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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 03:01:27 PM
quote:
Lashanna wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
It never complains, it never gets drunk, it doesn't grab it's groin in public, it doesn't cheat on me, it understands me perfectly.... Why do we need men again?

They dont mow the lawn.


DAMNIT THIS THING IS HOOOT!!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-30-2002 03:09:05 PM
quote:
How.... Lashanna.... uughhhhhh:
It never complains, it never gets drunk, it doesn't grab it's groin in public, it doesn't cheat on me, it understands me perfectly.... Why do we need men again?

It would never say it was to busy to spend any time with him or get drunk and hit him. And it would die to pro-.. Sorry. :\

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Malbi
posted 07-30-2002 03:10:23 PM

Caption:Your soul is mine!!!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-30-2002 03:15:07 PM

"MAKE THAT KID SHUT UP RIGHT NOW."

Alternately...

".. what? I told you I played violent video games. Didja not really think I would snap at any moment? *BAM*"

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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 03:16:26 PM
*Cough*
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 07-30-2002 03:17:30 PM


Caption: I wasn't always into the heavy-metal idea, ya know? I found out earlier in my years that baby pink and blue suit me well... wanna see? *grins*

I tried...

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-30-2002 03:19:36 PM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*Cough*

I don't even read PA. Have you not heard that joke made before?

I fear for your soul.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-30-2002 03:21:00 PM

Caption: You talkin' to me? I said, you talkin' to me, cause it looks like ya were talkin' to me...oh you find that amusing do you. I make you laugh, 'Ha Ha'. Shaaddup! <bonk>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 03:21:22 PM
quote:
Kloie was listening to Cher while typing:
I don't even read PA. Have you not heard that joke made before?

I fear for your soul.

Yeah, I have, I was pointing out how much that reminded me of that strip.

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Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 03:22:17 PM

Caption: LIES AND TRICKERY!!
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 03:23:03 PM

I dont know if these are my fingers, or thumbs.

Edit: Ubb pwned me.

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Steven Steve
posted 07-30-2002 03:23:28 PM

My anus is bleeding!

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-30-2002 03:24:23 PM

I see myself on this thread too much!
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Mightion Defensor
posted 07-30-2002 03:27:05 PM

"Damn, I hate having to vacuum the drapes...."

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 07-30-2002 03:28:16 PM

Caption: I ASKED FOR A BIGMAC AND A COKE!!! is that too hard for you to understand???!!!

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Malbi
posted 07-30-2002 03:31:08 PM

Caption:Ahh A Spider! I hate Spiders!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-30-2002 03:33:08 PM

"Oh, heh.. It wasn't funny? Well, that's funny.. Where do you live?"
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-30-2002 03:33:09 PM

I said... Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-30-2002 03:33:58 PM
quote:
Bajah thought about the meaning of life:
[xIMG]http://forums.evercrest.com/uimg/cgi/show.mp?00001437-1027517756.PNG[/IMG]
I said... Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?

Bajah wins the thread!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 03:35:16 PM

I see my research into microwave popcorn has lead me to confirm that the instructions printed on this package are indeed correct.

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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-30-2002 03:39:40 PM

Oh dear, here come the gospels again!

If you scritch me in that place ONE more time, I will make you feel extreme pain.

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

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Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 03:40:39 PM
quote:
Sutiiben Hantu had this to say about Captain Planet:

My anus is bleeding!



Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say, bitch.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 03:41:59 PM

Go away kid...can't you see I am trying to work out this wedgie...

After you kill my husband I will have the other half of your payment wired to your account...

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 07-30-2002 03:43:12 PM
[QB][QB]

Caption:
A newspaper headline: Newest Harvard graduate is inducted into the monkey-pimp hall of fame.

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Mikey's Gal Pal ]

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 03:51:09 PM

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! So this is why they told me not to light my farts!

What did you say was in the sandwich?

Damn! Those are flying pigs...

No problems with my new apartment in Nevada...why you ask?

I wonder if anyone will notice that I have no pants on...

I am so switching back to Head and Shoulders...

The first one to make a move for the duct tape gets bit...

Yes...I got the last Ben and Jerry's and I am not sharing...

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-30-2002 04:13:55 PM
While I am not witty enough for one liners, I must say, the Mightion caption about the smithing....funny.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-30-2002 05:14:51 PM
blarg.
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 05:16:22 PM

I so owned Mulder.

LEGGO MY EGGO PUNK!

But officer, are you sure I was driving that fast?

Hora...sojuboy...me so horny. Me love you long time...Suki suki! Five dolla!(Cartman from SP)

Yes, I need 15,000 happy meals to go and an order of onion rings.

Anime Law of Physics #19023: No matter how long your hair is it will not effect your ability to swing an energy saber.

1028 miles later and NOW you tell me you forgot to lock the front door!

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

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Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 05:34:05 PM
quote:
Caanis Lupus wrote this stupid crap:

Anime Law of Physics #19023: No matter how long your hair is it will not effect your ability to swing an energy saber.

Nor does it matter if you're even human to have possibly grown said hair.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-30-2002 05:54:15 PM

Stupid hangnail.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 07:36:17 PM

Oh! That is where I left my gum...

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 07-30-2002 08:10:50 PM

Caption: Must... not... break...the seal...!


Caption:"OoOoOoOoO!! Say it again!!" (Mufasa) "OoOoOoOo "

Caption: OMG! I've been playing video games so long, my hands are stuck like this!

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Jajahotep ]

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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-30-2002 08:58:38 PM
quote:
Caanis Lupus had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
[QB]Hora...sojuboy...me so horny. Me love you long time...Suki suki! Five dolla!(Cartman from SP)

IS NOT!

That is from FMJ! FMJ!

(For you non-military classic lovers, thats Full Metal Jacket.)

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-30-2002 09:54:46 PM

Caption: Don't mind me, ladies, I'm just here to clean the floor of the locker room. Hahaha, that's right, I'm the janitor.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 11:00:31 PM

Caption: "Hmm...my chin looks like miniature human butt...I wonder if anyone else notices.."

Caption: Hey where's Ozius? I got my Snape costume on. We can do Harry Potter scenes now!

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Caption: I'm not touuuuuuuuuuuching yooooooooooooou!

Caption: Fifteen different 80's big hair bands gave their lives for my head of hair. And no I don't know how my clothes stay on either.

Caption: MAN! No-one's driver's license pictures come out looking right!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-30-2002 11:07:32 PM

Caption: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! This toilet seat is like ice!
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-30-2002 11:08:15 PM
Oh God Caanis...

*dies laughing*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 11:49:04 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade impressed everyone with:

Caption: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! This toilet seat is like ice!

ROFLMAO!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 07-31-2002 12:52:56 AM

Everybody now! Y... M.. C... A!


Goddamnit! Shit again! I just cleaned these shoes!


As a furry, it's infinitely more important to use proper dandruff shampoo.


MOOOOOOOLLLLLLE!


Billy never failed his listen rolls.


Lunch money, NOW!


That should be in category 481.43... don't you know the dewey decimal system?


I'm going on the road with my Elvis impression.

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Ryuujin
posted 07-31-2002 01:07:57 AM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Cuba:
IS NOT!

That is from FMJ! FMJ!

(For you non-military classic lovers, thats Full Metal Jacket.)

I was going to correct him, but I was too busy busting a gut.

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