worth are you to the community other than the resident asshole ever since you stopped writing?
Oh, and onoes you found out I think you're an ass! Who cares eh? Didn't have much of a problem with you despite that before this.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
Since I missed everything, could someone sum up the prank played?
Parce banned Blackened and Sean on a whim. Sean was banned first for posting "Total fucking crap" as a reply to one of Parce's posts. Blackened was banned afterward for posting a flame thread to insult Parcelan over abusing mod powers.
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Mr. Karnaj? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
Since I missed everything, could someone sum up the prank played?
I bumped one of Parce's old threads with a reply of "total fucking crap 
" and a vote of 1, like he always accused Mod or whoever of doing.
He banned me, then Black made a flame thread calling Parce out about it. Parce banned Black and locked the thread. And then all (most) of EC went up in arms against Parce for being Parce; they rallied against him, not with the two of us.
It was late and I was tired, but there were a lot more flame threads made just saying stupid shit that Parce locked, and this one was left open for the verbal shitfest to continue. It was funny.
Edit: Black wasn't even in on it, initially. At the beginning it was all Parce and I, then Black saw my ban and caught on. Like it would be expected of everyone else to; I mean, c'mon, Parce + Sean = SERIOUS BUSINESS? Sean fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 11:08 AM.
Anyway, he caught on, we brought him into the loop, then he made his flame thread. Bajah also caught on and was brought in with his brilliant reply to one of the threads.
It's not something people hear about.
Karnaj fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 11:11 AM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Karnaj? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
Ohhh, I see.
The planning between Parce and I was; "Let's do something." "Okay." "What?" "Ban me."
Then Black rolled with it too.
It's not something people hear about.
Reynar fucked around with this message on 05-15-2005 at 12:41 PM.
I mean, saying stuff like, "The important people thought it was funny" that reeks of horrible moderation. That goes to show me that if one of your friends here honestly did break the rules you wouldn't bring the hammer down on them. You'd be much more likely to pettily ban someone like me, or Mod or any of the people you don't like.
It's just not a good precedent.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I didn't even take any notice until it was all over.
Blackened isn't wriggling his way out of anal sex, though. I'll be over at 10.
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Get the soap! Vernaltemptress just said:
Biggest mischaracterization ever. Ask Blindy about the time he suggested something similar.
Huh?!
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Mortious attempted to be funny by writing:
Blackened isn't wriggling his way out of anal sex, though. I'll be over at 10.
Anal Sex = Serious Bweeznes. 
