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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:44:19 AM

Caption: Uh oh...I knew that was too much Exlaxx(sp)


Caption: Black skin, black clothes, black blades...*rubs hand through hair* I feel I'm forgetting something though.

Feed my hungry soul.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-31-2002 02:03:37 AM
quote:
Verily, Drysart doth proclaim:

Billy never failed his listen rolls.

And I laugh...

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-31-2002 02:08:43 AM

I have more. Seriously, I even have Prince Albert in the shorts!

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 02:30:04 AM

Caption:What? Me an alien kitty?...uhhh....whacha talkin 'bout willis?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 07-31-2002 02:31:50 AM
this thread is good.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-31-2002 02:32:50 AM

Taday on Crocadile huntah, we go insuhrch or something REAALY BIG!

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 02:41:19 AM

i SWEAR doc, i did not drink the radioactive waste! Why dont you trust me?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-31-2002 02:44:15 AM

"Did you hear those sirens?"
*reloads cannon* "What sirens?"

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Ryuujin
posted 07-31-2002 03:03:28 AM

Bilbo, I swear I will take that ring and shove it up your nose if you insult my hair one more time.

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Ryuujin
posted 07-31-2002 03:05:20 AM

I've heard sitting too close to the monitor is bad for the eyes, but I've been a foot from the monitor for 3 years and I ain't felt a thing!

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-31-2002 03:07:27 AM

D'ya think 40 piercings is enough, or should I try to fit another couple of earrings in?

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 03:10:32 AM

Caption: DAMN IT!! Fine, i'll save your hairy little monkeh asses one more time, but you better get me some blue butts with that damn ring this time!!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-31-2002 03:15:53 AM

Caption: They're NOT PIERCINGS, DAMN IT! I was ATTACKED by PYGMIES!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Taylen
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 03:24:59 AM

Thats supposed to be choking the chicken, not choking the.....ACK!!!!!

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"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 03:34:12 AM

hmmmmm, Drysart is getting desprate, this is the third request this week for me to send him my nude pics.

please dont hurt me

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-31-2002 08:35:04 AM
Drysart and Bajah win!
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 09:21:07 AM

Honey, the cat seems to have caught a slight case of radiation.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-31-2002 09:28:17 AM

Caption: "Aha! I see the cat has been laying on top of the microwave again."

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 07-31-2002 09:38:38 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:

Caption: "Look! there are little dunes in my litterbox!"


LOL!!




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-31-2002 11:48:46 AM
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH!

this is friggin awesome, Someone sticky this thread!

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-31-2002 11:58:54 AM

Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshoppah!
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-31-2002 12:24:13 PM

Sighs and stares into a mirror thinking:
Just another dull day... damn my eyes are huge. I wonder if my mother was Sailor Moon... Hmmm... Kinky, kinky it is.

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UBT
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:00:22 PM

"When animals attack ...... part 15 "

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Malbi
posted 07-31-2002 01:05:20 PM

Caption:I feel like an Idaho Potato
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2002 01:09:40 PM

DAMMIT, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DO NOT WANT A F#@$ING VACUUM CLEANER!

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-31-2002 01:11:04 PM
this is funny because I know someone that used to be a door to doo vacuum salesman.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2002 01:11:39 PM

Sun...in...eyes..dang it!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:12:44 PM

Sorry, I don't want to read your stupid " Book of Mormon " but could you help me for a few minutes ? We need a virgin for our sacrifice.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2002 01:13:38 PM

So obviously compensating.

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 01:13:50 PM
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Azakias wrote this stupid crap:
IS NOT!

That is from FMJ! FMJ!

(For you non-military classic lovers, thats Full Metal Jacket.)

Actually the line is from SP...the actual line in FMJ was more along the lines of $15 anything you want. $15 to buku. $10 both of us. Me love you to much, me so horny. Me suki suki...

Whatever happen to Matthew Modine?

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 07-31-2002 01:14:09 PM
*wild applause for this thread*
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2002 01:15:31 PM

GOTH Pez dispensers.

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UBT
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:15:42 PM

Dammit, no one's around and I'm out of toilet paper ! What should I do now ? Must...think..of ...something...

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-31-2002 01:16:40 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Drysart:


I'm going on the road with my Elvis impression.

thank you, thank you very much...this song is for my momma...

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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:16:54 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Cuba:

GOTH Pez dispensers.

"Bwahahahahah"

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-31-2002 01:17:05 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about the Spice Girls:

So obviously compensating.

.. Ow..

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2002 01:17:36 PM

Shoot, I have this strange, mysterious mark. I guess I'd better go save the world from ancient evil and fall in love with some stupid sword-swinging dude...

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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:18:14 PM

I really don't, but my boss is paying me to say it.

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Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 01:22:09 PM

Verant began getting nasty letters from every Necro in the game after introducing the new and improved Cat grin staff as the new Epic.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2002 01:22:29 PM

You shall feel the wrath of the Horde, Denny's!

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