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Khyron had this to say about Tron:
I ignored the funny noise my car was making.It went away!
'Course, so did the rest of the car... by the towtruck... after the engine burst into flames.
but it still went away when they put the new engine in, right??
So everything was smurfy again!!
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This one time, at Abbikat camp:
but it still went away when they put the new engine in, right??So everything was smurfy again!!
Are you saying that if we wait, Somthor will eventually be replaced with a new poster, but it will cost us a lot to have him replaced?
Well, if by cost you mean wasted time and braincells... it fits.
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ACES! Another post by Zaza:
Are you saying that if we wait, Somthor will eventually be replaced with a new poster, but it will cost us a lot to have him replaced?Well, if by cost you mean wasted time and braincells... it fits.
That, or we can just pay the equivalent of the EC towtruck (*COUGH*drysart*COUGH*) to take him away, and continue on without him. 
Why not see if we can spend enough ca$h to get him Blacklisted?
He sees himself post with 0 replies.
His posts on threads get no replies.
We see nothing. Not even that 'you are ignoring this user' box.
He continues to spam the forums, happier than ever because suddenly everyone is being nice and NOT flaming he posts. (Not replying at all, in fact...)
We live on in bliss having to never see such stupidity from him again.
Drys continues to get subscription moneys from the poor, stupid fool.
It's a win-win-win situation. [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Khyron ]
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Khyron impressed everyone with:
I just had a thought.Why not see if we can spend enough ca$h to get him Blacklisted?
He sees himself post with 0 replies.
His posts on threads get no replies.
We see nothing. Not even that 'you are ignoring this user' box.
He continues to spam the forums, happier than ever because suddenly everyone is being nice and NOT flaming he posts. (Not replying at all, in fact...)
We live on in bliss having to never see such stupidity from him again.
Drys continues to get subscription moneys from the poor, stupid fool.
It's a win-win-win situation.
We could change his title to "Daddy, I'm helping, too!"
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So quoth Somthor:
ignorance is bliss
In that case, you must be the happiest moron on earth...
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Leopold, the Voice of Reason was all like:
You people are dicks.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Somthor was all like:
Ignorance is bliss.
I thought the two quotes went together nicely. Also with the second making a decent responce to the first, in that order.
Your sympathy is misguided.
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Faelynn LeAndris painfully thought these words up:
I thought the two quotes went together nicely. Also with the second making a decent responce to the first, in that order.Your sympathy is misguided.
You misunderstand. I don't care if you're sympathetic to Somthor or not. I don't really care that much for him myself. I wouldn't exactly be heartbroken if he dropped off the face of the Earth tomorrow.
I'm just not that bothered by him. I deal with stupidity daily, as I imagine we all do, and I've tried to make myself do something positive with it, rather than getting worked up over it.
I'm no more ignorant of him than anyone else. I just have a different outlook. And as it happens, at least in my opinion, the lynch mob is worse than the guy getting the noose.
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Leopold, the Voice of Reason stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You people are dicks.
No. We're dicks to dicks.
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Zaza had this to say about pies:
No. We're dicks to dicks.
Which is still being a dick.
AND LOOK WHERE HE IS NOW
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Leopold, the Voice of Reason stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Which is still being a dick.
It's being a dick under very specific circumstances, which is quite a different thing from being a dick altogether.
I reiterate: I don't care about Somthor individually. I'm only defending him thanks to the situation; what I'm trying to fight against here is the way everyone's going about getting rid of him.
You're at war with another nation. Their military leader is a downright evil man, utilizing every underhanded tactic he can conceive of that will hurt you; targeting civilians to attempt to demoralize you and your troops, using high-yield chemical weaponry with no regard to collateral damage so long as it manages to hurt you, etc. You are much, much bigger than he is. Do you fight back by responding just as he does; by using his tactics against him, by doing the things that got you so pissed off in the first place?
No. You fight by YOUR rules. You follow your regulations, you fight the war with the overpowering force you have, you spare those who have done no wrong where you can.
In the Somethor thread, the aforementioned fuckhead and Abbi had a war over the rules. That's something you all seem to be losing sight of:
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Bitching Babies: If you don't like a thread, simply vote it a "1" and do not reply. Everyone else has just as much right to post whatever they want as you do; that "right" ending where I, the admin, decide it stops. Pointing out how stupid or unfunny you feel a thread (or poster) is will result in pain, unless the thread (or poster) is intensely retarded (take your chances). Comments such as "Looks like you're about to be banned!" will probably backfire in a way you don't wish them to.
The "intensely retarded" clause isn't enough to supplant the fact that Drysart is the law here. And I don't think anyone here is going to argue that he's unwilling to ban people who break the rules. When Drysart and the Mod Squad decide he's gone too far, they will take action: until then, fucking deal with it.
You want to take the fuckhead down, that's fine--but do it the right way. Follow the rules.
