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Malbi

When I look in a mirror all I see is failure.

posted 08-04-2002 01:31:14 PM

Caption: I just got my own show on UPN!!!
Im Piper Warrior of Space

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!

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Azymyth

Not gay; just weird

posted 08-04-2002 04:42:57 PM

In an effort to make a comeback, Bozo changed his image in hopes of reaching today's youth.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Grendel

Pancake

posted 08-04-2002 04:45:58 PM

Satanic Bozo Owns

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Razor

posted 08-04-2002 04:59:42 PM

Do you think Suchii will like my quazi Bunny Ears?

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent

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Rodent King

Stabbed in the Eye

posted 08-04-2002 05:37:23 PM

And, in a true Warner Brother's fashion, Pinky and the Brain were taken off the air.

/checks his list
Steve H. huh? I wish God was more specific...

And so they were married, and the village of perverts viewed their secret honeymoon tapes with glee. And they all lived happily ever after.

Though not accepted to tour with the Blue Man group, she has become the queen of Smurfs everywhere.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 08-04-2002 07:21:28 PM

what do you mean you had super glue on your hands?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-04-2002 08:16:05 PM

Caption: "Drysaaaaaart! Where's the Ban Stick? I got stinky underarms!"

please don't smite me

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 08-04-2002 08:45:22 PM

I hate allergy season.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 08-04-2002 09:14:02 PM

quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Caption: "Drysaaaaaart! Where's the Ban Stick? I got stinky underarms!"

please don't smite me

I was trying to think of something witty about underarms, but I failed. Glad someone thought of something.

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Dr Cysa

Angsty Mcangst

posted 08-04-2002 09:22:56 PM

Honey, I can't believe they have us co-staring a giant rat.

[ 08-04-2002: Message edited by: Guy with Shotgun ]

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 08-04-2002 11:57:36 PM

yes, im wearing no shirt and yes, I am THE Bomb

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.

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Rolin

Pancake

posted 08-05-2002 09:26:18 AM

quote:
Daemon_Reaper had this to say about Tron:
yes, im wearing no shirt and yes, I am THE Bomb

What what?

Rollin' rollin' rollin'
keep them doggies rollin'
boy my ass is swolen, rawhide!
The universe is obsolete.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael

Are you looking at my pine tree again?

posted 08-05-2002 09:26:45 AM

Bumpity cause this fell to page 2!

Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Alleria Qui'farush

Chica!

posted 08-05-2002 12:10:09 PM

Ugh... I don't feel too good. My skin is even pale! Oh wait, that's normal.

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Azrael Heavenblade

Damn Dirty Godmoder

posted 08-05-2002 01:15:54 PM

Caption: Don't ask about what happened to the hair on the other side of my head.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 08-05-2002 02:15:05 PM

quote:
THE Bob got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
[QUOTE]Daemon_Reaper had this to say about Tron:
[qb]
yes, im wearing no shirt and yes, I am THE Bomb

What what?[/QB][/QUOTE]

did anyone else get it?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.

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Dr Cysa

Angsty Mcangst

posted 08-05-2002 02:31:52 PM

OMG! A jehova's wittness got into heaven.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 08-05-2002 02:34:46 PM

quote:
There was much rejoicing when Guy with Shotgun said this:

OMG! A jehova's wittness got into heaven.

LOL, must've bought his way in

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.

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Caanis Lupus

Rub me?

posted 08-05-2002 05:46:41 PM

and my High School counsler said I wouldn't amount to anything with out College...

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Razor

posted 08-05-2002 08:50:25 PM

DoyouhaveblueberryGatorade!?

No sorry, but he has Blue Butts for ya.

/me points to

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent

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Lynora Dar

Pancake

posted 08-05-2002 08:55:05 PM

quote:
Razor had this to say about Captain Planet:
DoyouhaveblueberryGatorade!?

Yay!

KittyisafunnykittyandsoniceandcuddlyandIthinkI'llpetthekittynow!

*pets the kitty*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!

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Razor

posted 08-05-2002 08:56:01 PM

/me is petted

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent

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Dr Cysa

Angsty Mcangst

posted 08-06-2002 01:42:17 AM

bump

How can this be? A fantasy realm with out blue butts?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.

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Ferret

Poing! Poing!

posted 08-06-2002 01:45:40 AM

Guess where the shotgun is...

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 08-06-2002 01:47:55 AM

I hope nobody notices that.

I know, I'm not funny, shut-up, go away and leave me alone.

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G.S. Waisztarroz

Pancake

posted 08-06-2002 01:07:59 PM

Ono! Page 2.

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Caanis Lupus

Rub me?

posted 08-06-2002 01:12:19 PM

I can't believe I got that little punk to actually do all those chores and he thought he was learning Martial Arts...

Whoa! Smells like some been snacking out of my litter box...

I would rather get hit by that oncoming train than date a buckethead...

I wonder if Dagon is up for some sushii?

Anyone have some BC Powders...my head is killing me.

Quit teasing me and haul one of them puppies out...

I miss my Ex...but my aim is getting better... (saw it on a bumber sticker )

[ 08-06-2002: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-06-2002 09:32:31 PM

"Dude...Hastur did you just cut one loose? MAN THAT'S FOUL!"

"What? no...er...no I'm not strangling the kitty! I *LOVE* kitties. Nosireee...not strangling my bestest buddy here..."

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 08-06-2002 11:12:24 PM

Great, Drysart went to go look at blue but pron again

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.

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Piper

Rabid Druid

posted 08-07-2002 12:08:37 AM

Ooooooo... I wonder if Piper is wearing black panties...

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.

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Razor

posted 08-07-2002 12:50:36 AM

It feel good to Poing!!!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent

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Squire Twitch

Pancake

posted 08-07-2002 12:57:33 AM

The only good thing about hobbits.. thier head is at JUST the right level...

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 08-07-2002 02:23:58 AM

quote:
Piper enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Ooooooo... I wonder if Piper is wearing black panties...

So, are you?

runs

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Vorbis

Vend-A-Goat

posted 08-07-2002 02:27:19 AM

quote:
Piper impressed everyone with:

Ooooooo... I wonder if Piper is wearing black panties...

Because, as we know from every teen movie, blank panties = repressed sexual desire!

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Azrael Heavenblade

Damn Dirty Godmoder

posted 08-07-2002 02:30:32 AM

*Inches away from INT and Vorbis*

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick

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leckzilla!

Squeak!

posted 08-07-2002 06:47:37 AM

IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!!!!

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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 08-07-2002 07:59:32 AM

While the mad scientist succeeded in transforming himself into a ferret, his subsequent attempt to analyze his success proved too great for his reduced brain size. The shock killed him instantly.