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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-27-2003 04:05:51 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Tarquinn:
I can't connect to the EC server... =(

Invading Poland may help.

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Chugga
Pancake
posted 06-27-2003 04:16:29 PM
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nem-x³ had this to say about dark elf butts:
Alakhai is Doomie's brother. Chastity is Alakhai's eq friend or some shit I think.

Yeah, Alakhai is just getting the hang of the game, and he's showing Chastity how to play. They're both learning, Alakhai is getting better though.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-27-2003 04:31:28 PM
quote:
Mortious thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Invading Poland may help.

Shouldn't you be busy, wanking to SW:G?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-27-2003 04:59:48 PM
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Khyron had this to say about Robocop:
What Delphi is saying is that the person was on the mine but not tapped out, but the second the person was killed FULLY, the mine went off, despite the fact that he had not moved off the mine.

Because at that time the corpse isn't really real..its an illusion!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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nem-x
posted 06-27-2003 09:37:08 PM
Attention on deck! Uh oh, Uh oh!
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Willias
Pancake
posted 06-27-2003 09:39:02 PM
Chopper Dave we have uh oh, over.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-28-2003 02:11:02 PM
Willias is another person of this board that utterly pwns me.

Actually... I have yet to find someone who sucks at FPS as bad as I do. Well, I guess it shows that the last FPS shooter I've played with other people was Duke Nuk'em 3d...

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-28-2003 03:04:03 PM
Server back up! Come play! No fun just duking it out with Fae over and over.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 06-28-2003 03:21:45 PM
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Jargum had this to say about John Romero:
Server back up! Come play! No fun just duking it out with Fae over and over.

I am so there!

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Skaw
posted 06-28-2003 05:45:09 PM
Drys, please change the Axis spawn timer in Gold Rush to 20 seconds. Waiting on a 30 second spawn, then getting rifle grenaded as you're coming out of the spawn area is really retarded. You're out of the game for a whole minute.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-28-2003 06:09:11 PM
And while you're at it... can you raise the time needed to repair tanks?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-28-2003 06:15:52 PM
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Tegadil had this to say about Pirotess:
I'm thinking that if you die within x feet of your spawn point (givin that it's noncappable) you should get 0 to 15 seconds off the spawn timer, relative to how long you lived after spawning.

I still think this would drastically help spawn camping.

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Suddar
posted 06-28-2003 06:54:14 PM
I ET
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 06-29-2003 12:53:05 AM
I like doing drive-bys on the command center for half an hour
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Bugdish
Pancake
posted 06-29-2003 01:52:46 AM
nothing better than that
Impotence, Boomerang
I'll stab you
Clumps of hair, In the sink
Who's hiding, Things from me?
You knew all along, goddammit!
But you wouldn't tell me
WELL, LOOK AT YOU NOW!
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-29-2003 03:19:05 AM
I felt bad everytime I killed Kloie.

Seriously... Theres just something wrong with that.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 06-29-2003 03:25:14 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris obviously shouldn't have said:
I felt bad everytime I killed Kloie.

Seriously... Theres just something wrong with that.

I cackle like a madman everytime I kill Kloie..

but I don't hump the air over her corpse, like I do to Faefae

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-29-2003 05:05:12 AM
You bastards, now I'm into the game again.

Bring it the fuck on, I'll fuck you all up~!

I am so doomed now

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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-29-2003 12:02:26 PM
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Azureusu's account was hax0red to write:
I cackle like a madman everytime I kill Kloie..

Thats still not near as good when I ram that nice cold rifle shaft up your ass and drop a grenade.

Oh the joys of Ktanga splatter!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-29-2003 01:41:49 PM
The time I was going Panzer crazy must've pissed you off, Fae, even if only a little.

I killed you five times in a row, in the space of a few minutes, with the same *beeeeep* *fwooom!* *gib* weapon.

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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-29-2003 02:04:42 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Optimus Prime:
The time I was going Panzer crazy must've pissed you off, Fae, even if only a little.

I killed you five times in a row, in the space of a few minutes, with the same *beeeeep* *fwooom!* *gib* weapon.

Nope, I really don't annoyed by anything at all in the game. Hell I play games with Batty at times for the sheer Panzer dodging mayhem, and he has fun with it too. It's fun for me regardless as long as I get some activity. Only thing that really bugs me is teammates going off into the middle of nowhere for no reason, spwan camping because that IS annoying and lame, and hoppers again because thats annoying and lame. If you run out of ammo in a fire fight, tough shit, don't sit there and start hopping all over the place why you reload, just take your losses... Gawd that pisses me off.


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-29-2003 04:10:06 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris thought about the meaning of life:
I felt bad everytime I killed Kloie.

Seriously... Theres just something wrong with that.

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Skaw
posted 06-29-2003 04:35:22 PM
Kloie MP40's me in the back all ninja style
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-29-2003 09:33:20 PM
Did the server go down? I'm absolutely unable to connect. It's not even asking for the password.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-29-2003 09:35:36 PM
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Inferno-Spirit had this to say about Pirotess:
Did the server go down? I'm absolutely unable to connect. It's not even asking for the password.

Yeah, it's down right now

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Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 12:59:45 AM
I love playing a Medic!

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Ta-Daa![/center]
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-30-2003 02:37:24 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I felt bad everytime I killed Kloie.

Seriously... Theres just something wrong with that.

If killing Kloie is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Chugga
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 03:44:29 AM
I wanna play! Lol.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 01:17:41 PM
quote:
Doomie said this about your mom:
I wanna play! Lol.
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 07-01-2003 01:45:37 AM
quote:
Doomie stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I wanna play! Lol.

Yes, me too.

Playing in a game with 30 people isn't as appealing as the EC server

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-01-2003 02:02:29 AM
I nailed level 4 field ops before I got level 1 battle sense in a 30+ player game today.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-01-2003 10:46:32 AM
I miss my ET =(

[ 07-01-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

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Chugga
Pancake
posted 07-01-2003 10:26:59 PM
Is there any ETA on the server coming back up? Or is it down due to bandwidth reasons?
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Suddar
posted 07-01-2003 10:42:08 PM
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A sleep deprived Doomie stammered:
Is there any ETA on the server coming back up? Or is it down due to bandwidth reasons?

Down due to "Where-The-Hell-Is-Drysart" reasons.

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-03-2003 02:08:27 AM
Don't mind me.

1d100 => 2

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 07-03-2003 02:18:54 AM
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Khyron said:
Don't mind me.

*1d100 => 2*

You died of sars.

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Yuri
posted 07-03-2003 11:03:23 AM
Server up but nobody there.. I want to play!
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-03-2003 03:50:24 PM
quote:
Yuri obviously shouldn't have said:
Server up but nobody there.. I want to play!

I know... I'm all giddy!

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Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 07-03-2003 09:16:12 PM
I have never really played an FPS game before, am I doing a good job guys?

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Ta-Daa![/center]
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Yuri
posted 07-03-2003 09:53:14 PM
quote:
Archer-Penguin had this to say about John Romero:
I have never really played an FPS game before, am I doing a good job guys?

Very good Was fun playing against you

<-- Wargasm.

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