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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-13-2003 03:44:58 PM
OK, this is inspired by the compliment thread, but it is instead a left-handed compliment thread. All the compliment threads degenerate into this anyway.....

So you give the person above you a left handed compliment! In other words, a compliment that actually is more of an insult.

Example:

"Is not as stupid as everyone says."
"Does not sweat much for a fat chick."

Bonus points for pointless old-school references:

"Less Annoying than Paul557."

[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 03:46:28 PM
As funny as a box of Delids.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-13-2003 03:48:34 PM
Not as gimpy as I once thought.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-13-2003 03:55:46 PM
Doesn't post enough that we see his really annoying side.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-13-2003 04:00:31 PM
A little more stylish than the necro epic.

Spices up your day like an X-box falling on your foot does.

For someone of such poor hygiene, he sure hides his homicidal tendencies well.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-13-2003 04:04:14 PM
You, sir, are as polite as Parcelan!
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Suddar
posted 01-13-2003 04:12:58 PM
Almost as funny as Drakkenmaw.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-13-2003 04:18:50 PM
Less angtsy than Suddar, anyway.

Oh, wait. sorry about that.

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BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 01-13-2003 04:40:38 PM
Doesn't have enough hair to be considered a furry.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 04:42:21 PM
Sucks at this game worse than whitheouse interns.


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So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-13-2003 04:48:48 PM
Is actually a nice, caring guy ... when compared to Cadga.

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~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-13-2003 05:22:01 PM
Smart enough to hide his Ruvyen esque humor.

[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Lenny ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Suddar
posted 01-13-2003 05:23:33 PM
NEARLY good enough to get a girlfriend.

damn, that was low.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-13-2003 05:25:01 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Lenny!
Smart enough to hide his Ruvyen esque humor.

Aaargh, that hurt.

IOU one smart comeback.

[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-13-2003 05:34:15 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Tarquinn:
Aaargh, that hurt.

IOU one smart comeback.

Not as bad at this game as Black Mage.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-13-2003 05:35:09 PM
Is a lawyer.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 05:36:31 PM
Not as pathetic as Len.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-13-2003 05:38:20 PM
quote:
Black Mage wrote this stupid crap:
Not as pathetic as Len.

You sir, are as appealing to women as Azizza, you sexy beast you.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 05:39:39 PM
quote:
Lenny probably says this to all the girls:
You sir, are as appealing to women as Azizza, you sexy beast you.
Makes bad jokes louder and more gay than Kegwen.


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So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-13-2003 05:40:29 PM
You have tact only rivaled by D.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 05:42:09 PM
quote:
Lenny got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You have tact only rivaled by D.
Gets less sex and girls than Mightion.


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So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 05:48:51 PM
You're the kind of guy that Liza Minnelli looks for in a husband!

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 05:51:30 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You're the kind of guy that Liza Minnelli looks for in a husband!
Almost as funny as the thought of Snoota raping Delid.


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So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Reverand Del
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 05:53:50 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie had this to say about Cuba:
You're the kind of guy that Delid looks for in a husband!

Correction

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Addy
posted 01-13-2003 06:07:14 PM
You're as ingenious as Troodon!
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 06:10:09 PM
As... As... You... Almost.... You... Dammit.

You suck.



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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-13-2003 06:11:04 PM
You have a better house than Cadga

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-13-2003 06:43:35 PM
The herpes are clearing up very nicely.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 07:01:31 PM
As interesting as Ford Prefect.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-13-2003 07:03:42 PM
Looking much better since he stopped posting pictures all the time.
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Addy
posted 01-13-2003 07:04:19 PM
As seductive and entrancing as Kekvit.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 07:06:21 PM
quote:
Addy painfully thought these words up:
As seductive and entrancing as Kekvit.

PWND

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Suddar
posted 01-13-2003 07:08:49 PM
Definitely smarter than NecroPriest.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-13-2003 07:11:10 PM
not nearly as angsty as him either.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 07:25:11 PM
Almost as annoying as Black Mage.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-13-2003 07:29:03 PM
Has a name allmsot as good as that child of baal person

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Steven Steve
posted 01-13-2003 07:53:22 PM
IS A VERY NICE PERSON! I WANT TO GIVE HIM FLOWERS!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-13-2003 07:54:55 PM
Looks good when the lights are off!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Steven Steve
posted 01-13-2003 07:57:48 PM
Looks great while binging!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-13-2003 07:58:03 PM
Isn't as much of a dork as.... he used to be?
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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