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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Manticore doesn't have the brainpower to form anything beyond "Yeah, me too".
Unlike you, who uses his brainpowers to make breakfast in the morning.
Edit: I should adapt the Parcelanian theory that every aspect of a person can be determined by their last post. Manticore fucked around with this message on 05-14-2005 at 09:34 PM.
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Check out the big brain on Manticore!
Unlike you, who uses his brainpowers to make breakfast in the morning.
...was that supposed to be clever?
You should have said "all your brainpower." Of course it takes some brainpower to make breakfast.
"Brainpowers" brings to mind pictures of me making breakfast via telekinesis.
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Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
...was that supposed to be clever?You should have said "all your brainpower." Of course it takes some brainpower to make breakfast.
"Brainpowers" brings to mind pictures of me making breakfast via telekinesis.
no, clever is obviously what happened last night. It certainly left the entire forum lol'ing themselves into a seizure.
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Manticore was naked while typing this:
no, clever is obviously what happened last night. It certainly left the entire forum lol'ing themselves into a seizure.
The people who picked up on it, yes.
The others are just upset that they're not as bright as they thought they were.
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x--Mr. ParcelanO-('-'Q) :
"Brainpowers" brings to mind pictures of me making breakfast via telekinesis.
I thought that was seriously what he was talking about 
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
The people who picked up on it, yes.The others are just upset that they're not as bright as they thought they were.
What, did you delete the threads people made that said it was funny? I see threads flaming you, and threads made to joke about the other "parce" flame threads.
This is just one those jokes that wasn't carried through well enough to be funny, unless I missed a thread that involved Sean and Blackened getting banned. If there was one, you might have wanted to keep it up so that the people who weren't reading the forum at the time wouldn't wake up and think something like "wow, parce is an asshole" because all they see are several locked flames regarding you.
Edit: Maradon, That's pretty much what I was joking at... I suppose I should have said something like "Unlike you, who can toast bread with his mind!" Manticore fucked around with this message on 05-14-2005 at 09:48 PM.
If nothing else, it served to show me how shallow most people are and how long they've been holding in hatreds for me that they just needed a tiny little outlet to let loose.
If all I lose from this is respect in the eyes of people I never cared about and a few Bloodsage tears spilled because he was outsmarted, so be it.
Also, I didn't realize I was an arrogant grudge-bearing yapper. 
Perhaps you're just bitter because you planned a huge joke that no one found funny?
To be honest, I thought it was amusing until you locked Addy's thread about it
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Noxhil2's fortune cookie read:
I'll take that as a "no"Also, I didn't realize I was an arrogant grudge-bearing yapper.
Perhaps you're just bitter because you planned a huge joke that no one found funny?
To be honest, I thought it was amusing until you locked Addy's thread about it
It wasn't really planned. Me and Sean said "let's do this to see if people whine" and they did. Then Black got in on it.
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Noxhil2 had this to say about pies:
Well, I guess it's better if you can say you're a master manipulator
Just like it's better that you can say you support popular opinion instead of being just a douchebag that comes out to fight only when he's supported.
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Quoth Noxhil2:
Well, I guess it's better if you can say you're a master manipulator
I thought, "Ha-ha, you let me manipulate you!" was the lame excuse of trolls and idiots when people turn against them? Oh, wait--it is.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
What the fuck are you talking about dude?
Do you really think I have some grudge that I choose to lash out at you? I'm sorry, you're a very sad, confused man. How many times have I spoken to you asking for help?
Shall we follow your train of thought here, and perhaps you can clarify for me.
1) You say that some people found last night funny.
2) I ask you where the threads regarding how funny last night was were.
3) You say I'm obviously holding a grudge and I'm pathetic for needing this outlet.
"I knew there would be some criticism from the arrogant(read: Evercrest forums) ... yet I did it anyways."
Pretty conceited to lable everyone who doesn't find last night funny as "not as bright" as those that did, dont you think?
"If nothing else, it served to show me how shallow most people are and how long they've been holding in hatreds for me that they just needed a tiny little outlet to let loose"
You must be a very pathetic individual if everytime someone disagrees with you, you're convinced they're harboring some long-lasting vendetta against you.
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Noxhil2 had this to say about (_|_):
To be honest, I thought it was amusing until you locked Addy's thread about it
The problem here is you should've backed down and admitted that you perhaps didn't think your joke all the way through. Because it did piss off a lot of people.
Instead, in your normal fashion, you refused to admit any wrong, almost insouciantly defending your actions. But you of all people should understand the typical blithe internet defense of "I don't care" or rather "You're just too stupid to get it" is pretty transparent.
It was a joke. I don't care if you didn't find it funny. Like I said, if the disrespect of Noxhil and loser number 2 are all I have to pay, big deal.
The world will keep spinning despite what a couple of nobodies think.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Like I said, if the disrespect of Noxhil and loser number 2 are all I have to pay, big deal.
loser number 2 must be bloodsage, and he must be the nobody you're talking about. right?
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Noxhil2 stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Well, if your argument has been reduced to "you're a nobody on this forum" I think my work here is done.
My argument is as it always has been: "If you didn't like the joke, why should I care?"
I will just say I'm glad I was absent for all this. 
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Katrinity had this to say about Robocop:
I do declare...I have the vapors!I will just say I'm glad I was absent for all this.
I'm banning you for treason.
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Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
My argument is as it always has been: "If you didn't like the joke, why should I care?"
