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Topic: The Ban Somthor fund
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-21-2004 08:00:28 PM
quote:
Somthor stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
meow

male cats have barbs on thier penis btw it rips the lining of hte female cats vagina causing ovolation.

just a FYI


Ok.. as much as I hate to get involved...

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 01-21-2004 08:04:56 PM
quote:
So quoth Trillee:
Ok.. as much as I hate to get involved...

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!


Shouldn't you ignore him so he goes away?

Ares
posted 01-21-2004 08:05:52 PM
I dunno... I don't really have a problem with Somthor. Or anyone on the forums for that matter.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-21-2004 08:11:09 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ares said this:
I dunno... I don't really have a problem with Somthor. Or anyone on the forums for that matter.

I have a problem with YOU and your EYES THROUGH THE HAIR OMG OMG BAN

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 01-21-2004 08:15:57 PM
Man, I really wish I had saved the "dicks" comment for now, so it'd be all in-context and witty.

But then again, without it, the topic wouldn't have come around.

DECISIONS

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 08:17:45 PM
quote:
Rebel Nae's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Since he wouldn't come anywhere close to my vagina, I feel no threat. He would be in serious pain if he even considered something like that.


I only mentioned it because you brought up the cat thing. There was no threat intended and I think people would have to be looking pretty hard in order to feel that there was

yeah I love cats

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Nina
posted 01-21-2004 08:23:29 PM
I find you bunch of whiners much, much more annoying than Somthor himself.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 08:23:42 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Knight Rider:
I only mentioned it because you brought up the cat thing. There was no threat intended and I think people would have to be looking pretty hard in order to feel that there was

yeah I love cats


I don't think what you do to cats is defined by the word 'love'.

The word 'bestiality' may be a bit more appropriate in this instance.

Suddar
posted 01-21-2004 08:28:35 PM
Good to know he beastialities cats.
Ares
posted 01-21-2004 08:30:23 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I have a problem with YOU and your EYES THROUGH THE HAIR OMG OMG BAN

*stabs* ^.^

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-21-2004 08:32:08 PM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about Robocop:
Shouldn't you ignore him so he goes away?

I know.. my bad.. but that just ARG heh

*hands Zaza a lolly*

Ares
posted 01-21-2004 08:32:58 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Trillee said this:



CUTE!!!
Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 08:51:38 PM
What's everyone all pissed off about now?
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 08:52:43 PM
quote:
Drysart Model 2000 was programmed to say:
What's everyone all pissed off about now?

Some troll has everyone all pissed off.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 01-21-2004 08:54:35 PM
quote:
Drysart thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
What's everyone all pissed off about now?

I think it's just that there's practically noone on the boards Somthor hasn't managed to insult.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:00:17 PM
quote:
Zaza scribbled:
I think it's just that there's practically noone on the boards Somthor hasn't managed to insult.

But it's so easy to insult everyone here!

I just don't see what he's done recently that's so horrible to have spawned off today's hatefest.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-21-2004 09:04:17 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about the Spice Girls:
But it's so easy to insult everyone here!

I just don't see what he's done recently that's so horrible to have spawned off today's hatefest.


I think it's just.. him being him...

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:07:54 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
But it's so easy to insult everyone here!

I just don't see what he's done recently that's so horrible to have spawned off today's hatefest.


I think it's the fact that every single post he makes feels like it's sucking out your brain with a straw.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 09:10:31 PM
quote:
If only Drysart hadn't said this:
What's everyone all pissed off about now?

my aunt flow is visiting.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
UBT
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:25:32 PM
Honestly, Somthor hasn't insulted me yet but he has gone and insulted my friends (Bloodsage being most recently ), threatened my wife with a cat penis, and just been a total troll on more than one occasion. The moment he trully pisses me off and insults me is the point where I will decide to flame his scrawny ex-seaman ass to seaman hell.

Snoota is no longer my dog's gay lover.

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: UBT ]

Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:29:22 PM
quote:
What the UBT??
Snoota is no longer my dog's gay lover.

Yeah, right.

