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Topic: Fuck you straight edges.
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 07-31-2003 03:08:01 PM
What I'm wondering is....why? Why not enjoy life?
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-31-2003 03:30:27 PM
Yanno, for some of these "straight edges" it IS enjoying life.
Nina
posted 07-31-2003 03:32:35 PM
Sorry, I don't drink, but YOU can partake in all the self destructive behaviour you want, you mindless degenerates!
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 07-31-2003 04:10:55 PM
quote:
Bummey the Fool wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yanno, for some of these "straight edges" it IS enjoying life.

I guess if you're a masochist who loves denying himself simple pleasures like sex and booze.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 07-31-2003 05:12:33 PM
I guess I'm a straight edge in some aspects. I feel no need to drink, smoke, or do any form of drugs. I have had sex only with the woman I am currently engaged to. This is something I hold dear to me. I've tried drinking, it wasnt for me. Smoking in general is just gross to me and I feel no need to do it. Drugs go without saying.

I'd prefer that people not drink around me but I dont ruin their fun. When I'm in a situation where I think someone has had too much, I just leave. Tam will have nothing to do with alcohol at all. I completely respect that: A) It is her choice B) I know things that very few people know about her. If she is near alcohol she will start to have a panic attack.

Smoking I can live with, but once again, I'd prefer it not around me. I generally dislike smelling it or smelling like it later. I can be around smokers, some of my good friends are smokers, but I can only stand it for so long.

It is all a matter of opinion. I dont care either way. But just like you people complain about straight edges pushing things onto yall. People that endulge in these things like to puch them back onto me. The real problem isnt that people have opinions and follow them.. it is that people like to make everyone have their opinion. We call these people "Assholes"

nem-x
posted 07-31-2003 07:41:53 PM
Mod
Pancake
posted 07-31-2003 07:50:46 PM
quote:
nem-x³ wrote this stupid crap:
Who is


'still a gnome'


Giantt....at least I think that's who had the title.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-31-2003 08:00:04 PM
quote:
From the book of Pesco, chapter 3, verse 16:
It is all a matter of opinion. I dont care either way. But just like you people complain about straight edges pushing things onto yall. People that endulge in these things like to puch them back onto me. The real problem isnt that people have opinions and follow them.. it is that people like to make everyone have their opinion. We call these people "Assholes"

Agreed.

Me... I just don't want to cut myself off from everything. I have this belief system that states everything has the possibility to be fun, or at least a learning experience, and I don't want to deny myself anything if I haven't experienced it first, y'now? I drink, smoke pot, have tattoos and want more,am only abstaining from sex until I can get to california then wooo ... pretty much the only thing I don't do is smoke cigarettes, as I tried that once and the appeal is kinda lost on me.

But eh. It's your body. Do what you want.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 07-31-2003 08:51:57 PM
quote:
What the Pesco??
I have had sex only with the woman I am currently engaged to.

I refuse to acknowledge this.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 07-31-2003 09:35:17 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Drysart wrote:
I refuse to acknowledge this.

LOL...
Oh yes... Aza is sooooo pure and innocent

Actually, cuddling with her is the best because she does give off an innocent pure glow a lot, makes me feel like some Super Hero and I am protecting her.
Coolest. Feeling. Ever.

Elspeth
Pancake
posted 07-31-2003 09:56:50 PM
I had never even heard of someone putting an X on their hand or any of that until just now.

What is this? Some sort of new phenom? It sounds dumb.


So you want to start a revolution. Well, you know...
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 07-31-2003 10:41:16 PM
quote:
Verily, Jalal d'Varr doth proclaim:
What I'm wondering is....why? Why not enjoy life?

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2003 11:05:32 PM
I don't care. It's people who call themselves 'straight edge lol rofl I am the most uber person ever' who are retarded. I mean, the whole idea of abstaining from those things which are fun (Yes, sex, booze, I know they're a lot of fun.)is that I choose to save myself to when I can use these things in a more mature fashion (With the exception of drugs.)

Living morally is not about a high moral ground attitude, or a braggers rights. No, it's about choosing to stay safe from the consequences of the misuse of sex and alcohol.

It's russian roulette, baby. It's fun, but, you know what, if you smash your car into a tree, killing someone (Trust me, nobody's invincible to booze), or you get some diesase, you know what? That's fine. You chose to cash in now, hoping that you'd get lucky.

