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Topic: *kick to the scrotum*
Steven Steve
posted 09-20-2002 02:13:42 AM
Excuse me for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 02:15:50 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Knight Rider:
Yeah, check out the lead pipe on that guy

You showered a lot with Daddy while you were growing up, didnt you?

Razor
posted 09-20-2002 02:16:15 AM
quote:
This one time, at Mooj camp:
This thread makes my brain hurt...

I could never say it better.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 02:21:04 AM
It's quite funny to see Faz crawling up Kingbling's ass just so he can feel all accepted...

So, ritalin boys, are you ever going to be capable of normal conversation?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 02:22:02 AM
Four more pages.


You hear me?

FOUR MORE. And it will all end.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-20-2002 02:32:20 AM
Faz and King look a lot alike.

How, odd.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-20-2002 02:33:38 AM
NO! The madness must continue!

Post, my little puppets, post to your hearts' content! This amuses me during the horrible drudgery of school, keeps my spirits up when the establishment tries to break them down. They're even saying my powers are only my imagination! Hah! When I ascend to the power divine I rightfully deserve, they'll learn. They'll ALL learn. That pit of hell will be ground beneath my immortal fist along with my little brother and homework, taking away the power to opress from them, and asserting my own! Oh yes, one day you'll all see, you'll see, the dark gods give me power divine, oh yes, but I'll ascend, more powerful than them all, all of them, all of YOU, because I know you laugh at me, you sneer at me behind my back, your spidery lips whispering venomous words, stares like diseases, fluttering hands pointing, laughing, pointing at me, oh yes, I know you, oh yes, I know your kind, you're just like all of the rest, aren't you, plotting my demise, but I'll show you, all of you, I'll become more powerful thean them all, than them ALL, then they ALL will BOW before me, THEY WILL ALL know my SUPREME POWER, AS I RULE OVER THEM AS I SHOULD, AS I WAS DESTINED TO, MY DARK MIGHT SPREADING OPPRESSION AND DISEASE, SUCH BEAUTIFUL DESPAIR, SUCH DARKNESS SO THICK AND SO PENETRATING NONE CAN ESCAPE,NONE. NOT EVEN YOU

NOT
EVEN
YOU

/;;',.1/#%/'



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 02:47:14 AM
Now see.. I TOLD you a shag would help.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-20-2002 02:52:27 AM
It was more like coffee. Definitely the coffee.

BANANA-ALITY!@#



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-20-2002 02:54:53 AM
quote:
Nicole enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
BANANA-ALITY!@#

DISCO-DREW WINS

[Edit: Fixed it.]

[ 09-20-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Archon
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 03:12:14 AM
quote:
Verily, Mooj doth proclaim:
This thread makes my brain hurt...

Make sure it ain't swollen. If it is you may need to see the doctor for a ruptured brain.

This is one of my favorite threads EVAR!!!!

[ 09-20-2002: Message edited by: Archon ]

Archon
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 03:14:18 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about dark elf butts:
NO! The madness must continue!

Post, my little puppets, post to your hearts' content! This amuses me during the horrible drudgery of school, keeps my spirits up when the establishment tries to break them down. They're even saying my powers are only my imagination! Hah! When I ascend to the power divine I rightfully deserve, they'll learn. They'll ALL learn. That pit of hell will be ground beneath my immortal fist along with my little brother and homework, taking away the power to opress from them, and asserting my own! Oh yes, one day you'll all see, you'll see, the dark gods give me power divine, oh yes, but I'll ascend, more powerful than them all, all of them, all of YOU, because I know you laugh at me, you sneer at me behind my back, your spidery lips whispering venomous words, stares like diseases, fluttering hands pointing, laughing, pointing at me, oh yes, I know you, oh yes, I know your kind, you're just like all of the rest, aren't you, plotting my demise, but I'll show you, all of you, I'll become more powerful thean them all, than them ALL, then they ALL will BOW before me, THEY WILL ALL know my SUPREME POWER, AS I RULE OVER THEM AS I SHOULD, AS I WAS DESTINED TO, MY DARK MIGHT SPREADING OPPRESSION AND DISEASE, SUCH BEAUTIFUL DESPAIR, SUCH DARKNESS SO THICK AND SO PENETRATING NONE CAN ESCAPE,NONE. NOT EVEN YOU

