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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-31-2002 01:24:28 PM


"Mortious, will you taste this.. I think it smells bad..."

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-31-2002 01:27:32 PM

Caption: After the Antrax scare, the postal service now requires all employees to wear gas masks...
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 01:29:30 PM

And for the first 15,000 callers you will get this life size* geniuwine** dragon idol with your first payment of $19.95...
*actual size is 1"
**not better than faux
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-31-2002 01:33:32 PM

Well, I caused one guy to overheat and destroy his processor, caused another to hit his computer with a sledgehammer, caused some idiot to hit himself with a sledgehammer, and caused a crazy old woman to hit a large, unstable explosive with a sledgehammer, destroying everything within a 300 mile radius.

God, I love tech support.

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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:36:04 PM

Must get out..... need...can opener

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 01:37:36 PM

Not only am I a Humanoid's Beard Club member...I am their President.

The license plate of the vehicle caught on CCTV leaving the scene of the daring daylight robbery of the nation's chocolate reserve...

[ 07-31-2002: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:37:57 PM
quote:
Fighter had this to say about Tron:

Well, I caused one guy to overheat and destroy his processor, caused another to hit his computer with a sledgehammer, caused some idiot to hit himself with a sledgehammer, and caused a crazy old woman to hit a large, unstable explosive with a sledgehammer, destroying everything within a 300 mile radius.

God, I love tech support.

Bah.... Too low-tech for the BOFH...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-31-2002 01:46:19 PM
hahahah Caanis SHHHHHHHH don't tell!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Razor
posted 07-31-2002 01:56:05 PM


Oy! These fleas are annoyyyying!

or

Oooo, yah, right now a little lower.... *the back leg begins thumping*

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-31-2002 02:02:00 PM

"What's that smell? Hey, hey, why's everyone laughing? IT'S NOT FUNNY, WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Razor
posted 07-31-2002 02:04:51 PM

The Lemmings Are Comming! The Lemmings Are Comming!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Mightion Defensor
posted 07-31-2002 02:13:20 PM

Yes, I forgot my PIN number, ya stupid machine. But I think you're going to give me a new one. Yes you are... * twitch *

Hmm... Mental note. Green button next time, not red button.

Call me Wilma or Magenta/Colombia one more time and I will show you the "Role of Steel Toed Boots in Modern Gene Pool Management".

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-31-2002 02:28:04 PM

Caption: Truth, justice, and the Todd McFarlane way...

Caption: I get such good reception with these that I can pick up the Japanese porn channels.

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"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 02:38:50 PM

peeekachu...wait wait I can do it better...PeeEekachooo...no seriously let me try again...no, no next...I want another shot!

---or---

Where do you think you are gonna put that thermometer?

WHAT IS (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)!!!!

---or---

NO!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY GREY POUPON!!!

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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 02:47:29 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Caanis Lupus said this:
WHAT IS (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)!!!!

(a-b)(a+b)^2?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 02:48:59 PM

See? Im Sure Dry.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 02:56:22 PM

My goal is the total domination of all men...but damn what am I gonna do after lunch...

---or---

Of course this is my natural hair color...

The guy at the drugstore said this is better than Head and Shoulders for my itchy flakey scalp...honest Mom.

---or---

What lizard?

Call 1-800-BAD-GUYS for information leading to the arrest...

---or---

I so could have been on Sliders... John Rhys-Davies that hack.

And at my seminar "You too can be a suck up to the boss" I will teach you the fundemantals of kissing ass and proper backstabbing to further your own career...

---or---

Where else can I surf porn for 8 hours a day AND get paid?

[ 07-31-2002: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

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Razor
posted 07-31-2002 03:13:36 PM

I hope the bucket head doesn't see me now...

[ 07-31-2002: Message edited by: Razor ]

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 03:22:08 PM

What girl? you want to use my ears for what?!?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-31-2002 03:32:45 PM

Does this robe make my butt look fat?

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Razor
posted 07-31-2002 03:38:00 PM

Now what, since thats done

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 03:41:01 PM

WTFY?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Razor
posted 07-31-2002 03:42:07 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Daemon_Reaper:

WTFY?

that's not right

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Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 03:44:40 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Razor said:
that's not right

why not? you have the WTFY? cat...

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 03:49:22 PM

Soon the soft skins will pass by and then I shall steal all their cupcakes...

THATS IT! That pigeon is so dead...

HEY! You dropped that dollar?

Mean while at the marshmellow factory...

And then the midgit came in with the water hose...I cracked...

Sure I will mow your lawn...for a chance to peek at your daughter dressing in her room...

Having tired of dropping subtle hints that she did not like the current brand of kitty litter being used in her litter box...Fluffy vaporized her adopted family.

I am here to from the Happy Care Babbysitting Service...

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Steven Steve
posted 07-31-2002 03:51:28 PM
The best one that goes with most of the sigpics is

Son of a BITCH

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 03:52:56 PM

That is the last time I drink out of Keith Richards toliet.

REDNECKSSSSSS IN SPACEEEEEEEE!

Please help us save the endangered Finger Monkey with your generous donation.

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Razor
posted 07-31-2002 03:55:18 PM

*police radio* APB on a car w/ the licence plate Tengo Charlie Howard Alpha seen going souh on the 15 w/ a carload of chocolate...

correct me if I wrong

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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 03:55:50 PM

black bart says 'draw'

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2002 04:01:50 PM

D...flaming everyone...too well...can't stop him!


Someone went a bit overboard with photoshop :-(

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Caanis Lupus
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posted 07-31-2002 04:06:19 PM

Now that I have secretly switch all the Starbucks coffee with Folgers Crystals we shall see if they can really tell regular coffee from instant...

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-31-2002 04:12:36 PM

... why does my thumb smell like cat food...

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Caanis Lupus
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posted 07-31-2002 05:12:16 PM

Yes Master, I have placed the subliminal messages in the newest NSYNC video like you asked...

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 07-31-2002 05:15:52 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper had this to say about Punky Brewster:
why not? you have the WTFY? cat...


This one?

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 05:17:26 PM

This public announcement brought to you by *PETA.
*PETA does not recognize Leeezard as an animal...

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 05:18:05 PM

This is your cat on drugs...any questions...

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Ryuujin
posted 07-31-2002 05:44:20 PM
rolls on the floor laughing at Caanis

Oh bud, your hilarious.

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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 07-31-2002 06:49:54 PM

Caption: *sigh* That's the last time I use my Icing Sugar tin for target practice.
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Pancake
posted 08-01-2002 04:29:05 AM

Hey?! What the?? ok, who drew on me with the blue marker when i was asleep

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-01-2002 04:56:13 AM

Caption: Ooh... getting shot in the dick is a... surprisingly interesting feeling...


Caption: I was aiming for a (_|_), but I slipped and my hair soaked up all the dye instead.


Caption: You wouldn't know it, but I am VERY religious.


Caption: Gack... honest, I can... urk... breathe in this, no sweat.


Caption: Let me brush your teeeeeeeeeeth...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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