And if you try to make me eat cookies and watch DBZ, I will toss said cookies in your face.

And Suchii's fruits are mine to fondle and mine only! Mmm melons.

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Nicole had this to say about Captain Planet:
A picture of a grave, even if it has a cool statue on it, though not if it's from DAoC, means that the poster is of the gothy, angsty, bad poetry-ish sort, and most likely needs a hug or monetary persuasion if she's going to be in any way positive.

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A nice rough shag with salad dressing, a wading pool, and 3 rubber duckies, wouldn't hurt either.

This isn't a singles bar.

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Tal!@ had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You really are new here...

Anime Chick.. Means Suchii is really a 7 foot amazonian, who drives a toyota Mitsubishi smashin hulk of a truck, goes to the store in her panties (Grey cotton) and gets colds, and doesnt understand why.

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Mitsubishi, not toyota

And there is nothing wrong with going to the drivethrough in your undies!

OH SNAP! OH SNAP! THAT'S ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS!

*thinks*

Nope, no, it's nowhere near as catchy as the original.

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Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Young man, I will pretend your penis is visible to naked eye for the moment, so I won't be accused of beating a woman later on.

OH SNAP! OH SNAP! THAT'S ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS!

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You are one errant elf-skinned lout loggerheaded rump-fed gudgeon ruttish fat-kidneyed coxcomb roguish dismal-dreaming malt-worm toad-spotted measle mammering clapper-clawed codpiece.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist attempted to be funny by writing:
You are one errant elf-skinned lout loggerheaded rump-fed gudgeon ruttish fat-kidneyed coxcomb roguish dismal-dreaming malt-worm toad-spotted measle mammering clapper-clawed codpiece.

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I know you are, but what am I?

his "oh gollies" makes me want to kick him in the nuts!

/cartman off

Sorry..

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How.... Fazum'Zen Fastfist.... uughhhhhh:
no

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KingBling186 wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Singles bar? Oh golly, no no no, I'm taken! But mom wants me to stay in bed for a couple days, what with my swollen scrotum and all, and I'm gonna be lonesome

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Your Mom insisting you stay in bed.. swollen scrotum.... Lonesome?

Is yer mom hot?

Pretty is one thing.. but Pretty only gets you a halfassed handjob in the parking lot outside the theater..

Hot gets you hot, sweaty monkeylove, IN the theater.... at the snack counter, ON the snack counter, in the popcorn machine, on the pinball machine, on the counter in the ticket booth, and in the projection booth, with the film going, so you get a BIG shadow fuck scene going on, while people try and watch "The Little Mermaid"