And if you're lucky? Cool. You had a great time, more power to you all.

And Jens, you're such a retard. Sex and booze are a lot of fun, but, you know, there are billions of other ways to be amused.

And trust me, by not having sex with someone who eventually you will forget, you make it more meaniningful. More rewarding. A better tasting fruit, if you will.

I'm straight edge, by definition or something, but I'm not going to draw a freaking X on my hand. I live that way, and if you have a problem with it, maybe you should reexamine your view.

Blindy, stop being such a retard.

Beer isn't magical. It doesn't transform you from a dork to a good person, a good friend overnight. Or at all. All it does is reduce inhibitions, which makes you easy to take advantage over (And the ones who do are GREAT friends to have, I guaruntee you), and reduce your inhibitions, basically giving everyone a clearer view of your personality (If you're not too sloshed to speak coherently.)And if people like you because of that, then they'd like you sober.
There is more than one person who believes the same way I do. Gasp, we could be friends!

There may be quite a few people in my area who believe the same thing and that I call friends! We could have a party! I mean, it fulfills the dictionary definition, it is a party like any other party, just that it lacks beer.

And why would I want to lay some hot girl who is only hot because of the magic of beer? That's a great way to, you know, have a satisfying experience.

Why would I want some chick who 'puts out'? I mean, she'd do it for the next piece of eye candy too. Crap, I could've masturbated for free, compared with all the money I had to spend for the purpose of getting sex.

Sex is wonderful. Sex completes relationships. But it has to be done with the fire of emotional connection, for it to be truely fulfilling.

Why would I want to marry some girl who has given out to a lot of other people? I mean, it doesn't make her 'experienced', it makes her untrustworthy. The less meaning the sex has, the more likely she's going to do it with someone else. That's a real fun thing.

So, before you go around making some lame reply to this, Blindy, remembering that a stupid bottle of vodka in a morally bankrupt piece of clothing (And horribly ugly to boot) is not stylish, funny, or cool in any way or at all.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-31-2003 11:18:42 PM
quote:
I like it when Lenlalron Flameblaster says:
Blindy, stop being such a retard.

No.

quote:
Lenlalron Flamebuster said this between vomit sessions:
So, before you go around making some lame reply to this, Blindy, remembering that a stupid bottle of vodka in a morally bankrupt piece of clothing (And horribly ugly to boot) is not stylish, funny, or cool in any way or at all.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[ 07-31-2003: Message edited by: Absolut Blindy ]

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2003 11:23:57 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy had this to say about (_|_):
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Isn't that a biniki or whatever those monstrosities are called?


Parcelan sucks. That's my flame.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-31-2003 11:28:40 PM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster isn't in Kansas anymore:
Isn't that a biniki or whatever those monstrosities are called?


Parcelan sucks. That's my flame.


No, you ignorant fuck, it's a Blind-fold.

If you haven't noticed my avatars are almost always blind-folded, just like the RP character from which my account takes its name. I photoshopped it on to an abosolut vodka bottle to match my new forum display name, and then drysart changed my title to be humorous. It's supposed to be another step in a long running gag.

[ 07-31-2003: Message edited by: Absolut Blindy ]

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2003 11:31:53 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Absolut Blindy said this:
No, you ignorant fuck, it's a Blind-fold.

If you haven't noticed my avatars are almost always blind-folded, just like the RP character from which my account takes its name.


Yeah, did Emil jizz in your eye or what?

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-31-2003 11:36:40 PM
quote:
Get the soap! Mr. Parcelan just said:
Yeah, did Emil jizz in your eye or what?

are you going to get tired of this joke any time soon?

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2003 11:38:45 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy's account was hax0red to write:
are you going to get tired of this joke any time soon?

Hunker down, cooter. You've got a ways to go before you outlive this stigma.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-31-2003 11:52:31 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy Model 2000 was programmed to say:
If you haven't noticed my avatars are almost always blind-folded, just like the RP character from which my account takes its name.

I, for one, haven't noticed. Mostly because it's not worth the effort.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-01-2003 03:38:25 AM
Drysart nerfed my other account's name.

Anyway, if you're not into drinking/drugs/smoking, k. Cool. It's not for everyone (I don't do drugs and smoking anymore, but bear with me). People have different interests.