No, I'm pretty sure you just said that if we didn't like your joke, we were "grudge-bearing and yapping chihuahuas"
Which in no way is "I dont care."
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Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'm banning you for treason.
<pulls off a glove and smacks Parce across the face> You, sir, are an ignoble cretan and have dishonored my good name. I challenge you to a duel. Flopping Fish at Dawn!
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Manticore thought about the meaning of life:
No, I'm pretty sure you just said that if we didn't like your joke, we were "grudge-bearing and yapping chihuahuas"Which in no way is "I dont care."
Wrong.
Learn to use metaphors. Chihuahuas are yappy little things that only attack when they feel they have the upper hand.
No creature's opinion counts for less.
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A sleep deprived Katrinity stammered:
<pulls off a glove and smacks Parce across the face> You, sir, are an ignoble cretan and have dishonored my good name. I challenge you to a duel. Flopping Fish at Dawn!
You're tubby.
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Wrong.Learn to use metaphors. Chihuahuas are yappy little things that only attack when they feel they have the upper hand.
No creature's opinion counts for less.
...that's your arguement? I'm quite speechless.
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Manticore's account was hax0red to write:
...that's your arguement? I'm quite speechless.
I'm sure it's quite stunning to a chihuahua.
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Katrinity had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I do declare...I have the vapors!I will just say I'm glad I was absent for all this.
Yeah, ditto.
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
I'm sure it's quite stunning to a chihuahua.
Can't I argue that because you seem to believe that you're more intelligent and that intelligence is somehow equated to how long you've been a member of evercrest, you feel that you have the upperhand? Wouldn't that make you the chihuahua?
Edit: Wait no I forgot you don't care, which is why every reply you have for me is an insult. Manticore fucked around with this message on 05-14-2005 at 11:35 PM.
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Manticore has the right stuff
Can't I argue that because you seem to believe that you're more intelligent and that intelligence is somehow equated to how long you've been a member of evercrest, you feel that you have the upperhand? Wouldn't that make you the chihuahua?
Not really, since my argument was based on valor, not intelligence, and you're the one taking the cheap shots while I'm defending myself.
guyz lets all argue how stupid it was when we got tricked, it's serious business. HEY NO MESSING AROUND!
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Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Not really, since my argument was based on valor, not intelligence, and you're the one taking the cheap shots while I'm defending myself.
No, your arguement was based on "not caring". remember? "My argument is as it always has been: 'If you didn't like the joke, why should I care?'"
I'm not taking "cheap-shots" at you, you're the one doing the name calling.
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Manticore had this to say about Captain Planet:
No, your arguement was based on "not caring". remember? "My argument is as it always has been: 'If you didn't like the joke, why should I care?'"
This doesn't even make sense. What's your point? That because I reply, I obviously care?
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
This doesn't even make sense. What's your point? That because I reply, I obviously care?
No, my point to the post you are quoting was that you had just said that you were arguement was apathy, and then said that your arguement was valor, while your arguement was in fact that the only reason I was argueing with you was because I thought I had some sort of upper hand.
For a brief summary since you dont seem to be reading my posts:
1)I asked you to tell me what happened to the threads of people who thought the events of last night were funny were.
2)I tried to convince you that I was not asking this because I had some sort of deeply rooted hatred for you.
3)I tried to understand why you were comparing me to a chihuahua.
4)I explained why I believed your chihuahua metaphor to be incorrect.
5)I then told you that saying I was taking cheap-shots at you was a poor arguement because there may have been some spat from me before the arguement, during the arguement you were the only one using ad hominem.
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Blackened got a whole lot of nerve:
Everyone getting upset over this I shall continue laughing at.guyz lets all argue how stupid it was when we got tricked, it's serious business. HEY NO MESSING AROUND!
your childish this is childish
quote:childish children welcome to ignore this is serious
Liam had this to say about dark elf butts:
your childish this is childish
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Blackened had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Everyone getting upset over this I shall continue laughing at.guyz lets all argue how stupid it was when we got tricked, it's serious business. HEY NO MESSING AROUND!
Some of us didn't have to be tricked to realize that the whole "joke" was still pretty retarded.
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Quoth Blackened:
childish children welcome to ignore this is serious
You remind me of our neighbor the third time I had to tell them not to let their dog roam around my yard off leash, in violation of the law. They said it wasn't very neighborly of me to object to them not being neighborly.
Like them, you've got it backwards. It's not childish to be annoyed by childishly stupid pranks, and they crowing idiots who think they're somehow superior because they played a trick on others.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
My argument is as it always has been: "If you didn't like the joke, why should I care?"
Well, you shouldn't care that no one got the joke if you don't want to learn how to present your jokes better instead of crapping on anyone who is trying to tell you why this incident wasn't funny thereby proving that you do care what others think despite your stated "argument."
STFU already and prove you truly don't care!
/glad I don't have time for EC drama these days.
quote:I'm not saying that.
Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
You remind me of our neighbor the third time I had to tell them not to let their dog roam around my yard off leash, in violation of the law. They said it wasn't very neighborly of me to object to them not being neighborly.Like them, you've got it backwards. It's not childish to be annoyed by childishly stupid pranks, and they crowing idiots who think they're somehow superior because they played a trick on others.
I am laughing at you for how seriously you're taking this, though. It was a joke. It fooled some people, it didn't fool some others. It's not a big deal.
But go ahead and keep on - this is amusing. 
