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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-13-2003 08:00:47 PM
Is as useful to the world at large as a steaming urinal cake in a Body Shop perfume display.
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-13-2003 08:04:42 PM
Has all the charm, wit, and intellect of Dubya.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-13-2003 08:06:26 PM
has a etter sicpic then azakias

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Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-13-2003 08:12:17 PM
Types better than a k3w1 d00d.

quote:
Santa Gee had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Is as useful to the world at large as a steaming urinal cake in a Body Shop perfume display.

.........

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-13-2003 08:14:19 PM
Isn't so ugly that the dog doesn't have to put a bag over her head before her.

I've got plenty more where that come from bebe

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-13-2003 08:14:28 PM
Doesn't immediately make me want to commit crimes against humanity.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-13-2003 08:17:20 PM
Manages to hold my attention for a couple of seconds.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Sakkra
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posted 01-13-2003 09:13:28 PM
Makes others look good without even trying.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 12:21:58 AM
Doesn't have 7337 numbers in name, anyway...
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-14-2003 12:25:09 AM
You would make a top-of-the-line, first class loser.

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-14-2003 03:18:07 AM
Is wise enough to hide his horrifying stench by not emerging from his parents basement since 1989.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-14-2003 05:01:02 AM
Less disburbing than goat.se
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-14-2003 05:23:08 AM
You must be proud, you're Big Jake's favorite rape buddy.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-14-2003 05:25:42 AM
Should be proud she knows Big Jake
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-14-2003 05:33:23 AM
Makes all the girls laugh at him.
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Evenstar
Pancake
posted 01-14-2003 10:31:14 AM
Is the kind of girl "Vanilla Ice" would almost consider
To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
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Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 01-14-2003 10:56:33 AM
Slightly less violent to newbs then Darrok
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 11:20:31 AM
quote:
Hireko FishSlayer spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Slightly less violent to newbs then Darrok

Posts more often than Seurenna and/or Moogle, anyway.

Good job with the old-school reference, by the way.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-14-2003 11:25:47 AM
Isn't all that bad... for a lawyer.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 12:23:17 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde said this about your mom:
Isn't all that bad... for a lawyer.

has good taste in men.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-14-2003 12:34:38 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon's fortune cookie read:
has good taste in men.

Would make a great village idiot.

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 12:51:09 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lenny wrote:
Would make a great village idiot.

Is a great village idiot.

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-14-2003 12:58:43 PM
Is better than Jete's drawing abilities.

fuck, I think I lost.

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 01:52:54 PM
Is really good at sleeping with people's moms instead of dating attractive females at or near his own age.
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-14-2003 01:57:17 PM
Has the most unique odor.

Still a newbie, so I can't make that many references

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-14-2003 02:00:30 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon had this to say about Cuba:
Is really good at sleeping with people's moms instead of dating attractive females at or near his own age.

Almost better than spending a day in sauna with Snoots.

Hoho!

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 02:35:06 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Vorbo Goatboy wrote:
Almost better than spending a day in sauna with Snoots.

Hoho!

Better at taking a joke poorly than I would have imagined.

Cute.

Cuter.

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-14-2003 02:40:55 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Better at taking a joke poorly than I would have imagined.

Cute.

Cuter.

Better at being oblivious than Azizza.

We are lucky, lucky men. Well, you're luckier since you're ring shopping - but I'm still damn lucky.

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-14-2003 02:50:28 PM
Less of a freak than Delid.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-14-2003 04:37:18 PM
your sense of humor is a little better then Parces'.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 04:43:47 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Death of Rats said this:
your sense of humor is a little better then Parces'.

Much less annoying than the other undead wanna-bes.

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-14-2003 04:46:50 PM
wants to be just like perry mason
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Suddar
posted 01-14-2003 04:48:03 PM
Doesn't smell quite as bad as my dog.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-14-2003 04:49:23 PM
can be cool every once in a while
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-14-2003 04:50:25 PM
Looks really good in a straight jacket.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 04:50:49 PM
His alts are nearly as entertaining as Lyinar's!

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-14-2003 04:53:28 PM
is as cool as perry mason

(i cant think of anything else!)

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-14-2003 04:54:41 PM
It's the thought that counts.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-14-2003 04:56:31 PM
Is better at this game than Death of Rats.
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-14-2003 05:05:08 PM
LOVES his mother very much.

(think about it in the context of the thread)

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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