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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-01-2002 11:23:18 PM
My sigpic ain't funny.

Nevermind, Razor got it before me.

[ 08-01-2002: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

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Razor
posted 08-02-2002 12:32:14 AM

Yet another user is beaten into submission by "The Penguin"

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Razor
posted 08-02-2002 12:54:54 AM

/gir voice
Monkey.....

*blurble*
what's wrong w/ you...

[ 08-02-2002: Message edited by: Razor ]

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-02-2002 12:59:20 AM

Caption: Actually, this is all for the weight. I used to lift off with a stiff breeze.

Caption: Fuck...I just stabbed myself in the foot again, didn't I?

[ 08-02-2002: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-02-2002 01:01:09 AM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about the Spice Girls:

Caption: Actually, this is all for the weight. I used to lift off with a stiff breeze.

LOL! BWAHAHAHAHA

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-02-2002 01:35:05 AM

Caption: Screw cable, do you know what type of reception i get with these babys?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-02-2002 01:48:23 AM

My fiance hated me so much that she pierced my nose with her engagement ring.

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-02-2002 01:50:56 AM
quote:
From the book of Alleria Qui'farush, chapter 3, verse 16:

My fiance hated me so much that she pierced my nose with her engagement ring.


HAHAHAH! Jokes on YOU! I'm Alone!... all... alone... *sniff sniff*... alooone... *cry*

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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-02-2002 01:51:43 AM
quote:
From the book of Fizodeth, chapter 3, verse 16:

HAHAHAH! Jokes on YOU! I'm Alone!... all... alone... *sniff sniff*... alooone... *cry*

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-02-2002 02:06:33 AM
quote:
From the book of Fizodeth, chapter 3, verse 16:

HAHAHAH! Jokes on YOU! I'm Alone!... all... alone... *sniff sniff*... alooone... *cry*

*hugs*

*secretly orders you a russian bride*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-02-2002 02:10:29 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Empress Eisuye!
*secretly orders you a russian bride*

bah, they all taste like Vodka.

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-02-2002 02:13:31 AM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about Duck Tales:
bah, they all taste like Vodka.

And last time I ordered one, I got Snoota, but hey, you might be lucky!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-02-2002 02:29:12 AM

Caption: "Look, dipping the ends of my hair in ice cream was the only way I could keep that fresh vanilla scent all day, okay?"

Caption: "mmmm heh heh...silent but deadly..."

Caption 1: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to Dieeee! EEE! EEE! EEE!" *flings poo*

Caption 2: "That's right, Gracey, I'm George Burns back from the dead as a monkey."

Caption 3: "Hah hah, very funny. Enough with the Monkah Magic now...give me back my wand..."

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 08-02-2002 02:54:16 AM

Look, I know some of you like spooge, but dont you think this is a BIT rediculous? *sigh*


Shhh, I can hear Drys and Piper. He is saying he wants to... luck her mits? What does that mean?

Ferrel!
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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 08-02-2002 03:00:53 AM
quote:
Empress Eisuye enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:

Caption: Let me brush your teeeeeeeeeeth...

Rofl!


I am at peace with the inner self. I will not give into pain. prepare a healing spell


Pink eye? Cthulhu does NOT get Pink eye!

Feed my hungry soul.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-02-2002 03:05:50 AM

What do you mean by "Do I know Dumbo?"?

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-02-2002 03:11:39 AM

Caption: "Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-02-2002 03:13:06 AM

Caption: "Fizodeth and I have a competition going! How many piercings do you think I can fit?"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-02-2002 03:14:40 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:

Caption: "Fizodeth and I have a competition going! How many piercings do you think I can fit?"

I would win, hands down.

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-02-2002 03:36:54 AM

Coming up next on the Playboy channel: Faelynn Does Texas!

Hehehe....Hey who's touching me!?!

There's Homer. *POW* There's Homer! *POW*...

What's this fortune cookie say?...stay away from magnets? WTF?!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-02-2002 03:54:06 AM

and today on the world weekly news...

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 08-02-2002 04:00:46 AM
LMAO, I love this thread so much, ^_^
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-02-2002 04:22:02 AM
Hehehe, I just changed my pic and there are already two. Jeez...

Cthulhu

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-02-2002 08:50:15 AM

Caption: And that is why you should never try to eat bees.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-02-2002 09:36:09 AM

What the...? Invisibility potion, my @$$.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Peter
Pancake
posted 08-02-2002 09:46:44 AM

TodayÂ’s Main Ingredient on the Iron chef
or
Sushi Gone Horribly wrong

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-02-2002 09:47:02 AM

Salor Moon, you have to stop the Negaverse before ..., what? What about my ears?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-02-2002 09:49:40 AM

The giant robot/car feature is only available on 2002 Ford Prefects

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Razor
posted 08-02-2002 11:33:15 AM

Who clanks the most???

[ 08-02-2002: Message edited by: Razor ]

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-02-2002 12:02:36 PM

This stylish headgear works as a hanglider, sonar sensor array, and even an umbrella. Point forward for quick facial shielding and to improve aerodynamics for ground maneuvers. For a woman on the go, slide downward and protect those flowing golden strands from wind and sun damage. Try it now, risk free for thirty days!
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 08-02-2002 12:27:17 PM

And now to take care of the paper boy throwing my paper under my car for the last 2 years...

Roger gound control I am about to step out on to the surface of the...WTF! This is not the moon its a tabletop...

Now if I could only find a man that is this high caliber also...

Enemy command lance coming over the ridge...<static>

Hold still...there is a really huge fly on your head...

And next on Mutual Ohmaha Wild Kingdom...

Now how can I make people sleep with the light on...

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-02-2002 12:30:13 PM
..this thread has gotten progressively less funny as it goes on, proof that good things usually die young.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-02-2002 12:30:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

Caanis you rock!

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-02-2002 12:33:13 PM

Caption: Link emerged from the tar pits seemingly unscathed, however his quest to get the tar out of his hair took so long that Ganon conquored the world uncontested.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 08-02-2002 12:34:19 PM

tell me another joke...

Sure it looks cool...but you are not the one taking all these out to clean every night...

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Malbi
posted 08-02-2002 12:38:52 PM

Caption: That's right using my quick weight loss program you can lose over 50lbs in just 3 weeks!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Razor
posted 08-02-2002 12:43:09 PM

I thought I said not ... to ... go ... SHIT!!
Run Away!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 08-02-2002 01:05:57 PM

Gold Sniper: Am I clear?
Gold Command: Take the shot Gold Sniper.

Would you like to see my scab collection?

Hey Baby, let me show you why I am called buckethead...


I hope he washed his hands after being to the lavatory...

What you mean random drug screening?

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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-02-2002 01:28:57 PM
caanis does the best ones hahah

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-02-2002 02:28:28 PM

That is the absolute last time I try to wear a ten-gallon hat.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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