now get over here and service my love pump. I got 15 gallons of super ultra ready to fill your tank baby! graaaaaaar!
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Veruca Salt had this to say about Optimus Prime:
omgz.
strokehelp my ego plz. I could use the boost.
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A sleep deprived Veruca Salt stammered:
omgz.stroke my ego plz. I could use the boost.
Dear Ms. Salt,
I write this letter not out of any feeble emotion that boobs and the thought of such can conjure from thousands of miles away. Instead, I write it out of a strong feeling of respect and admiration. Thinking back to when you came, back when you were a youngin of only three and ten years of age, you were hardly "good conversation". I remember the days when you became the ASS girl because of your raging youngin hormones. I then remember when you went through a plethora of midly angsty and midly self-loathing emotions. Yet, despite what it would seem, you have always had the slight hint that you were very proud of yourself.
Then you came out into your own. You shed all of the horrible encasings of the goth culture, but managed to retain a lot of the themes that don't suck. You gained confidence, but still enjoyed black. You respect yourself, yet still rock out to "scary chick music". You have defied stereotypes. You have paralleled my musical knowledge in a field that I know nothing about. You knew about Loudermilk, for that you deserve my respect. We have grown to be good friends, despite how things may have looked back then we have somehow managed to be good friends. I salute you, being one of my friends is not an easy task - me being the raging asshole I am. For when I am an idiot, for when I am a bastard, for when I am an asshole - you are there to give me a swift kick in the pants. For when things are good - you are there to share the moment. And that is what a friend is - an asshole you enjoy (or was that what a gay lover is? Oh bother...)
Furthermore, you have provided much enjoyment to the entire community. You have provided a great service (ECFaces) and have grown to be adored by many people.
EC loves you, Ms. Salt.
Isaac Carpenter decided I was to have a different spelling, and my friends felt it was to stick. I guess I'll use this one. [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]
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We were all impressed when Vorbo Goatboy wrote:
Sean
I hope you slept well.
Because now you die!
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Ezvien got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You could of at least said that I should pay my 40 dollars.
Could have.
Could've.
He could have paid his forty dollars.
He could of paid his forty dollars? No.
You're a fucking retard.
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D had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I hope you slept well.Because now you die!
Fine, I'll spell it as Isaac told me to spell it.
As long as the brutal night-rapes don't stop, I do enjoy those.
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We were all impressed when Don Parcelan wrote:
Could have.Could've.
He could have paid his forty dollars.
He could of paid his forty dollars? No.
You're a fucking retard.
So now even HE gets an insult? wtf
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Taeldian had this to say about Pirotess:
I was quite seriously in suspense, wondering what you were going to pick, when I saw that you had replied.
*laughs*
I think I've gotten enough Parce Jibes to last a lifetime. Was about time he said something nice about me.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about the Spice Girls:
*laughs*I think I've gotten enough Parce Jibes to last a lifetime. Was about time he said something nice about me.
*coughs* Isn't it about time he hears something nice from you without a barbed "but," attached to it? 
Yes, I am a damn pacifistic hippy bastard. Only on mondays, though. [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]
An insult this time!
Insult me BABY!!! GO FOR IT!!!
No, Really. Bite me.
*pushes old ladies into traffic and rifles through their dismembered corpses for valuables*
Rodent King: Choose one.
Grendel: See Ezvien.
Sakkra: See Ezvien, but multiply by two.
Karnaj: I gave you the coolest mofo on the board award for a reason, yo. You're possibly the person I'd most like to meet on the boards, because I think you'd probably be cool with just eating wings, watching TV and talkin' about shit. You, good sir, rock. And your sigquote's hot, too
Azrael: What do you contribute to the boards? Anything? Besides the occasional dumbass fuck-up ("I made that post while high, omfg"), can you truly be remembered for anything? If you were to be eaten tomorrow, would anyone notice you were gone?
Xyrra: See Rodent King.
The Burger: You tap into just about every insult you can, and you still look pathetic. You're too stupid to realize what's offensive, and too dense to realize when people are offended. You can't tell what the source of your problems are, but it doesn't matter, because you're too whiny and stupid to even think of how you could fix them. Not to mention you also take top honors for "Freak Who Tries to Pick Up Internet Chicks". [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]
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Rodent King Model 2000 was programmed to say:strokehelp my ego plz. I could use the boost.
C-O-M-P-L-E-M-E-N-T
I don't think I could've spelled it out any clearer the first time.
[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]
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Rodent King thought about the meaning of life:
I don't think I could've spelled it out any clearer the first time.
You could of spelled it correctly.
So... Compliment?
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Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about John Romero:
*coughs* Isn't it about time he hears something nice from you without a barbed "but," attached to it?
Touche!
You mean like how I find him quite witty and funny when he's being nice, and how is D&D knowledge is second (in my eyes) only to Deth? 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Touche!You mean like how I find him quite witty and funny when he's being nice, and how is D&D knowledge is second (in my eyes) only to Deth?
Hooray.
For a moment, as fleeting as a snowflake inbetween the asscheeks of a morbidly obese cross-country runner, there managed to exist harmony in the world. Even the starving one armed leper boy in Iraq managed to grin a little.
Then the world realized what it was doing, and went back to the way things were. [ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
