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Topic: *kick to the scrotum*
KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 10:36:40 PM
Zack's my best friend next to faz, i highly doubt he would do it on purpose...

OR WOULD HE!?

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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 10:37:31 PM
Hehe well where was the ball

And Zack is a goofy dude... I dunno

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 10:38:48 PM
I think he just gets off on contact with the male genitalia

The ball was in my hands, dont ask

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Suddar
posted 09-19-2002 10:44:14 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about the Spice Girls:
And, like a flare in a dark room, it all became painfully clear.

hahahahaahhahhahaha

Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 10:46:25 PM
Haha wtf, was he running when he kicked or something
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 11:36:12 PM
Yea sorta. See, I picked up the ball and started running in circles with it, taunting Jeffrey(You know, the big fat one that always wears those slipknot tshirts) and next thing I know WHAM BAM Zack's toes are destroying my testicles.. The swellings gone down a little, but it's starting to bruise

Hard Technology Rock, are you gonna be my fly honey?

KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 11:38:47 PM
wot the fog
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-19-2002 11:41:41 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
And, like a flare in a dark room, it all became painfully clear.

A Winnar Is Yuo!!

ahhahahahahahahahahaha

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-19-2002 11:42:35 PM
*Takes one look at the thread and walks out shaking his head, trying not to laugh*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Suddar
posted 09-19-2002 11:45:28 PM
quote:
KingBling186 impressed everyone with:
Hard Technology Rock, are you gonna be my fly honey?

how much you pay me, eh?

KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 11:48:26 PM
Do you have a paypal account?
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KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 11:50:45 PM
I'll send 100 dollars to your paypal account if you'll come massage my swollen scrotum, it hurts so bad!
KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-19-2002 11:52:57 PM
quote:
KingBling186 had this to say about John Romero:
I'll send 100 dollars to your paypal account if you'll come massage my swollen scrotum, it hurts so bad!

You would be arrested in *SO* many states now it's not funny....

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Suddar
posted 09-19-2002 11:54:36 PM
dude, just hire a hooker. they're cheaper, and probably a little more legal.
KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 11:55:44 PM
Oh golly, how old are you?

I'll just keep doing it myself

KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-20-2002 12:02:21 AM
quote:
KingBling186 obviously shouldn't have said:
Oh golly, how old are you?

I'll just keep doing it myself


That's more than we need to know. Please take your inflatable Antonio Bandaras doll into the closet, shut the door and "for the love of god, and all that is holy" do not come back out.

His Anus Is Bleeding!!

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 12:06:18 AM
Please stop making a mockery of my medical ssituation here. I was VERY SCARED!
KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-20-2002 12:08:00 AM
quote:
KingBling186 had this to say about pies:
Please stop making a mockery of my medical ssituation here. I was VERY SCARED!

Who's mocking the medical situation? I'm just mocking you....

You're sitting there trying to buy someone to massage your nutsack. I've heard of more perverse things that people have gotten off on, but admitting you're doing it yourself is just.... eww. I never wanna hear about someone's masturbation sessions again. Ever.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 12:09:32 AM
Oh golly, It's not masturbation when your sack has swollen to the size of a small grapefruit
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-20-2002 12:10:27 AM
quote:
From the book of KingBling186, chapter 3, verse 16:
Oh golly, It's not masturbation when your sack has swollen to the size of a small grapefruit

.....

so you just like fondling fruit?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-20-2002 12:11:05 AM
Not even mine?
Suddar
posted 09-20-2002 12:12:13 AM
dude, he was kidding.
KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 12:16:38 AM
You people are so hard to get along with sometimes! I'm telling my moM!
KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-20-2002 12:45:09 AM
Ohno.

And is your mom going to beat up the boards?

Where's Vorbis when you need him?

KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 12:48:32 AM
No my moms cool, shed probably make you guys some cookies and we could all sit around and watch DBZ
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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 09-20-2002 12:54:20 AM
I think this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-20-2002 12:56:14 AM
It frightens and confuses me.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-20-2002 12:56:41 AM
I think I broke my spleen
KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 12:57:12 AM
Wow piper, you're a real looker! Is that really you in your sigpic?
KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-20-2002 01:03:38 AM
AUGH too much laughing with a bad cold is DEADLY.

Please, stop!

KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 01:07:00 AM
Aww, got yourself a cold? You need some chicken noodle soup! Thats what mom always make me!
KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
Steven Steve
posted 09-20-2002 01:13:05 AM
this is the best thread ever
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-20-2002 01:14:02 AM
I just had a chicken pot pie
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 01:14:26 AM
quote:
KingBling186 thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Wow piper, you're a real looker! Is that really you in your sigpic?

"...and that was when I heard the first explosion, officer."

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Steven Steve
posted 09-20-2002 01:14:46 AM
I just had chicken chow mein
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 09-20-2002 01:19:05 AM
Hehe what the hell, he mentioned Dragonball Z and no one even cared.

This is discrimination. Against the Fazum'Zen race.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-20-2002 01:19:49 AM
I just choked my chicken.

Damn uppity cock.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 09-20-2002 01:20:57 AM
BOOF! ________!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 01:26:27 AM
quote:
KingBling186 was naked while typing this:
Wow piper, you're a real looker! Is that really you in your sigpic?

You really are new here...

Hot chick in sigpic means Piper is really a 40 year old guy, balding, slight goatee (not to be cool, but because shaving requires getting his lard ass out of the chair) Chain smoking fake cuban cigars, and wearing no pants.

Now, lets look at others..

Anime Chick.. Means Suchii is really a 7 foot amazonian, who drives a toyota smashin hulk of a truck, goes to the store in her panties (Grey cotton) and gets colds, and doesnt understand why.

Eyes.. Means I'm a pervert. I'm always looking, reading, and usually finding some sort of sexual meaning, or innuendo in just about everything. The blink bit, means I have bursting moments of rudeness, anger, and hatred, that splashes out at random intervals. (Yes, the blink is on a 30 second timer, I see the irony of my claims, STFU)

A pic of yourself looking like one of the "Goofy Bastards" from "There's Something About Mary" means you have problems expressing yourself in a truthful manner, you are not ashamed of how you look, and dont mind other people knowing about you, even people you dont know, who are wise enough to hide behind a sigpic.

KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 01:29:57 AM
Woah golly! You're better than my therapist
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