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Caanis Lupus impressed everyone with:
[QB]WHAT IS (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)!!!!
[QB]
The answer is (a+b)...
here's how:]
=(a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)
=(a-b)(a+b)(a+b)
=[(a-b) and (a+b) cancel out] (a+b)
=(a+b)
so :P 
How come noone thinks mine can be funny?? My sigpic is multi-funny! 
If that's a word...
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So quoth MoonBaby:
The answer is (a+b)...here's how:]
=(a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)
=(a-b)(a+b)(a+b)
=[(a-b) and (a+b) cancel out] (a+b)
=(a+b)so :P
Ummm, no.
(a-b)(a+b)= a^2-b^2
The correct anwser is
=(a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)
=(a-b)(a+b)(a+b)
=a^3+a^2b-ab^2-b^3
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Fennar had this to say about Tron:
Ummm, no.(a-b)(a+b)= a^2-b^2
The correct anwser is
=(a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)
=(a-b)(a+b)(a+b)
=a^3+a^2b-ab^2-b^3
no, cuz see, yeah, the thing is....
if you factor first, like you're supposed to....
(a^2+ab+b^2)
=(a+b)(a+b)
and if ya hadn't noticed...
(a+b) cancels out (a-b)
so if the last line is
(a-b)(a+b)(a+b)
that means the answer is (a+b) [ 08-03-2002: Message edited by: Mikey's Gal Pal ]
(a+b)(a+b) = a^2+2ab+b^2
Try again.
Also, (a+b) does not cancel out (a-b).
Let's say a=1 and b=3.
(1+3)(1-3)
(4)(-2)
-8
or
(a+b)(a-b) just makes (a^2-b^2)
How does that cancel out?
They say you're slow because you're from Canada, eh?
EDIT:I'd like to add that (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2) is a simple algebraic rule: (a^3-b^3).
Just test it with a=2 b=6
(2-6)(4+12+36)
(-4)(52)
(-208)
(8-216) [ 08-03-2002: Message edited by: G.S. Waisztarroz ]
(-208)
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
That would be a^2 + 2ab + b^2
[Edit]Wais has the right of it. And the opposite of that formula would be a^3 + b^3
Or this
(a + b)(a^2 - ab + b^2) [ 08-03-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]
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I don't believe that stupid tour took us under a waterfall. Now I have to stand like this until my clothes dry...[ 08-03-2002: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]
I don't know what it is either, i first noticed it when i was taking a shower and looked down.
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MoonBaby had this to say about the Spice Girls:
for your information canadians are not slow. were just a little helpless when it comes to math! but it was not me that posted the answer it was my friend on my login so dont go b*tchin at me!it wasn't me i swear!
For your information, the slow Canadians are all in your city.
The rest of us are intelligent enough.
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So quoth Malbi:
Icaughtdrank afishbeer THIS big!
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EDIT: Upon further consideration, I have taken the above picture, and placed it with the below quote, to create... A MASTERPIECE!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this stupid crap:
eek! the funney has been hijacked by math geeks who don't know what they're doing! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
[ 08-03-2002: Message edited by: Mooj ]
No, you can not play with "the little hairs on my chinie chin chin". Plzdiekthxla~
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Praetor Liam enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
For your information, the slow Canadians are all in your city.The rest of us are intelligent enough.
Okay, so we'll take it as all the Burlington Canadians are slow since they haven't given us enough proof to believe otherwise. Maybe it's something in the water there?
Don't ruin it.
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I'll stop at that.
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Ferrel!
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This insanity brought to you by Lyinar Ka`Bael:
Fennar, that's not (a+b)^2That would be a^2 + 2ab + b^2
Bah, Calc students shouldent be called upon to know simple math!
This is why we have Ti-89s!
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Fennar had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Bah, Calc students shouldent be called upon to know simple math!This is why we have Ti-89s!
It's algebra, and you should know it, being in calc.
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G.S. Waisztarroz had this to say about dark elf butts:
It's algebra, and you should know it, being in calc.
I know, and I do, my mistake was useing her work, without redoing the problem from scrach.
in small print at the bottom....with him self
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This insanity brought to you by Lyinar Ka`Bael:
Damn Daemon. You had me choking on nacho chips.
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Daemon_Reaper painfully thought these words up:in small print at the bottom....with him self
OMG u made attack at me flaem flaem die die~
[ 08-04-2002: Message edited by: G.S. Waisztarroz ]
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ACES! Another post by G.S. Waisztarroz:
OMG u made attack at me flaem flaem die die~
no, that wasnt an attack on you, this is an attack
small at the bottom of pic and i cant get some 
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Is Death creeping up on me again...