But why not sex? I can understand those of you who don't do it for religious reasons to some intent (Lenny, Gyd), but just to be "straight edge"? How lame is that?


Edit: do and don't do are not the same

[ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Jens ]

hey
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-01-2003 03:40:49 AM
If a "straight edge" masturbates, are they cheating?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-01-2003 06:26:46 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Absolut Blindy wrote:
No, you ignorant fuck, it's a Blind-fold.

If you haven't noticed my avatars are almost always blind-folded, just like the RP character from which my account takes its name. I photoshopped it on to an abosolut vodka bottle to match my new forum display name, and then drysart changed my title to be humorous. It's supposed to be another step in a long running gag.


I concede that it is a blindfold and in fact I was silly for not remembering.

Everything else stands.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-01-2003 06:27:52 AM
quote:
Jens Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Drysart nerfed my other account's name.

Anyway, if you're not into drinking/drugs/smoking, k. Cool. It's not for everyone (I don't do drugs and smoking anymore, but bear with me). People have different interests.

But why not sex? I can understand those of you who don't do it for religious reasons to some intent (Lenny, Gyd), but just to be "straight edge"? How lame is that?


Edit: do and don't do are not the same



Consequences. I mean, face it, even if you do safety precautions, bad luck stillll happens. Some people just like playing it safe, I imagine.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-01-2003 07:37:15 AM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Consequences. I mean, face it, even if you do safety precautions, bad luck stillll happens. Some people just like playing it safe, I imagine.

K.

So being a pussy is now something to take pride in? :D

hey
Mod
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 08:45:45 AM
I call BS on the 'untrustworthyness' idea. So just because I don't go into a relationship / marriage as a virgin I'm more likely to cheat on my gf / wife? Sorry, that's just a retarded idea with no basis in reality. Fidelity is related to trust and love for the one you're with, not inhibitions about sex, if those are the only reason your so doesn't go fucking around on you then you're with the wrong person anyway.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-01-2003 08:54:55 AM
quote:
Shazorx / Modrakien thought about the meaning of life:
I call BS on the 'untrustworthyness' idea. So just because I don't go into a relationship / marriage as a virgin I'm more likely to cheat on my gf / wife? Sorry, that's just a retarded idea with no basis in reality. Fidelity is related to trust and love for the one you're with, not inhibitions about sex, if those are the only reason your so doesn't go fucking around on you then you're with the wrong person anyway.

Really.

I don't consider myself less trustworthy because I've had sex.

hey
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-01-2003 02:13:15 PM
I dont smoke, I dont have sex, I dont do drugs. -- Smoking because I've seen what it has done to people, sex because I cant deal with the possibility of a child at this point. I don't do drugs because its illegal, and I want to keep my mind under my control, thanks.

Sure, maybe not having sex makes me a pussy now. But ya know what? I also have a chance to go through school and not have to rush out to get any job I can find to support a child that I didn't want because the condom broke or some shit like that. Only guarantee that you won't have children is to not have sex. I'm waiting for sex till I can support a child.

I do drink alcohol sometimes, but not to get drunk.

If people dislike me because I choose to drink because I like the taste of some stuff and not to get drunk, fuck em.

I can say smoking is bad and all, having sex before marriage is bad and all -- but whats the point? Everyone sees things differently, and if you are mature enough to make the decision to smoke, drink, or have sex, you damn well better be mature enough to handle the potential consequences of each action.

[ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-01-2003 05:17:06 PM
The thing about straight edgers that pisses me if is that they AREN'T mature enough to make these decisions, so I don't give a fuck about what they have to say. If you're 16 years old, you're too young to smoke, too young to drink, and too young to have sex, and you're definately too young to tell ME what to do with MY time, you stupid fucking twats.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-01-2003 05:22:34 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy had this to say about dark elf butts:
The thing about straight edgers that pisses me if is that they AREN'T mature enough to make these decisions, so I don't give a fuck about what they have to say. If you're 16 years old, you're too young to smoke, too young to drink, and too young to have sex, and you're definately too young to tell ME what to do with MY time, you stupid fucking twats.

Actually, they are jsut making the decision about breaking the law or not.

And you are telling me you never smoked before 18, drank before 21, or had sex before hte legal age in your state?