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:31:20 PM
^^^

quote:
UBT stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
threatened my wife with a cat penis
UBT
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:32:08 PM
Well, he hasn't visited my dog in months and Snoota may already have another boyfriend He broke my dog's heart

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: UBT ]

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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 09:34:50 PM
quote:
UBT attempted to be funny by writing:
Honestly, Somthor hasn't insulted me yet but he has threatened my wife with a cat penis, .


I never threatend her, she even stated she didnt feel that, it was twisted and read into from a harmless comment.

I really REALLY want to make that clear.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:36:53 PM
quote:
Somthor's fortune cookie read:
I never threatend her, she even stated she didnt feel that, it was twisted and read into from a harmless comment.

I really REALLY want to make that clear.


That happens to you a lot.

UBT
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:36:54 PM
umm....ok, then please keep that barbed cat penis in your ass where you got it from.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-21-2004 09:37:03 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I just don't see what he's done recently that's so horrible to have spawned off today's hatefest.

Post 141 in this thread for starters.


Ok, so maybe it is a flame thread, but outright calling someone a murderer of innocents aint exactly something that should be allowed in even a thread thats "above the rules"..

My thoughts anyway..




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2004 09:37:09 PM
quote:
From the book of Nina, chapter 3, verse 16:
I find you bunch of whiners much, much more annoying than Somthor himself.

WOOHOO! FIGHT THE MAN! CONTEST POPULAR OPINION! IT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU AN INDIVIDUAL!

You're too

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-21-2004 09:39:22 PM
quote:
This one time, at Taeldian camp:
That happens to you a lot.

Yeah.. it's always our fault that he can't make himself clear and coherant like the rest of humanity...

When will we ever learn...

[Edit: Corrected tpyo.. ]

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Abbikat ]




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 09:39:25 PM
quote:
UBT stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
umm....ok, then please keep that barbed cat penis in your ass where you got it from.

no problem

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-21-2004 09:40:46 PM
quote:
Somthor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I never threatend her, she even stated she didnt feel that, it was twisted and read into from a harmless comment.

I really REALLY want to make that clear.


I said I didn't feel threatened because if you tried to get close enough to me to show me your penis, you would be lacking one within a moment's notice.

Not because I didn't feel your statement wasn't intended to be a threat.

Let's just get that clear.

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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 09:42:53 PM
quote:
This one time, at Rebel Nae camp:
I said I didn't feel threatened because if you tried to get close enough to me to show me your penis, you would be lacking one within a moment's notice.

Not because I didn't feel your statement wasn't intended to be a threat.

Let's just get that clear.


sigh. fine it wasnt a threat i'm sorry you felt that way.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 11:18:19 PM
Hey, dildo baggins, no one gives a fuck.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 11:23:24 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Neo-Blindy said:
I THINK I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A RIDE ON THE MAN TRAIN!
MAN, I LOVE THE COCK!


You are a brave man to be not only OUT, but loud and proud about it.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 11:24:54 PM
quote:
Get the soap! Somthor just said:
You are a brave man to be not only OUT, but loud and proud about it.

Even IF i was gay, i'd still get more action with women than you.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 11:30:16 PM
wouldnt be hard no, lots of girls like gay men. probably works really well for you Susan doesn't it?
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 11:41:45 PM
quote:
Somthor got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
wouldnt be hard no, lots of girls like gay men. probably works really well for you Susan doesn't it?

its not gay men they like, it's men that aren't you.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2004 11:52:53 PM
My, my. Somthor has certainly fallen. From bringing accusations of murder against high-ranking air force officials to calling someone gay.

Poor little dear must have drained his brain dry trying to figure out why people don't like him.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-22-2004 01:14:54 AM
quote:
Leopold, the Voice of Reason had this to say about Knight Rider:
If you were, in fact, offended by my having referred to you as a dick (and this goes for everyone), then I extend to you my full apologies. The statement was intended to provide an entry into this thread, not actually insult anyone within it. It was an insulting choice of wording, and I am willing to accept blame for my having used it.

Better?


That's why people like you have to rely on people like us to get anything done. Those of us willing to make a stand are inherently superior to the smurfs who think that, somehow, ignoring a problem will make it go away.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-22-2004 01:16:01 AM
I'm superior because I can shoot lasers from my eyes.
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