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Topic: Blindy!
Alaan
posted 05-15-2005 11:29:45 PM
I must be catching Waisz disease. I thought the whole shit flinging fest it spawned was pretty funny.
Blackened
posted 05-15-2005 11:33:37 PM
quote:
Alaan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I must be catching Waisz disease. I thought the whole shit flinging fest it spawned was pretty funny.
you're childish welcome to ignore get serious

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-15-2005 11:50:49 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
Parce is channeling the ghost of Andy Kaufman.

That's probably the best characterization of the joke: One that only the people performing it find funny. Everyone else either gets the joke and finds it stupid/uninteresting or they take it seriously and flip out. The only way someone not in on the joke can find it funny is if one of the people who take it seriously take it a little too seriously and do something unintentionally hilarious.

Alas, such an occurance failed to manifest.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Blackened
posted 05-15-2005 11:53:03 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
Alas, such an occurance failed to manifest.
You must have missed all of Sage's posts.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-15-2005 11:55:52 PM
quote:
Blackened impressed everyone with:
You must have missed all of Sage's posts.

Nah, all that coming from him is par for the course. Not very amusing at all.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-16-2005 12:43:51 AM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Blackened absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
You must have missed all of Sage's posts.

Yes, because it's not childish and annoying at all for mods to start using their powers to play pranks on the boards. . .pranks which, as has been noted, only the participants could possibly find amusing.

If no one else has the balls to tell you idiots you're screwing up, far be it from me to pass up the opportunity. Too bad you're both too fucking stupid even to see where you crossed the line.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blackened
posted 05-16-2005 12:56:26 AM
quote:
Bloodsage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Yes, because it's not childish and annoying at all for mods to start using their powers to play pranks on the boards. . .pranks which, as has been noted, only the participants could possibly find amusing.

If no one else has the balls to tell you idiots you're screwing up, far be it from me to pass up the opportunity. Too bad you're both too fucking stupid even to see where you crossed the line.



Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-16-2005 06:26:42 AM
quote:
While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, Blackened wrote:

hey who do you think you are

psyduck is my emoticon you faggot ill fight u for it

hey
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-16-2005 06:28:34 AM
quote:
Jensus had this to say about the Spice Girls:
hey who do you think you are

psyduck is my emoticon you faggot ill fight u for it


Jens is KING OF INTERNETIA

Sean
posted 05-16-2005 06:45:21 AM
quote:
Why, Jensus! where you goin' with that shotgun?
hey who do you think you are

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-16-2005 08:42:52 AM
Ignore and walk away, duders.

Ignore and walk away.

Anything's better than the flaming pile of shit this thread's turned into.

nem-x
posted 05-16-2005 09:30:50 AM
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 05-16-2005 12:52:30 PM
Blindy is so gay! What?
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-16-2005 07:13:02 PM
quote:
Alek startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Blindy is so gay! What?

Blindy is so gay. . .he slipped on the ice. . .and his only injury was a broken left pinky!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-16-2005 09:48:40 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan has a secret obsession with Richard Simmons, as evidenced by...
Jens is KING OF INTERNETIA

shut up fancypants

this is between me and him

hey
Blackened
posted 05-16-2005 10:07:00 PM
quote:
Verily, Jensus doth proclaim:
shut up fancypants

this is between me and him



Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-16-2005 10:13:54 PM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about Jimmy Carter:

That was boring. It would have been better if it expanded faster and flashed "WHAT?!?!" in fiery red text at the end.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-16-2005 10:15:23 PM
quote:
That damn dirty Blackened rudely interrupted me to say;


Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-16-2005 10:16:27 PM
quote:
In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Blackened wrote:

hey
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-16-2005 10:30:19 PM
quote:
Jensus had this to say about Punky Brewster:

Erm, so are the smilies going in or out? I assume out, since the image is titled "Puke- Rolleyes" but ...
Yay bandwidth!

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Blackened
posted 05-16-2005 10:30:56 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Kait stammered:
That was boring. It would have been better if it expanded faster and flashed "WHAT?!?!" in fiery red text at the end.
thanks for posting

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 05-16-2005 11:35:34 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about pies:
Erm, so are the smilies going in or out? I assume out, since the image is titled "Puke- Rolleyes" but ...
Yay bandwidth!

shut up

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Blackened
posted 05-16-2005 11:54:49 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
shut up

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-17-2005 12:18:57 AM
quote:
Blackened stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-17-2005 12:25:18 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kait was all like:
Erm, so are the smilies going in or out? I assume out, since the image is titled "Puke- Rolleyes" but ...
Yay bandwidth!

I die a little everytime you post.

Blackened
posted 05-17-2005 12:25:50 AM
quote:
Kait had this to say about pies:

Quick - keep posting!

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-17-2005 12:27:45 AM
Gives Black a Tony Danza
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-17-2005 12:30:36 AM
Mr. Blackened, how many Kait posts does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll cent... er, kill Snoota?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-17-2005 12:46:06 AM
quote:
Blackened thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Quick - keep posting!

I don't like you, I'm not playing with you anymore.

quote:
JooJooFlop's account was hax0red to write:
Mr. Blackened, how many Kait posts does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll cent... er, kill Snoota?

One bad first impression is worth a thousand suck-up posts.

Kait fucked around with this message on 05-17-2005 at 12:47 AM.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-17-2005 01:54:50 AM
quote:
Quoth Kait:
One bad first impression is worth a thousand suck-up posts.

I'd say it's more of a chronic agony than a first impression. . .though jackoffman is a point in your favor.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-17-2005 07:00:53 AM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Robocop:
One bad first impression is worth a thousand suck-up posts.

more like one suck off is worth a thousand first impressions am i rite

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 05-17-2005 07:03:08 AM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
more like one suck off is worth a thousand first impressions am i rite

lolololollol he r rite.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-17-2005 12:47:08 PM
quote:
Bloodsage said this about your mom:
I'd say it's more of a chronic agony than a first impression. . .though jackoffman is a point in your favor.

What did I do?

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Sean
posted 05-17-2005 12:48:16 PM
quote:
Entertain me with more of your bullshit, jackman.
What did I do?

You look bad by comparison.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-17-2005 12:49:17 PM
Oh, well Im working on being better.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Sean
posted 05-17-2005 12:52:20 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-17-2005 12:53:15 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-17-2005 02:07:58 PM
quote:
Quoth jackman:
What did I do?

You keep ignoring advice and posting stuff only you care about.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-17-2005 02:14:58 PM
I have not posted a new thread for two days, per advise..... Im also posting less....per advise.

I also have been staying out of forum politics, per advise.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-17-2005 02:21:44 PM
quote:
jackman thought about the meaning of life:
I have not posted a new thread for two days, per advise..... Im also posting less....per advise.

I also have been staying out of forum politics, per advise.


I would just like to point out, that the poster above you spelled the word, "Advice" correctly, yet you failed to do so all three times in your post. It was as simple as checking his spelling before you posted, and comparing the two, and you failed.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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