There is a new catch this time, however.
You may request a compliment, and I will compliment you to the best of my ability, as to what I like most about you and what I think many like about you.
You may request an insult, and I will pull no punches and try my damndest to make you weep like the little girl you are. No topics will be sacred, including looks, personal preferences, or anything like that.
You may choose either, but only one, and only once.
Think carefully, and thank you for shopping at Barnes and Noble!
Bring it.
...insult me, bitch. Make me cry and beg for mercy. Make me crawl to my girlfriend for some sympathy macking.
Taeldian: I must say I'd like to have a beer with someone like you! Being able to roll with the jokes is a prime requisite these days.
Delidgamond: I remember when there was a point to your existence. Nobody so much as even raises an eyebrow at you now. What you've become is nothing more than a stage prop; something that somebody recognizes, but wouldn't really realize if they were gone.
D: I wonder if your being an Op and talking about guns a lot can somehow ease your brain to the fact that you've never spoken to a real woman apart from your mother, sister and dog, and the fact that you probably never will, being Humpty Dumpty given flesh.
Vorbo: Is it fun not being able to find an identity for yourself? Sooner or later, Karnaj, Weezer and waterbeds will be gone, and then where will you be?
Suddar: You're probably the biggest testimony that people are better company without angst. Seriously, you've gone from whiny douchebag to one of the cooler people on the board. Kudos to youdos.
Ezvien: I don't know who the fuck you are, and I honestly don't consider you worth the time to expend the brainpower to try and create an insult for.
Zair: See Ezvien. [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]
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Check out the big brain on Don Parcelan!
Vorbo: Is it fun not being able to find an identity for yourself? Sooner or later, Karnaj, Weezer and waterbeds will be gone, and then where will you be?
My guess is college, spending time with whoever I am going out with and playing in a band with. 
[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]
You have failed to burst my bubble, I am saddened.
stroke my ego plz. I could use the boost.
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Vorbo Goatboy stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
My guess is college, still finding myself - like anyone who knows the way things are would expect.
yuo = penis
Hm, got a compliment last time..
Okay, insult me.
but..
I'm scared.
Okay.. yeah, go.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Don Parcelan said:
D: I wonder if your being an Op and talking about guns a lot can somehow ease your brain to the fact that you've never spoken to a real woman apart from your mother, sister and dog, and the fact that you probably never will, being Humpty Dumpty given flesh.
You have grown weak and unimaginative.
[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Just Nwist ]
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Don Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
yuo = penis
Thanks! I do try hard.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
I dare you to compliment me.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Azakias waves a plunger threateningly.
Kloie: Why, you're just a dandy person! The fellow who don't want to be in the same room as you is the fellow that fucks roosters!
Trent: Do you have any true purpose in life, really? That one was hard
Just Nwist: Go back to the Gary Coleman sigpic.
Lazzay: NO!
Gydyon: You're the only man on these boards to actually practice the morals he owns. Considering you've never tried to force them on any one, I'd say you're probably the closest thing to the ideal human being we have here.
OP: Despite all the shit you may take for being a doofus, you persevere and manage to maintain a good attitude on life. Those people that can see your enthusiasm for what it is, and not stupidity, will be your best friends in life. And your girlfriend's hot.
Razor: Like all future pedophiles and breachers of sexual conduct, you have the following personality traits: creepy and weak. You're disgusting in your attempts to be something you're not and your inability to take a clue will only lead to more trouble in the future. This, combined with the fact that you have no spine and can be crushed under any amount of pressure will lead to jailtime, I assure you. Look forward to the day when your girlfriend runs out of pity for you; Bubba and Nasty Nate won't be too far off.
BM: You're observant, humorous and intelligent. You'll go far in life if you ever live down the public masturbation charge.
Lyinar: For awhile, I thought you were truly mentally insane. Like, I was about to recommend a padded room for you. You've mellowed out considerably; either you found a hobby or drugs
Azakias: You don't bug me as much as you used to. [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]
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Don Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
Ezvien: I don't know who the fuck you are, and I honestly don't consider you worth the time to expend the brainpower to try and create an insult for.Zair: See Ezvien.
I don't know whats worse. The fact that Ezvien isnt worth the brainpower for an insult, or that Zair was only worthy of a redirect to somebody elses insult 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Lyinar Ka`Bael wrote:
My day sucked.I dare you to compliment me.
I was quite seriously in suspense, wondering what you were going to pick, when I saw that you had replied.
got insulted last time, but it was almost a compliment either way.
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Suddar had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
My fragile ego needs petting.
KaL: You remind me of a bulldog; loyal, able to be friendly or hostile, and a comical face and wet nose.
Delphi: It's really remarkable how well you've shaped up. You used to be such a douche that even Delidgamond, of all people, complained about you. Despite the occasional breach of conduct, you're still a cool fella who can now roll with the punches.
Honegger: Fitting roughly into the same category as OP, you're a jovial soul who's generally a cool guy. Except we can tell when you're being enthusiastic and when you're being a ninny.
Just Nwist: That sigpic looks good on you. [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]
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A sleep deprived Don Parcelan stammered:
Trent: Do you have any true purpose in life, really? That one was hard
Yaes..I think, I'll let you know when I figure out what it is.
hmm... maybe i should keep the insults instead
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Don Parcelan had this to say about pies:
Lazzay: NO!
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