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JooJooFlop had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
The Shield is shit. It's NYPD Blue with an even balder, uglier main character.
You mean the shit.
quote:You are a moron because your views differ from mine. I win because of this.
JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
The Shield is shit. It's NYPD Blue with an even balder, uglier main character.
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Nobody really understood why Falaanla Marr wrote:
compliment!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Sounds like something you'd find in a Pratchett novel.
Well, considering most of the books that I have ever read have been the Discworld series...
I had a story that I attempted writing in about fifth or sixth grade that is obviously heavily influenced by Discworld (and occasionally makes allusions to Disworld). [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]
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There was much rejoicing when Vorbo Goatboy said this:
Well, considering most of the books that I have ever read have been the Discworld series...I had a story that I attempted writing in about fifth or sixth grade that is obviously heavily influenced by Discworld (and occasionally makes allusions to Disworld).
Should post it sometime if you have it. I'd read it.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
nem-x: You're full of superbowl.
Rodent King: You seem to have a nice tolerance for pain, which is good in this business. The ability to roll with the punches is always nice
Deth: It amazes me to this day the extent of which you denied being a pussywhipped, cowed piece of manmeat. Then, you totally proved everyone's accusations by abusing (knowingly) your mod powers to protect someone who didn't deserve protection. That, my friend, is possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Your actions made me physically ill. Also, I have no idea why the fuck you pride yourself so much on your essays. Do you actually think anyone ever read any of them? People just looked and thought "Oh, it'd be a shame to not agree with the young man after he put so much work into it". All your essays ever were were a bunch of horseshit spread out over seven pages. Your jokes also suck, and I personally pray you don't actually think they're funny. You make Carrot Top look good.
Lashanna: Despite everything bad that you think is in your life, you still manage to persevere. I have the utmost faith that someday, you'll feel fulfilled.
Terena: Another sarcastic wit is always appreciated.
Lemmy: For a guy that gets laid more often than anyone I know, you sure do a lot of whining.
Giantt: I know you pretty well...but honestly, what makes you think you're worth the effort?
Mr. Glass: You made an unwise choice by changing your name, but it's all good.
Death of Rats: I can't really fault you for much beyond horribly grammar and an inability to percieve that people don't give a damn.
Evenstar: See Ezvien, but kudos for prairie dog pictures.
Ryuujin: Nice perseverence and good creativity. All you get is cliches, my friend.
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A sleep deprived Don Parcelan stammered:Deth: It amazes me to this day the extent of which you denied being a pussywhipped, cowed piece of manmeat. Then, you totally proved everyone's accusations by abusing (knowingly) your mod powers to protect someone who didn't deserve protection. That, my friend, is possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Your actions made me physically ill. Also, I have no idea why the fuck you pride yourself so much on your essays. Do you actually think anyone ever read any of them? People just looked and thought "Oh, it'd be a shame to not agree with the young man after he put so much work into it". All your essays ever were were a bunch of horseshit spread out over seven pages. Your jokes also suck, and I personally pray you don't actually think they're funny. You make Carrot Top look good.
Can I take pride in the fact I've gotten the longest response out of you yet? 
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Can I take pride in the fact I've gotten the longest response out of you yet?
That, and you can have five dollars for a therapy tip.
That felt really good.
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Don Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
nem-x: You're full of superbowl.
WEAK! Now get back to working on ECvsMM you comedy bot!
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Gikkwiny was listening to Cher while typing:
Go ahead. You know you want to.
I just did in IRC, and I didn't even expend half my energy on it.
Peace out, mah brotha 
But then praise me to heal my wounded ego. 
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Frog's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Insult me!But then praise me to heal my wounded ego.
You're ugly, but your girlfriend's hot, so it's all good.
That's all for tonight. I'll answer a fresh batch tomorrow.
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Don Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Evenstar: See Ezvien, but kudos for prairie dog pictures.
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This insanity brought to you by Don Parcelan:
You're ugly, but your girlfriend's hot, so it's all good.That's all for tonight. I'll answer a fresh batch tomorrow.
Meaaaan Parce.
...
So insult me, too! 
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Vorbo Goatboy enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Dear Ms. Salt,[lots of text]
XOXO,
Shawn "Vorbo" Butner
Dearest Mr. Goatboy,
Thank you for your letter! I blushed! I'd just like to note that you really aren't all that much of an asshole. You just have a bit of an ego, but it looks good on you! Like a bra top on Britney Spears, it's a snug and perfect fit!
[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]
P.S. Can you please stop fucking my mom?
har har i mess wiht yuor braen
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Duck Tales:
Should post it sometime if you have it. I'd read it.
I went searching for it and discovered it didn't survive the move. Damn, it may have been salvagable.
Oh well.
[Edit]
Dear Ms. Salt,
Since you, most likely unwittingly, made a great reference to NoFX I will of course stop fucking your mom.
But only because you're good people.
[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]
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Zephyer wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I could really, really use a compliment right now...
You have shiny, well groomed fur!
Ferrel!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Zephyer said:
I could really, really use a compliment right now...
And are a super cool artist!
Come around IRC more often. Please? =/
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
you already have in IRC?
What the fuck are you doing? Don't you know right from wrong? I didn't care you fucked my sister, but please stop stickin' it in my mom!
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ACES! Another post by Veruca Salt:
Dear Mr. Goatboy,What the fuck are you doing? Don't you know right from wrong? I didn't care you fucked my sister, but please stop stickin' it in my mom!
Brokenhearted,
Monica "Saltine" Helms
Your cookie is in the mail. I will indeed stop fucking your mom.
