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Topic: Hey guys, new to boards.
Slasher
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 12:23:47 PM
Just wanted to say whats up. I play a wiz on luclin. My friend Beta Tester showed me the boards cuz we were bored in Comp. Programming class lol.

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Razor
posted 08-22-2002 12:25:19 PM
/me pokes the Noob

Welcom to the boards...

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-22-2002 12:25:51 PM
Delphi promptly shoves your head into a large bucket of acid.

I havent seen mort lately. Sue me.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-22-2002 12:26:05 PM
I hope he made you read the news, and Parc's guide to being a newbie.

If so WELCOME!

if not.. you better get reading!

Beta is in school
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 12:26:14 PM
Baka, you still can't spell my name right.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-22-2002 12:27:09 PM
Tegadil throws the fiend into a cage and tosses it a book.

Read.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-22-2002 12:31:35 PM
MiNiSlAsHr!

Edit: It was like this, I think

[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Giantt ]

hey
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-22-2002 12:32:25 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis was naked while typing this:
Delphi promptly shoves your head into a large bucket of acid.

I havent seen mort lately. Sue me.


You should find your own sthick.

*shoves Delphi into a large tank full of lobsters high on crystal meth*

See? It's easy!

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-22-2002 12:36:45 PM
Hands the n3wb 9125 Krispey Kremes

Welcome to the afterlife.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2002 08:18:30 PM
Hiya

I play on Luclin, too. As does Ja`Deth and some others.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-22-2002 09:33:34 PM
quote:
Slasher stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Just wanted to say whats up.
The sky, the roof... and that pitchfork somebody threw into the air when they heard the name "slasher". You might want to step to one side before it comes down.
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Slasher
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 09:36:48 PM
Thats cool, u guys come up wit some funny replies. I noticed everyone here is really concious about spelling and grammar... I'm not so i wont be sorry u guys can flame if u want to but its just the internet

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-22-2002 09:38:26 PM
Just try to make the effort.

Nobody's going to flame you, but you'll most likely be ignored. And nobody wants that.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-22-2002 09:39:51 PM
quote:
Slasher Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Thats cool, u guys come up wit some funny replies. I noticed everyone here is really concious about spelling and grammar... I'm not so i wont be sorry u guys can flame if u want to but its just the internet

You may want to consider taking a few more keystrokes and spelling out words if you want to be accepted here.

Slasher
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 10:03:47 PM
I guess I'll be an outcast! yipee

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Goma
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 10:07:41 PM
Aye... Spelling words the way they were meant to be spelled seems to be the thing to do, if you are to be taken seriously.

I mean, those little word shortcuts just drive me up the wall.

Every time I see "how r u?" or "o i c" it makes me want to torch AOL for spawning those evil cretin...

You dont use AOL, do you Slasher? Please say no.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-22-2002 10:08:55 PM
So why stay?

I mean, you're more than welcome to, but it seems to me that if you know you're going to be ignored and outcasted and you're not going to make any attempt to try and change that, it's a little silly to stay.

Just some thoughts

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2002 10:20:38 PM
Not all of us are going to outcast someone because they don't type the way we do.

Welcome Slasher. Ignore the people who have nothing to better to do than insult your computer skills.

[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-22-2002 10:25:39 PM
Here's the thing:

woudl u wanna read tihs/?

or

Would you want to read this?

It's a little easier on the eyes, a little easier to read, and gets the point across better.

We don't have to read the information given. And if we have to decrypt it, we won't want to read it.

It doesn't take too much to be accepted, and this is one of our few requirements that doesn't take all that much longer to do.

Just a little extra thought.

Sorry if I come off as a little harsh, but it's best to say something now, rather than later.

[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-22-2002 10:28:20 PM
This thread was a-okay, but now it's going downhill.

KUDOS TO YOU SLASHER!

Hello.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-22-2002 10:35:43 PM
I recall there a long, drawn out debate about how there is no reason to use shortened words or their letter equivelant in this particular medium, where one has the time to pace their typing and review before finalizing the post.

[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-22-2002 10:40:52 PM
God damn, where are my manners?

Welcome to EverCrest. Please leave your coat and sanity at the door.

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 08-22-2002 10:54:14 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael painfully thought these words up:
Not all of us are going to outcast someone because they don't type the way we do.the same language we do.

That's much better.

Welcome anyway. I can tolerate your laziness, however it doesn't help you to earn my respect.

[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen 2.0 ]

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Goma
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 10:54:22 PM
Ah yes. I, too, didn't intend to come off as some sort of picky asshole I was merely "voicing" some thoughts of mine.

On another note, greetings Slasher Feel free to browse around and post as you wish.

Vlase
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 10:56:14 PM
Greetings Slasher
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 08-22-2002 11:01:19 PM
Welcome, Slasher. Try to take the little extra time it takes to type out entire words.

It's for your benefit. People tend to ignore those that type difficult and/or painful to read posts.

Although, it can be fun to try and decode Rera's posts at times.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-22-2002 11:02:41 PM
Heh KaL..I like the added edited tag at the bottom of your post.