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-01-2003 05:27:00 PM
quote:
I like it when Falaanla Marr says:
Actually, they are jsut making the decision about breaking the law or not.

And you are telling me you never smoked before 18, drank before 21, or had sex before hte legal age in your state?


Of course I did. I broke the law and I have no qualms about it. But anouncing that "I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK" when you're 16 years old is tauntamount to anouncing "I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK A RACOON WITH THIS DILDO" when you buy one. No one fucking gives a fuck, even a flying fuck, which I think is easier to give than a normal fuck, but the jury is still out. What do they want? a cookie? a pat on the back and a "Way to do exactly what you're supposed to do"? I don't know, mass numbers of youth showing zeal for following rules and regulations seems pretty hitleriffic to me.

[ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Absolut Blindy ]

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-01-2003 05:28:28 PM
If you don't want to have sex, do drugs, smoke and drink alcohol, ok. Cool.

But fuck you if you ever talk about it, you faggot moral elitist.

hey
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-01-2003 05:29:02 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Of course I did. I broke the law and I have no qualms about it.


Exactly. They are making the decision NOT to drink, still. You can DRINK ALCOHOL from infancy until death. you just cant LEGALLY drink it till 21. There is still pressure to drink before then and the want to drink. They make the decision not to.

Its only when they get all crazy apeshit about it that it gets bad, though. I have my beliefs, you have yours. Dont push em on me, I wont push mine on you.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-01-2003 05:34:09 PM
Breaking the rules and wanting to expirence new things is a very important part of growing up, just as evaluating the values and morals that were thrust upon you in your childhood before adopting them as your own. The fact that these children are so willing to NOT do these things, and just do what they were told to do, scares me more than anything else.

The sick thing is, they think this is being more mature, chosing not to develop their own opinion of the world and try new things is more mature, than wanting to figure things out own their own. So fuck them right in the ear. with a flying fuck.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2003 05:34:57 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I dont have sex--sex because I cant deal with the possibility of a child at this point.

Come on, you're not fooling anyone.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-01-2003 05:45:58 PM
I have not broken a single law in regards to smoking, alcohol, drugs, or sex and I am quite happy with where I am now.

People that feel the NEED to break the laws just because they can are the ones that have issues in my book. Trying new things is fine, doing them just to accomplish another goal is fucked up.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2003 05:46:41 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Pesco wrote:
People that feel the NEED to break the laws just because they can are the ones that have issues in my book. Trying new things is fine, doing them just to accomplish another goal is fucked up.

That sounded kind of odd.

Suddar
posted 08-01-2003 06:26:13 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Breaking the rules and wanting to expirence new things is a very important part of growing up, just as evaluating the values and morals that were thrust upon you in your childhood before adopting them as your own. The fact that these children are so willing to NOT do these things, and just do what they were told to do, scares me more than anything else.

The sick thing is, they think this is being more mature, chosing not to develop their own opinion of the world and try new things is more mature, than wanting to figure things out own their own. So fuck them right in the ear. with a flying fuck.


How the hell do you know what the hell we're thinking? Jesus fucking christ, stop being a goddamn peabrain. I made my decisions on my own. Yes, I have tried smoking. Yes, I have tried drinking. That was a long time ago. You have no fucking clue--how is it your place to say whether or not I'm living my life to the fullest? I'm living my life, so you're welcome to shove yours up your ass where I won't have to hear about it every 15 minutes.

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-01-2003 06:35:14 PM
Yeah.

Fuck anyone who dares to tell me that I'm not living my life to the fullest because I *choose* not to smoke/drink/fuck.

Isn't that being the opposite of those loud "sXe enforcer" types -- going around preaching about how everyone *should* be straight edge?

It's equally annoying. So fuck off.


Rar.

[ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Savannah / Emily ]

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-01-2003 06:49:18 PM
quote:
I like it when Suddar says:
How the hell do you know what the hell we're thinking? Jesus fucking christ, stop being a goddamn peabrain. I made my decisions on my own. Yes, I have tried smoking. Yes, I have tried drinking. That was a long time ago. You have no fucking clue--how is it your place to say whether or not I'm living my life to the fullest? I'm living my life, so you're welcome to shove yours up your ass where I won't have to hear about it every 15 minutes.

You're not living your life to the fullest. Stop being a fucking pussy and leave your parents house every now and then. Youth is so fucking wasted on the young.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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