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Vorbis of Pie had this to say about dark elf butts:
We start with the original triangle, now denoted ABC, and need only one additional construct - the altitude AD. The triangles ABC, BDA and ADC are similar which leads to two ratios:

AB/BC=BD/AB and AC/BC=DC/AC.
Written another way these become
AB·AB=BD·BC and AC·AC=DC·BC
Summing up we get
AB·AB+AC·AC=BD·BC+DC·BC=(BD+DC)·BC=BC·BC.

Pythagorean Theorem > You!

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... that didn't prove anything.

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A sleep deprived Blind Swordsman stammered:

We haven't been going out long enough to make this kind of intamacy a thing you take for granted. I'm NOT going to insult her by telling her that her blow jobs suck (OMG PUN) and that i she should work on it because i don't want to make her feel that I'm only interested in her for her sexual talents.

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This is where you say that you aren't intimate...

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Bajah said this about your mom:
I wasn't always dating her In fact, when I started on EC, I had a different girlfriend and I never posted about any of her talents or lack thereof

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So your saying you-know-who has got skillz?

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Blind Swordsman painfully thought these words up:

... that didn't prove anything.

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Silence mortal! Bow down to my inferior copy&paste skills!

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Vorbis of Pie said:
We start with the original triangle, now denoted ABC, and need only one additional construct - the altitude AD. The triangles ABC, BDA and ADC are similar which leads to two ratios:

AB/BC=BD/AB and AC/BC=DC/AC.
Written another way these become
AB·AB=BD·BC and AC·AC=DC·BC
Summing up we get
AB·AB+AC·AC=BD·BC+DC·BC=(BD+DC)·BC=BC·BC.

Pythagorean Theorem > You!

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I'm too lazy to read through that, but I can tell you for sure that if a^2+b^2=c^2, a + b != c unless a, b, and c are all 0. The sqrt of(a^2+b^2) simplified is just that; sqrt(a^2+b^2).

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Waisztarroz said:
I'm too lazy to read through that, but I can tell you for sure that if a^2+b^2=c^2, a + b != c unless a, b, and c are all 0. The sqrt of(a^2+b^2) simplified is just that; sqrt(a^2+b^2).

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It was ment as humour, nerd.

*proceeds to give Waiszt a wedgie and shove him in a locker*

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Vorbis of Pie wrote this stupid crap:

It was ment as humour, nerd.

*proceeds to give Waiszt a wedgie and shove him in a locker*

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I thought it was humor after the first time you stated it, but the second time you posted the math stuff trying to back yourself up, I thought you were serious.

You can't blame me. Math is my best subject.

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Waisztarroz's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I thought it was humor after the first time you stated it, but the second time you posted the math stuff trying to back yourself up, I thought you were serious.

You can't blame me. Math is my best subject.

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It flopped like a dead fish in an attempt to show how it was supposed to be funny.

My math skills go through a quick process of atrophy after school ends, otherwise I would have remembered that sqrt(a^2+b^2) is sqrt(a^2+b^2)

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The Nae (tm) wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
This is where you say that you aren't intimate...

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no that's where i say i can't tell her to learn how to pleasure me orally because i don't want to seem like i'm taking the act for granted.

TCHA

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A sleep deprived The Nae (tm) stammered:
My last word..

TCHA

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Nae wins.

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How.... The Nae (tm).... uughhhhhh:
My last word..

TCHA

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My last word..

antidisestablishmentarianism

haha mine's bigger than yours.

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Blind Swordsman had this to say about Robocop:
My last word..

antidisestablishmentarianism

haha mine's bigger than yours.

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you must have a real small package cause you always wanna show you have something bigger than everyone else.

damn you small pekker people.

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Fennar said:
So your saying you-know-who has got skillz?

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DIE

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Iron Chef Cadga attempted to be funny by writing:
you must have a real small package cause you always wanna show you have something bigger than everyone else.

damn you small pekker people.

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Nah, It's a good size. several people have seen it, you can ask them.

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High Priestess Suchii had this to say about Cuba:
DIE

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We love you Suchii.

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High Priestess Suchii had this to say about Pirotess:
DIE

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I see.......

I have a "how to" link if you are intrested....

I give myself 12 seconds till death.

Any more stupid comments?

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High Priestess Suchii obviously shouldn't have said:
*staples Fennar to the wall by his 'scrotes*

Any more stupid comments?

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Kegwen 2.0 wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
We love you Suchii.

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Sutiiben Hantu's account was hax0red to write:
Blindy's dick is huge dude, I've seen it many a time

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Suchii wins for humor for the pic.

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Check out the big brain on High Priestess Suchii!

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYELID

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Sutiiben Hantu had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYELID

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Raise one eyebrow and lower the other... er, if you can. Not sure how skilled you are in facial manipulation. If you can't figure it out from there, I pity you.

I'm a hair shy of the second biggest one.

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Blind Swordsman was naked while typing this:
I'm a hair shy of the second biggest one.

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Cripes, Suddar wasn't kidding :/ I can hurt people

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Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Cripes, Suddar wasn't kidding :/ I can hurt people

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yeah but my penis goes 2,495,967,000 times a second.

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Mr. Wilams spewed forth this undeniable truth:
JESUS CHIRST I'M OFF THE CHART! MY GIANT WANG IS HANGING OFF OF THE EDGE OF THE PAPER!

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Nono. Turn the paper around, THEN put yourself up against the dotted line.

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Blind Swordsman stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
We haven't been going out long enough to make this kind of intamacy a thing you take for granted. I'm NOT going to insult her by telling her that her blow jobs suck (OMG PUN) and that i she should work on it because i don't want to make her feel that I'm only interested in her for her sexual talents.

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I think perhaps one should consider the possibility that intimacy should never be taken for granted. One also might consider that if one's relationship at such a tender age that discussing intimacy would give the impression that carnal pleasure is the sole motivation for spending the evening with her.. then perhaps that is the sole motivation.

Besides, I'm quite baffled at the thought of a blow job so hideous that you would feel the need to rant about it here. I mean I've had great sex and I've had "ok" sex. But even bad sex is still on the high end of good.

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This insanity brought to you by Terena Azal:
You typically don't see the EYELID bend like that. Well, not from my experience.

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Won many awards for art, have you? Teach a college level course on pencil drawing, perhaps?

First off that's Suchii's style of drawing. Other people can figure out the expression. Why can't you?

Secondly, close one eye tight. There's a space between your eyebrow and the closed line where your lids meet. Now open that eye halfway, and raise the other brow high as you can. Now go look in the mirror. the contour of your eyeline changes, yes? In anime, facial expression is all about exaggeration. Suchii does that. And if you'd seen her other stuff you'd know she's a damn good artist.

So why are you giving her grief?