NOT
EVEN
YOU

/;;',.1/#%/'


Cool! Can i come with?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-20-2002 04:23:04 AM
oho! I laff!

man this thread is hilarious. I've been snickering to myself nonstop for five solid minutes. See new people who come in and make me laugh like this are cool. Even if they do have to take a shot to the nuggets to do so.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 09-20-2002 05:25:15 AM
nevermind.

[ 09-20-2002: Message edited by: aurywoof ]

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-20-2002 06:27:59 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by SuchiiMarine!:
Mitsubishi, not toyota

And there is nothing wrong with going to the drivethrough in your undies!


There is when you're an old, fat, ugly grandmother.

Yes, I've seen it. They were white grannie undies.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 09-20-2002 06:58:32 AM
Back onto topic:

Ok, the first thing I have to say is, "OW!"

The second thing is that I would like to ask you: Why the hell weren't you wearing a cup in the first place, dumbass?

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-20-2002 07:06:43 AM
This thread makes me laugh.
hey
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-20-2002 07:58:26 AM
quote:
KingBling186 had this to say about Captain Planet:
Any of you guys wanna talk to me over the phone? Wait, lemme rephrase that... Any of you gals wanna talk to me over the phone? It'll be a blast! I'm one lovable duckling, and I get free long distance!

I AM A HOT CHIX0R LETS TALK.

Suddar
posted 09-20-2002 11:08:28 AM
this thread is hilarious.

i don't care how much everybody hates them, i love these kids.

rock on.

KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 12:09:46 PM
Oh golly wolly, somebody wants to talk to me! Email me with your number and we'll ham it up over the telephone!
KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-20-2002 12:18:44 PM
Well my sack is only twice as large as normal now, but it's black and blue with this nasty bruise, oh jee whiz, I was real bad scared I might not have children
KingBling wears a lime green blouse, parachute pants, and an ear-to-ear smile!
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 09-20-2002 12:21:25 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about dark elf butts:
I AM A HOT CHIX0R LETS TALK.

ROFL!

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-20-2002 12:32:42 PM
YO you GAYZ0R you ONLY A liEK 5083460284620934 YERE OLD MAN WHO WANTES H0TT MANSEXX!/

I A H0T H0TT 17 YeR OLED WIT BIG TITS ND NICE AZz. you WANT TLAK?!1



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Mightion Defensor
posted 09-20-2002 12:56:30 PM
quote:
KingBling186 impressed everyone with:
Well my sack is only twice as large as normal now, but it's black and blue with this nasty bruise, oh jee whiz, I was real bad scared I might not have children

I'm more scared you will.

I avoided this thread for a long time. I wish I had avoided it longer.

It did provide some measure of amusement, but not enough to cover the unpleasant images of sack swelling.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-20-2002 01:01:55 PM
With all the Gosh and Gollies, I hereby now refer to KingBling as "The Beav."
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-20-2002 02:24:59 PM
Faz has a brother!

I shall never post again

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 09-20-2002 03:02:40 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon had this to say about pies:
Faz has a brother!

I shall never post again



Sure you will Gydyon, it is like messing with a loose tooth that is bothering you...

»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 05:25:23 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
I'm more scared you will.

I avoided this thread for a long time. I wish I had avoided it longer.

It did provide some measure of amusement, but not enough to cover the unpleasant images of sack swelling.


I agree with Mightion completely.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 09-20-2002 05:33:48 PM
I only say this, because it went through my mind.

Crushed gonads.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-20-2002 05:43:16 PM
Suchii, did you really go to a drive-thru in your underwear? They'd probably have to pick the clerk off the floor to hand you your food, much less be able to take your order in the first place. *Flees Bajah!*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 09-20-2002 09:07:43 PM
Gonads and strife?
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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