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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-30-2002 04:26:03 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ryuujin the Leezard!
Caption: Hi, I'm your generic teenage movie Pretty/Ugly Girl...

TC is 28...

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Ryuujin
posted 07-30-2002 04:33:04 AM
She looks like jailbait.
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 07-30-2002 04:51:47 AM

Well, yes, I do keep my umbrella in my cleavage when I don't use it. It fits neatly in there with my purse.

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 05:22:35 AM

Caption: "Vas ees thees think 'smile' hmm? I am not understandink thees think. I never see smile. I know not vhat smile is."

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Ryuujin
posted 07-30-2002 05:32:50 AM

Caption: In an effort to hold control of the western-influenced youth, the failing Soviet Union used popular American icons, with a few changes.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 05:35:58 AM

Caption: "Look! there are little dunes in my litterbox!"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 07:52:38 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:

Caption: "Heyyyyyyyyy Macarena!"

(laughs her ass off)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-30-2002 08:36:31 AM

caption: I AM the fifth elemnt.

uh..just dressed. with black hair. and .. er .. nevermind.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-30-2002 08:43:57 AM
sigpictest. ignore me.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-30-2002 09:19:40 AM

It's summer, why would I wear heavy clothing? If it bothers anybody, I'll just comb my hair forward.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-30-2002 10:28:44 AM

"I'm a slut!"

Too easy.

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Lashanna
noob
posted 07-30-2002 10:39:17 AM
quote:
Empress Eisuye thought about the meaning of life:

Caption: It has ten speeds, seven different settings, I can fit it all in, and when I dropped it when it was on it jackhammered the floor!

I'm so evil.

Nice one,

It never complains, it never gets drunk, it doesn't grab it's groin in public, it doesn't cheat on me, it understands me perfectly.... Why do we need men again?

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-30-2002 10:40:15 AM
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-30-2002 11:07:58 AM

I am the great and powerful Oz!
Pay no attention to the little man standing behind the curtain.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 07-30-2002 11:35:25 AM

Darn it, brought a classy girl to this nice restaurant, and wouldn't ya know it, I forget to wear a tie.

Great, another one hwo's gonna put in the bounce code. No wonder my chiropractor drives a Lexus.

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-30-2002 11:37:35 AM
someone make me one.

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-30-2002 11:56:55 AM

I love petting zoos, but don't you just hate getting someone's fingernail stuck between your teeth?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-30-2002 12:00:12 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about Pirotess:

I am the great and powerful Oz!
Pay no attention to the little man standing behind the curtain.


Your a dead man.

Cthulhu

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-30-2002 12:09:20 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
someone make me one.

For the last time, I am NOT the girl from Shamanic Princess!

or

Do I have something on my face?

(Sorry I can't do better, but it's not a very funny sigpic. Not to mention, it's kinda a sad character.)

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 12:21:24 PM

Damnit! Help me find my contact...

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 12:24:34 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon was naked while typing this:

I love petting zoos, but don't you just hate getting someone's fingernail stuck between your teeth?

that is the funny

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-30-2002 12:27:58 PM
quote:
Caanis Lupus's account was hax0red to write:

Damnit! Help me find my contact...

Heh.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Malbi
posted 07-30-2002 12:32:20 PM

Caption: No Mort I wont go out with you
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Malbi
posted 07-30-2002 12:37:00 PM

Caption: AFLAC!!!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 12:53:38 PM

I must know one thing before I smite you...who smithed your armor?

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-30-2002 01:01:21 PM

Alleria did it... Dammit... She's good.


( )

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-30-2002 01:28:29 PM

Caption: I don't know what the hell it smells like, but it sure ain't teen spirit.

Caption: Ohhhhhh maaaaaannnnn.....I knew I shouldn't have eaten at Taco Bell...where's the Lysol?

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 01:29:36 PM

Didn't you hear me the first time...take me off your fucking call list!

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 01:30:51 PM

Is that the ice cream man I hear?

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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 02:05:14 PM

WHEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEE IIIIIIISSSSSSSSS MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!!

I SWEAR I SET IT DOWN RIGHT HERE! Or was it over there...

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-30-2002 02:21:38 PM

Caption: Damn jigsaw puzzles! They're always missing the ONE piece that I need!
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Steven Steve
posted 07-30-2002 02:24:24 PM

Where are you going, Jedi?

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 02:25:42 PM
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okay, seriously guys, who farted.
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Steven Steve
posted 07-30-2002 02:29:12 PM
Probably one of the mutants, or Dr. Shabb
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-30-2002 02:36:15 PM

C'mon, let's Jazzersize!

My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-30-2002 02:41:27 PM

Duel piston action, oh man... that recoil...Mmmmm

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Malbi
posted 07-30-2002 02:42:41 PM

caption:Stealth mode activated...

Caption:makes ya wanna move to Texas. huh? meowwwwwwwww
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-30-2002 02:46:22 PM

Duuuude!.. What's mine say? Sweeet!... What's mine say? DUUUUDE!...

My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-30-2002 02:56:21 PM
quote:
Cthulhu wrote this stupid crap:

Your a dead man.

Cthulhu

I thought he was the dead man
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-30-2002 02:59:22 PM
I can't make the funnee...
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