Being a dick to stop a dick is still being a dick--and trolling to stop a troll is still trolling.
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Khyron's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
People said the same thing about us when we were screaming for Paul554's blood.AND LOOK WHERE HE IS NOW
in Iraq?
still posting here and comming into the irc chat once in a while when he cans...
Basicaly.. This post sucks. It's just fuiling a fire that shouldn't even exist...
Ignore the guy and maybe he'll go away...
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From the book of Black, chapter 3, verse 16:
You're all dicks. Big walking floppy dicks. ^_^
Ok boys... enough with the penis envy, just whip them out and let's get this over with. 
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Knight Rider:
Ok boys... enough with the penis envy, just whip them out and let's get this over with.
Yes, and post lots of pictures! 
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Leopold, the Voice of Reason wrote this stupid crap:
You people are dicks.
You, Suddar, Holden, and crew are pretty mighty for pointing this out every 3 seconds.
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Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Yes, and post lots of pictures!
This meets with my approval. It'd be beautifully ironic if somthor was ... how to say... nevermind.
The thread has now been gayed up. You're welcome.
So tell me, would you like to rephrase anything, or are you just a hypocrite?
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Leopold, the Voice of Reason's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You people are dicks.
But our motives are pure, which makes everything ok.
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Aury had this to say about Cuba:
This meets with my approval. It'd be beautifully ironic if somthor was ... how to say... nevermind.
The thread has now been gayed up. You're welcome.
hung like a horse?
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Zaza thought about the meaning of life:
Leopold, calling us dicks is being such a dick to us dicks. Which by your logic makes you just as large a dick as us.So tell me, would you like to rephrase anything, or are you just a hypocrite?
My dick is the largest.
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Somthor attempted to be funny by writing:
hung like a cat?
There.. I fixed that for you.
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King Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
My dick is the largest.
Only in your category, which is "Hamsters and sea birds."
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Zaza had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Only in your category, which is "Hamsters and sea birds."
I have crossbred them both with Walruses, which have huge tallywhackers.
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Zaza obviously shouldn't have said:
Leopold, calling us dicks is being such a dick to us dicks. Which by your logic makes you just as large a dick as us.So tell me, would you like to rephrase anything, or are you just a hypocrite?
If you were, in fact, offended by my having referred to you as a dick (and this goes for everyone), then I extend to you my full apologies. The statement was intended to provide an entry into this thread, not actually insult anyone within it. It was an insulting choice of wording, and I am willing to accept blame for my having used it.
Better?
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Leopold, the Voice of Reason attempted to be funny by writing:
If you were, in fact, offended by my having referred to you as a dick (and this goes for everyone), then I extend to you my full apologies. The statement was intended to provide an entry into this thread, not actually insult anyone within it. It was an insulting choice of wording, and I am willing to accept blame for my having used it.Better?
I wasn't offended at all. I just think it's mildly hypocritical of you to rage out in dislike at people for raging out in dislike.
He and Parce need to get together for some fun.
It's not something people hear about.
And Sean, I'm pretty sure Parcelan and I being in the same location simultaneously would cause some sort of temporal rift. But more than likely, he'd just make me have my first drink of alcohol, a prospect that makes me wet my pants in fright and hide in the closet.
*sniffle*
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Leopold, the Voice of Reason said this about your mom:
I wasn't raging. =p If I were raging, I'd be doing a lot more screaming and yelling in general. I wanted to attempt to grab people's attention prior to explaining myself, because I had the general feeling that, had I simply popped in and said "hay, follow the rules, yo" it wouldn't have done much good. This way I actually had someone to respond to. So yes, I was slightly trolling. =pAnd Sean, I'm pretty sure Parcelan and I being in the same location simultaneously would cause some sort of temporal rift. But more than likely, he'd just make me have my first drink of alcohol, a prospect that makes me wet my pants in fright and hide in the closet.
*sniffle*
He's been with me how long and I still haven't broken him...
Pity me.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Somthor said:
hung like a horse?
I was going to say 'like a mule' but mules are famous for being relatively small in that department.
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Trillee had this to say about Captain Planet:
Ignore the guy and maybe he'll go away...
That only works with the monsters that live under your bed.
As proof that things will not go away if you ignore them, I offer one camel spider.
Clearly, that rat was ignoring the camel spider, yet it did not go away.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Rebel Nae said:
There.. I fixed that for you.
meow
male cats have barbs on thier penis btw it rips the lining of hte female cats vagina causing ovolation.
just a FYI
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Somthor impressed everyone with:
meowmale cats have barbs on thier penis btw it rips the lining of hte female cats vagina causing ovolation.
just a FYI
And?
Am I supposed to somehow feel threatened by that?
I already knew that tidbit of information, what I was referring to was your taste in sigpics and the size of a cat's penis.
Now that the joke has been explained to you, maybe you will understand it better.
That's just me, though.
