EverCrest Message Forums
my profile | rules | faq | forum home
who's online | search | chat
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
EverCrest Message Forums » EverCrest Forums » Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute » Board game!
Author
Topic: Board game!
« First | ← Prev |
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-14-2003 05:10:57 PM
the lizard burger was just a little better
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-14-2003 05:16:52 PM
quote:
Death of Rats wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
the lizard burger was just a little better

You're better looking than my hindparts.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-14-2003 06:26:45 PM
Includes tomatos. ick.
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 06:34:30 PM
quote:
Xyrra stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Includes tomatos. ick.

Misses the point of a thread better than anyone I've ever seen!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-14-2003 06:44:48 PM
wide variety of facial expressions Jerry Lewis and Jim Carrey envy.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-14-2003 06:57:25 PM
As cute as Parcelan.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-14-2003 07:04:24 PM
Really isn't that bad.. for a canadian.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-14-2003 07:05:26 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Knight Rider:
As cute as Parcelan.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-14-2003 07:05:47 PM
Would make a superb frenchman.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-14-2003 07:06:40 PM
quote:
Don Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:

Aw, sorry.

Your... er... rabid death rodent... is really quite... uhm, striking. Yet, hopefully, not striking my face.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-14-2003 07:10:34 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Pirotess:
Would make a superb frenchman.
ooc:
HAHAHAHAHA!
You have a superb talent for making ugly men proud of themselves.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-14-2003 08:25:40 PM
Made the world record for being dropped on his head as a baby!
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-15-2003 02:48:41 AM
quote:
How.... Santa Gee.... uughhhhhh:
Made the world record for being dropped on his head as a baby!

Looks good for a fat man in a red suit with only one eye.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 01-15-2003 06:15:31 AM
Looks handsome to one eyed clerics at least
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-15-2003 06:25:50 AM
quote:
Hireko FishSlayer had this to say about Robocop:
Looks handsome to one eyed clerics at least

Has fewer STDs then the Plane of Disease.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 07:03:10 AM
Best santa since... umm... the real thing.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 07:12:20 AM
Has a wit and humor that almost matches the Dell kid.
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 07:13:22 AM
quote:
Wetsart was naked while typing this:
Has a wit and humor that almost matches the Dell kid.


must have thought forever about which name to pick...

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 07:17:06 AM
Has a quick grasp of the obvious, and the will to share it with others.
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 11:44:42 AM
quote:
Wetsart had this to say about Cuba:
Has a quick grasp of the obvious, and the will to share it with others.

Almost as entertaining as watching a Martha Stuart marathon

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-15-2003 12:42:33 PM
quote:
Evenstar had this to say about (_|_):
Almost as entertaining as watching a Martha Stuart marathon
You have a talent for making a jester of yourself, without even the slightest effort.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 01-15-2003 01:05:24 PM
His good sigs almost make up for interesting posts
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-15-2003 01:29:10 PM
quote:
Hireko FishSlayer had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
His good sigs almost make up for interesting posts

Actually not a complete waste despite the dice in his sigpic.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 01:34:48 PM
Knows alot about the law, learned everything he knows from Matlock.
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-15-2003 02:04:18 PM
quote:
Wetsart had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Knows alot about the law, learned everything he knows from Matlock.

Certainly must be better looking than Red Fox.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 02:21:22 PM
Rated a top lawyer by Judge Harry Stone. Only ever lost one case, that was to Benny from LA Law.

[ 01-15-2003: Message edited by: Wetsart ]

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-15-2003 02:23:07 PM
Is a fountain of creativity.
Just look at his awesome, completly original handle-name!!!

[ 01-15-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 02:26:06 PM
Awesome sigpic! You share the same dimensions and depth.

[ 01-15-2003: Message edited by: Wetsart ]

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Skaw
posted 01-15-2003 02:27:49 PM
Redd Foxx is so proud of you for using his image, he'd like to meet you. I'll get the hanging rope.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 02:34:27 PM
I used to be misguided and believed in Pro Life, then I met Skaw and saw the error of my ways. Now I'm very much Pro Choice.
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-15-2003 02:41:45 PM
You have a wonderous talent for insulting people. Now just learn subtlety, and you'll be all set.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-15-2003 02:47:44 PM
his gaint robot isn't really compensating for to much.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-15-2003 03:03:10 PM
I like him, he reminds me of when I was young and stupid.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-15-2003 03:05:46 PM
looks good on her back.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-15-2003 06:02:03 PM
quote:
The Burger had this to say about Optimus Prime:
looks good on her back.

Has a great method of helping people clear their digestive tracts of anything they've eaten.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-15-2003 07:14:35 PM
Is perfectly aerodynamic and ergonomically designed to go through the uprights.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
« First | ← Prev |
All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: