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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-01-2002 06:00:11 AM

Caption: "SWEATSHIRT NINJ-HEY! Where's the other half of my sweatshirt?"

Caption_01: "These oversized gimmick props are getting out of hand..."

Caption_02: "Alas...crime on Tattooine led to the starvation of many a Jawa..."

Caption_03: "Someone bent my wooki-er...my scythe. Yes...all straight now..."

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-01-2002 06:04:45 AM

Caption: "Hello and welcome to Evercrest, I'm the resident armor clad-What? No, I'm not Mortious the Buckethead. Now then, Drysart is a very busy-what? No, I'm not Mightion the Pailadin. Where was I, ah yes I am the armored protect-What is it now? NO! I Am NOT Big Deth! He's twelve feet tall! No! Damn it NO! I'm not 'Chibi-Big Deth'! DAMN IT! I'm GEEORN! I'm OLD SCHOOL! I have ONE EYE! why oh why did i let drysart hire me to do newbie orientations..."

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 08-01-2002 08:47:45 AM
I laff!
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-01-2002 09:12:48 AM

Caption: To help cut down on the costs of testing the safety of new products, we here at Blamco have merged two tried and true methods of testing: the lab mouse and the Crash Test Dummy to produce....(ta da!) The Leckie 2000!

^.^ <feeds the mouse a cookie>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Lashanna
noob
posted 08-01-2002 10:32:55 AM
Heh, I love this thread,
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-01-2002 10:37:37 AM

Chicks with guns? If that's how they want it, then that's how they get it!

[ 08-01-2002: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-01-2002 11:08:06 AM

I said slide, damnit!

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-01-2002 12:21:05 PM
I demand this thread be stickied.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-01-2002 12:25:49 PM


love auto..matic...firing mechin...in..ism....

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 12:28:48 PM

I wish I was getting some of that...

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 08-01-2002 12:34:51 PM
This thread makes me wish I had enough wit to make similair comments.
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Malbi
posted 08-01-2002 12:37:10 PM

Caption:Stuart Little be Danged!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-01-2002 12:56:40 PM

"Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your love life? Looking to add a little adventure to the monotony of monogamy?

Hello...I am Fernando Martinez, founder of 'Fernando's New Beginnings,' a revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We understand how 2 kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your life. With our three-step program, you'll re-discover romance...guaranteed!"

* sets out a plate of real Buffalo chicken wings

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Pancake
posted 08-01-2002 01:11:59 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about the Spice Girls:

"Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your love life? Looking to add a little adventure to the monotony of monogamy?

Hello...I am Fernando Martinez, founder of 'Fernando's New Beginnings,' a revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We understand how 2 kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your life. With our three-step program, you'll re-discover romance...guaranteed!"

* sets out a plate of real Buffalo chicken wings

I see someone has been setting their dial to 'Chatterbox'.....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-01-2002 01:15:44 PM
quote:
RPC wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I see someone has been setting their dial to 'Chatterbox'.....

There is Chatterbox, and then there are all the stations I must cycle through to get to Chatterbox when I get in a new car.

[ 08-01-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

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Pancake
posted 08-01-2002 01:20:08 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about the Spice Girls:
There is Chatterbox, and then there are all the stations I must cycle through to get to Chatterbox when I get in a new car.

I couldn't play the game if I had that station on...

I'd be too busy listening to all the idiots.

One of my co-workers ripped the MP3 audio for thoes and had the CD in his car... really funny shit when you can listen to *just* it.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-01-2002 02:52:43 PM

Caption: Sure, its a great rifle, but I bounce something fierce when the recoil hits.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 02:52:51 PM

I pray to the god that this gun will shoot straight, and hit it's target w/ minimal effort...

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Lashanna
noob
posted 08-01-2002 03:15:41 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade was naked while typing this:

Caption: Sure, its a great rifle, but I bounce something fierce when the recoil hits.

All too true...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-01-2002 03:38:11 PM

Is that a gun in your hands or are you just happy to see me?

[ 08-01-2002: Message edited by: The_Mac ]

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 08-01-2002 04:23:15 PM
damn my nonfunny sig pic
Check out my art
Check out my stock photos
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-01-2002 04:24:42 PM
Mercykill this thread :-(
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-01-2002 05:14:36 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Lenlalron wrote:
Mercykill this thread :-(

Why? It's a good thread. A funny and so far flame free thread.

It should be allowed to live damnit!

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Ryuujin
posted 08-01-2002 05:34:13 PM

Hello Mister Potter....

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-01-2002 07:42:52 PM

Caption: Sure it tastes great, but you do NOT want to know which part of the Iksar it comes from!

Caption: Damn these slow download times! Its now 2AM, and I've been waiting for this episode of Love Hina for hours!

[ 08-01-2002: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 07:49:57 PM

what have I been doing for the past 1000 years???

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-01-2002 08:51:15 PM
LOL! Yes, Trent's pic DOES look amazingly like Snape


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 09:10:25 PM

With mind bullets...
That Telekenisis Kyle.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-01-2002 09:20:52 PM

Caption: Do you smell what the Mage is cookin? You see this staff....ya the one in my hand dumb arse...its the staff thats going to put the People's Smackdown on ya!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-01-2002 09:28:23 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Duck Tales:
Mercykill this thread :-(

Okay Lenlalron tapped out of the thread. No one else do parodies/cracks about his sigpic. Them's the rules of the game.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-01-2002 09:32:22 PM

Pardon me. Um, excuse me, please? Yes, hello. I'm looking for the, um, you know, that place where little girls go to... um... you know. The ladies' room?
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-01-2002 09:42:02 PM

Caption: Errrr...Frodo? The ring was meant to be worn on your finger...not on your..."little hobbit".
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-01-2002 09:50:50 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:

Caption: Errrr...Frodo? The ring was meant to be worn on your finger...not on your..."little hobbit".

... *DIES LAUGHING*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 08-01-2002 09:58:26 PM
Damnit, my pic ain't funny.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 10:00:22 PM

Related? Maybe, Maybe not. It's all in the hair


Focus! DAMN IT! Focus!

[ 08-01-2002: Message edited by: Razor ]

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-01-2002 10:11:43 PM

HEY!! You sure that camrea's in focus?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 10:16:43 PM

now how does this darn time thing work. .krow gniht emit nard siht soed woh won

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-01-2002 10:40:21 PM

#1: I hear you and obey... Ya dirty rat bastard...

#2: For the last damn time, I AM NOT COMPENSATING!! Jesus...

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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 10:43:06 PM

Here come Orc Claus. Here come Orc Claus
Right down Orc Claus Lane

Astronomy is a passion...
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Razor
posted 08-01-2002 11:21:43 PM

Is it cold in here, or is it just... me... in... here... Hey!!!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
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