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Topic: In Honor of Tomorrow's Release...
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-11-2002 01:57:04 AM
arghraharhahahahaha!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Addy
posted 08-11-2002 02:34:41 AM
Parce rules.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-11-2002 02:50:13 AM
Hey, my first non insulting part in a ParceParody! Odd, was exactly what I was saying about the story, too.
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 08-11-2002 03:04:08 AM
Hahahahaha!!

This is great Parce, keep it coming.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-11-2002 03:07:11 AM
I am not competent!
But at least I'm potent!

Great work, Parce

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-11-2002 05:49:30 AM
Funny still.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-11-2002 01:23:07 PM
quote:
King Parcelan may or may not have been smoking crack when he said:
Waisztomir: If the fate of Middle-Earth is to be in the hands of a Hobbit, it is up to Gondor to save the land.

Stridejah: And another thing! When the toilet was clogged up, you claimed that THAT was up to Gondor as well.


I laugh...very hard....waisztarroz a melee combatant....lol

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-11-2002 01:41:28 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on King Parcelan!

Elsart: You have been called today-

Random person: Penis.

Elsart: ...to discuss the fate of-

Random person: Penis.

Elsart: Middle-

Random person: PENISPENISPENIS

Elsart: That's IT! GET OUT OF HERE, DELIDGAMOND!

Random person: Awww...


ROFLMAO! I karanjed!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-11-2002 03:26:00 PM
Well done!

And my tam......teehee

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-11-2002 04:31:46 PM
quote:
Karnalf: ...right. Anyways, let us hear from Faegolas of Mirkwood.

The camera pans over to the goatee'd elf, who is currently pinned and being pummeled senseless by Elsart.

Elsart: YOU THINK YOU CAN BE LEGOLAS?! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE HAIR FOR HIM! YOU GODDAMN BITCH!

Elsart slowly looks up at the camera and grins sheepishly.

Elsart: Heh heh...anyways, please go ahead, Faegolas.

Faegolas: Very well. I shall now talk about what's been going on in Mirkwood as well as the state of my colon.

Much later...

Faegolas: ...and so, it seems as though the cream is doing its job quite well.


Teehee.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-11-2002 05:53:17 PM
It's all right

But he should have poked the Mauradon eye with a pencil. That would have been hilarious.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 08-11-2002 06:26:21 PM
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This latest one is the funniest yet.

[ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-11-2002 07:05:59 PM
quote:
King Parcelan may or may not have been smoking crack when he said:

Waisztomir: If the fate of Middle-Earth is to be in the hands of a Hobbit, it is up to Gondor to save the land.

Stridejah: And another thing! When the toilet was clogged up, you claimed that THAT was up to Gondor as well.


Dude...that was fucking funny.

hey
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-11-2002 07:58:57 PM
quote:
Guy with Shotgun stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I laugh...very hard....waisztarroz a melee combatant....lol

Yeah, almost as funny as the idea of you trying to be smart.

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-11-2002 08:33:58 PM
EET BUGZ BICTH damn skippy
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-11-2002 08:34:56 PM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Yeah, almost as funny as the idea of you trying to be smart.

dont let the little people peev you hes just mad cause noone cares about him

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-11-2002 08:36:25 PM
quote:
Lord Monkah said this about your mom:
dont let the little people peev you hes just mad cause noone cares about him

Yeah, I know him in real life and just like to mess with him.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-11-2002 09:18:22 PM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz's account was hax0red to write:
Yeah, almost as funny as the idea of you trying to be smart.

No, the general theory of the epic caster being a melee fighter is very funny to me.

And Cadga, go eat bugz ya damn dirty monkah.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-11-2002 11:49:25 PM
I don't find them so funny. Infact...they are degradin to Tolkiens work.

I'm an idiot.

Cthulhu

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-11-2002 11:50:21 PM
Oh, and actually, I love them. They are hilarious.

Cthulhu

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-12-2002 12:31:13 AM
Mind blowingly funny, but I wonder...

One year from now, who's going to be cast as Wormtounge?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-12-2002 04:29:15 AM
quote:
Cthulhu wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm an idiot.

Cthulhu


Comedy.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-12-2002 05:10:36 AM
quote:
Black Mage wrote this stupid crap:
[QUOTE]Cthulhu wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
[qb]I'm an idiot.

Cthulhu


Comedy.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Truth.

Cthulhu

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-12-2002 02:54:51 PM
Heh... these are even funnier since I just saw the movie for the first time.

Now, where would I fit in...

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-12-2002 03:11:20 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mightion Defensor said:
Heh... these are even funnier since I just saw the movie for the first time.

Now, where would I fit in...


You can be the cave troll. Just about every other roll is filled so far.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:13:06 PM
quote:
Guy with Shotgun had this to say about Knight Rider:
You can be the cave troll. Just about every other roll is filled so far.

Cave Troll = Fighter.

Got another quarter?

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-12-2002 03:22:16 PM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Cave Troll = Fighter.

Got another quarter?


It was just a suggestion I couldn't think of any other available characters besides randomly slayed orc.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:23:42 PM
quote:
Verily, Guy with Shotgun doth proclaim:
It was just a suggestion I couldn't think of any other available characters besides randomly slayed orc.

You don't understand. Cave Troll has been filled.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-12-2002 03:28:19 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Captain Planet:
Now, where would I fit in...

Tom Bombadil.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-12-2002 03:32:25 PM
Wait, who is the Balrog gonna be?
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:33:39 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Guy with Shotgun wrote:
Wait, who is the Balrog gonna be?

Kagrama.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-12-2002 04:20:24 PM
I think it should be Parce...but that's just me.

Cthulhu

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-12-2002 04:51:08 PM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Kagrama.

Kagrama was already in it I thought...or maybe that was the wizard of Ozius?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-12-2002 04:59:08 PM
STOP GIVING AWAY THE PARTS, DR. DOUCHEBAG!
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-12-2002 05:03:43 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why King Parcelan wrote:
STOP GIVING AWAY THE PARTS, DR. DOUCHEBAG!

HA HA! Funny name!

Cthulhu

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-12-2002 10:36:44 PM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz's account was hax0red to write:
Cave Troll = Fighter.

...Honestly?

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-13-2002 12:30:07 AM
quote:
Fighter was naked while typing this:
...Honestly?

no, your gonna be slain orc number 5...

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-13-2002 03:21:13 AM
They were all guesses, actually. I wouldn't actually expect to be right on any of them.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-13-2002 09:58:37 AM
quote:
Guy with Shotgun stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
no, your gonna be slain orc number 5...

Damn, I was hoping for that one super-orc thing...

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-14-2002 06:25:30 AM
So where's the next section? WORK THOSE STUBBY LITTLE PRAIRIE DOG FINGERS! I DEMAND COMEDY!
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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