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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 01:46:54 AM

Caption: Nngh... errg... can you do me a favor and scratch me behind the ears? Last time I did I lost two fingers.


I just spent
my last cent
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Ryuujin
posted 07-30-2002 01:47:19 AM

Caption: "Lyinar, honey, do I have something stuck in my teeth?"

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 01:49:23 AM

Caption: If I stand like this on top of the TV, we get the porn channels!


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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-30-2002 01:50:28 AM

Caption: <Southern Bell Accent> Well I've always depended on the kindness of slack-jawed, drooling, oogling men. Te-hee. ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 01:51:44 AM
quote:
Empress Eisuye Model 2000 was programmed to say:

Caption: If I stand like this on top of the TV, we get the porn channels!

*snoots soda out his nostrils* ROFLMAO!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 01:51:53 AM

caption: Yes, my goatee is a registered lethal piercing weapon and my eyes are blood red, and I'm about to flip the fuck out on you and STABSTABSTABSTABSTABBITYSTABSTAB you to death. So what?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 01:51:57 AM

Caption: Good eve, gentle sirs, might I enquire about the state of affairs in-SHLUCK! *slips and falls, knife embedding right between the eyes* wsaaup yuo guysd things goind wlel/


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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-30-2002 01:53:05 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Empress Eisuye wrote:

Caption: If I stand like this on top of the TV, we get the porn channels!


Actually, you caught me just as I lost the reception. My penis had its hopes crushed.

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Ryuujin
posted 07-30-2002 01:54:50 AM
Rofl Kat.

Caption: "Should I bake 10 more sheets of cookies or brutally beat Mortious and spray him down with Lysol? Decisions, decisions..."

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 01:57:29 AM

Caption: I went to the airport and the guy at the metal detector saw me coming and cried.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-30-2002 01:59:17 AM

Caption: Honest officer! I wasn't stalking Fippy... I'm innocent, see my halo? I was just trying to return this pile of secret pictures to him...um..Look over there, phat lewt dropped! <Zooooom away!>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 01:59:31 AM

Caption: *various muffled Kenny noises roughly translated to "This mask... no airholes... can't BREATHE..."*


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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-30-2002 02:01:08 AM
If nobody else is going to, then I will. :>

Caption: Damn I'm sexy. Now, Do you wanna see the other Banstick?

EDIT: Please don't ban me.

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Mooj ]

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 02:03:57 AM

Caption: Need fur shampoo with dandruff control...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 02:04:06 AM

Caption: One reason why dragons hate Indian food. The second reason is that, in an hour, he's going to be praying that the fire wasn't coming out the other end.


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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-30-2002 02:04:12 AM

Hello, I am Guybrush Threepwood's evil twin.

I have been thinking that ever since the first time I SAW that pic...

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 02:05:52 AM

Caption: I am NOT overcompensating for something! It's huge! I swear! SHUT UP! No, YOU shut up! I'M TELLING MOM!


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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-30-2002 02:06:32 AM

Have I ever seen a Delidgawhat?

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 02:09:06 AM

Caption: "Elf, damn it! ELF! *NOT* A VULCAN! IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER I...hey blue butt!"

Caption: "No I'm not compensating for something...uhm...why do you ask?"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 02:09:18 AM

Caption: MY OPTOMETRIST AND DENTIST WILL BOTH FALL TO THE HORDE!


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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-30-2002 02:11:22 AM

Yes, every porn lord eventually looks like this. Wonder why?
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-30-2002 02:12:12 AM

You're telling me they DON'T sell Nukes at Radio Shack?
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-30-2002 02:12:17 AM

Caption: Sitting... on.. a... FLUTE!!!


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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 02:12:17 AM
quote:
Empress Eisuye had this to say about Duck Tales:

Caption: MY OPTOMETRIST AND DENTIST WILL BOTH FALL TO THE HORDE!

Hehe.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-30-2002 02:12:45 AM

Caption: <Video Dating Service File #68> Zug Zug to all the pretty ladies! I am Warchief to the Yapping Dog clan, and enjoy long bloody battles against the pitiful creatures you call humans. Turn ons are hairy, green legs, a smile to kill for (Hey..I'd kill even if ya didn't smile.), and subjugating all who stand before the might of the HORDE! Dabu! RAWR! <screams are heard in the background behind the camera as the orc pulls out a large axe and proceeds to introduce the camera to it!>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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nem-x
posted 07-30-2002 02:15:04 AM
quote:
Azakias stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Hello, I am Guybrush Threepwood's evil twin.

I have been thinking that ever since the first time I SAW that pic...

Guybrush Threepwood rocks. Are they making a MI:5?

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-30-2002 02:20:43 AM
I hope so...

Remember in MI4, where they would say "That cant happen! I'm signed up for a 5 game contract!" much like they did in the others?

MI has an almost cultish following. Lucas would be daft not to follow up on that.

On a side note, I hope they get Dominic Armato back again for Guybrush's voice acter.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-30-2002 02:22:18 AM
Not sure about another MI, but did ya hear LucasArts is redoing Full Throttle in 3d, like with MI5?
Cookie Goddess Supreme
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"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-30-2002 02:23:52 AM
Ugh, I didnt like the interface of MI4 at ALL... I think MI1 and MI3 were the best ones. I hate not being able to use my beloved mouse.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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nem-x
posted 07-30-2002 02:25:31 AM
Murray the talking skull should get a bigger role!
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-30-2002 02:27:47 AM
Monkey Island is great

I'm going to introduce Deth to 4 when he gets up here


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 02:31:46 AM

Caption: "Horde come with many steering options. You take ZugZug by horns, control horde. Sex also work."

Caption: "Would you like to buy a car?"

Caption: "NO! FOR THE LAST TIME I'M *NOT* ZA'YTH, and I'm NOT MOOJ! STOP ASKING ME!"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 02:36:23 AM

Caption: "How can I afford all this, you might ask? My suit? Free from John Travolta's old wardrobe. This wine? Rotten grapefruit juice. The dame? Working for a pittance because she used to be a man. Indeed."

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-30-2002 02:50:04 AM

Caption: "Heyyyyyyyyy Macarena!"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-30-2002 03:03:29 AM
Caption: Should I tell the other X-Men about the hidden X-2 cameras I installed? Nah...I think I'll watch Storm in the shower for a bit longer.

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-30-2002 03:19:11 AM
No one has taken a cheapsot at RPC or my "classic" pic?

I'm almost insulted. Almost.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-30-2002 03:30:58 AM

Caption: Ok, kid. If that ball comes in my yard ONE MORE TIME.....
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-30-2002 03:32:13 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Captain Planet:
No one has taken a cheapsot at RPC or my "classic" pic?

I'm almost insulted. Almost.


Caption: WTF? This is all Ernest Borgnine...

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-30-2002 04:11:44 AM

SOMEBODY BUY ME A CHEESE BURGER! I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 3 WEEKS!

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Ryuujin
posted 07-30-2002 04:15:29 AM

Caption: Hi, I'm your generic teenage movie Pretty/Ugly Girl...

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