Made me snicker a bit.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-22-2002 11:03:34 PM
quote:
Gomateux Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Ah yes. I, too, didn't intend to come off as some sort of picky asshole I was merely "voicing" some thoughts of mine.

On another note, greetings Slasher Feel free to browse around and post as you wish.


You're a newbie, you have no right to say such things!!

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 11:21:46 PM
stfu! Its only been, what? A week? I feel well integrated now :P And I can say what I like :P

Ass... =/

[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Gomateux ]

Archon
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 11:47:38 PM
Am i newb or not? I mean, i have been a member for longer that lots of the people now, but i've been gone for a year and half. Am i some sort of misfit halfbreed between newb and old hand? Do i really fit in?! DOES MY LIFE HAVE MEANING?!?!! Oh, yeah, hi.
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 08-23-2002 12:49:35 AM
<Hireko has a long moment of nostalgia as he stabs Slasher with a rusted masamune>

Hi there

EC is a neat community.

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Slasher
Pancake
posted 08-23-2002 02:44:09 AM
Let me tell you guys (i woulda said lemme and u but i dont wanna be ignored :P), when i think of chatting on the internet, it seems like it would be much more logical to type faster and get the short word across. When i'm typing essays for school or maybe im typing up a guide i'll use proper grammar and punctuation, but this seems to be much more of a message board. For example, if you were talkin to your friend IRL would you say "Hey, wanna go see a movie later?" or "Hey, do you want to go see a movie later?". It just doesnt sound natural and i am going for natural here. Also, so everyone knows, im not stupid and i do have perfectly fine english skills if you want to see one of my unedited drafts i can scan it and email it to u, no cost! In closing, please dont ignore me im not dumb i just dont feel like bein a robot for now

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Slasher
Pancake
posted 08-23-2002 02:46:15 AM
Also, ding 28 heh, does anyone know the best spot to hunt? Solo or group im not sure which is better. I got 241 int and like.. 670 hp wit my greater shielding.

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-23-2002 02:51:39 AM
Ok

Welcome.

People who insult you because you don't like to type everything out usually aren't even worth listining to. I've just typed enough so that I can type faster normally than in lazytype

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 08-23-2002 04:02:35 AM
There is a differance between shortening the words, like making "Do you want to" into "Wanna". This is acceptable.

OMGz, nE1 gotz phat lewtz for me Plz? Kthx!

Well, that can make people want to come to your house, and beat you mercilessly.

The majority of our little society here speaks English as a first language, and we prefer that if you are going to type in english, that you try and stay close to the proper spellings.

Also, there is no reason to rush things, and take shortcuts, its not like somebody is going to interrupt you.

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-23-2002 05:06:54 AM
quote:
Slasher painfully thought these words up:
Let me tell you guys (i woulda said lemme and u but i dont wanna be ignored :P), when i think of chatting on the internet, it seems like it would be much more logical to type faster and get the short word across. When i'm typing essays for school or maybe im typing up a guide i'll use proper grammar and punctuation, but this seems to be much more of a message board. For example, if you were talkin to your friend IRL would you say "Hey, wanna go see a movie later?" or "Hey, do you want to go see a movie later?". It just doesnt sound natural and i am going for natural here. Also, so everyone knows, im not stupid and i do have perfectly fine english skills if you want to see one of my unedited drafts i can scan it and email it to u, no cost! In closing, please dont ignore me im not dumb i just dont feel like bein a robot for now

Things like "wanna" are just fine.

However, using abbreviations such as "plz" "u" and "thx" online come across as the equivilent to talking like a deranged monkey in real life...

Additionally, you might want to look at better spacing between points. It's not really about typing quickly, it's about getting your point across, and it is much easier to do that when your post is intelligible and easy to read.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-23-2002 06:08:08 AM
What does it matter?

Would all of you bitching about grammar want to be jumped on every time you make a mistake?

So he types different. So what. Don't have to get your panties in a wad because someone is different.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-23-2002 06:13:44 AM
It matters because it's hard on the eyes, and because it's an almost universal pet peeve.

And this is a corrective maneuver. Not a lynching.

[ 08-23-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-23-2002 06:16:11 AM
But it's not universal, that's the whole point. Mog has the worst spelling and grammar I've ever seen, but Mog isn't given a hard time.

Not that I think Mog *should* be given a hard time. I don't think anyone should.

But if we're going to be bitchy about it, then I think we shouldn't be selective bitchy. Or just do it to those we take a dislike to.

That's an awfully rude reception for a newbie.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-23-2002 06:18:41 AM
The difference is that Mog doesn't use the annoying abbreviations. Poor spelling and grammar is just his "Schtick". I don't go around correcting every little spelling error I see, just this.

It doesn't matter who it is, or what their reputation is. I will do it to anyone who does that not in jest.

It may be anal retentive, but I don't care. It is but a pet peeve I and many others share.

To conclude, Welcome, Slasher, to the domain of EverCrest. Please enjoy your stay.

[ 08-23-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

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