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Topic: I wish I was gay
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 08:47:37 PM
I agree...

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-18-2002 08:49:56 PM
Can I get a classy whore? Like the one in Moulin Rouge?
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 08:56:08 PM
yep..this is Vegas baby..home of the classy whore.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-18-2002 08:59:33 PM
quote:
Verily, Pesco doth proclaim:
I dont know why I'm responding to this thread, but I am.

I'm just going on a hunch here, but I'd imagine that since a guy cant suck himself off without some fucked up operation or years of yoga class or something, I dont think a gay guy would be any better then a women. Just a hunch since you know, everyone is different.

And also...

Dont be greedy


*smirks* speaking from experience, guys are MUCH much better. they know what guys like done. =)

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-18-2002 09:00:00 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) said this about your mom:
yep..this is Vegas baby..home of the classy whore.

sence when has snoota been classy?

Veni, vidi, vici
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:01:16 PM
he tries! be nice!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-18-2002 09:01:23 PM
I want a pretty and classy whore. I don't really care if she's smart or not.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:02:19 PM
Pahrump is where you find one.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-18-2002 09:02:56 PM
Can you find one for me? I don't know what to look for.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:03:41 PM
You gotta come here.. duh!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-18-2002 09:05:50 PM
That sucks...how am I going to find the time?
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:06:36 PM
By looking at your watch, silly!
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-18-2002 09:08:18 PM
quote:
La Sudadera got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You could always turn gay.

We'll treat ya well.

[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen 2.0 ]

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-18-2002 09:10:12 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and The Nae (tm) was all like:
If you two aren't adult enough to communicate about sex, you shouldn't be doing anything at all. Sex is about learning about each other and sharing what feels good. If she "sucks" at sucking.. it's your responsibility to show her what you like. It's her responsibility to tell you that you suck ass at kissing too.

Number one, if you have to be able to communicate all your wants and desires to be adult enough to have sex, then why do so many women fake their orgasms?

Number two, i'm a damn good kisser.

Number three, i take personal offense to being thought of as juvinile.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:13:35 PM
I take offense to you acting like you deserve better than you are willing to give. If you can't lovingly discuss sex with her, you have no business having it. Your whole first post is an insult to her. I am insulted in her place.

k?

good.

Now grow up and learn to discuss things with her in a way that makes you both grow.


oh yeah... I didn't mean to say you are a bad kisser per se.. I just mean that you might have things you aren't so good at too and it is her responsibility to tell you her needs. As far as women faking it? I don't do that so I don't know. I am not afraid of telling my man what to do to please me. If it is your experience that women fake it with you, maybe you should start asking them what they like.

[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: The Nae (tm) ]

Steven Steve
posted 06-18-2002 09:18:28 PM
Finger lickin' good?

Oh yeah, and Nae, that Josh sig keeps throwing me off. Every time I see it I think you're Josh! oewiuthoweith

[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Sutiiben Hantu ]

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-18-2002 09:18:51 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Now grow up

DIE

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-18-2002 09:20:12 PM
And thus the Blind Swordsman was banished from the Glorious People's Republic of EverCrest...
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:21:32 PM
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-18-2002 09:21:58 PM
If you want to get technical, my saying that i take personal offence to being thought of as juvinile and her subsequint use of the phrase "now grow up" is technically trolling and grounds for banning.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-18-2002 09:22:27 PM
quote:
Kegwen 2.0 had this to say about Pirotess:
And thus the Blind Swordsman was banished from the Glorious People's Republic of EverCrest...

He was weak, he shall not be missed.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 06-18-2002 09:22:32 PM
Nae2win.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-18-2002 09:23:54 PM
and how!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:25:58 PM
Growing is something that adults do, growing together is important. You refuse to admit that you should learn communication skills with her. That is growing... Why do you take so much offense to that? It's okay for you to post that she is so bad at bj's that you would go gay... but you don't want to help her get better? That makes zero sense to me.

Sex is something that is a learning experience.. each time you have sex you learn new things about each other. At least she is TRYING!

Ryuujin
posted 06-18-2002 09:26:30 PM
quote:
How.... Blind Swordsman.... uughhhhhh:
If you want to get technical, my saying that i take personal offence to being thought of as juvinile and her subsequint use of the phrase "now grow up" is technically trolling and grounds for banning.

Sorry, a + b does not equal c.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 06-18-2002 09:27:46 PM
My god, he fit his whole leg in his mouth!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-18-2002 09:29:59 PM
Actually Nae, he DID say in the first post, however insulting it was, that she won't let him tell her what to do. I'm reading that as she won't take any hints or suggestions at bettering her 'skills.'

I do think a lot of tact needed to be used here and I do think that the very wording of this post is an insult to your girlfriend. As much as I care about EC, I wouldn't come here and post something like "My woman sucks at giving blowjobs and won't take advice on doing it better. I wish I were gay."

Oh hell no.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-18-2002 09:30:23 PM
quote:
Ryuujin the Leezard painfully thought these words up:
Sorry, a + b does not equal c.

Why sure it does!
Since a^2 + b^2 = c^2;
sqrt(a^2 + b^2) = sqrt(c^2)
a + b = c

TADA!~

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:32:09 PM
He said that.. but you and I both know that if you word things the right way you can get anything you want.
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-18-2002 09:32:27 PM
*draws a line in the dirt in front of Zephy, Aury (etc) and me*

*draws another line in the dirt separating the bisexuals from the straights and gays, wherein Suddar and Beta and several others stand*

C'mon boy... cross the line...

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-18-2002 09:32:51 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Captain Planet:
Actually Nae, he DID say in the first post, however insulting it was, that she won't let him tell her what to do. I'm reading that as she won't take any hints or suggestions at bettering her 'skills.'

I do think a lot of tact needed to be used here and I do think that the very wording of this post is an insult to your girlfriend. As much as I care about EC, I wouldn't come here and post something like "My woman sucks at giving blowjobs and won't take advice on doing it better. I wish I were gay."

Oh hell no.


Bajah, your woman is an ECer who's fond of guns and large hammers...OF COURSE you wouldn't post that here!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-18-2002 09:37:54 PM
quote:
Zephyer wrote this stupid crap:
Bajah, your woman is an ECer who's fond of guns and large hammers...OF COURSE you wouldn't post that here!

I wasn't always dating her In fact, when I started on EC, I had a different girlfriend and I never posted about any of her talents or lack thereof

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-18-2002 09:39:42 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Growing is something that adults do, growing together is important. You refuse to admit that you should learn communication skills with her. That is growing... Why do you take so much offense to that? It's okay for you to post that she is so bad at bj's that you would go gay... but you don't want to help her get better? That makes zero sense to me.

Sex is something that is a learning experience.. each time you have sex you learn new things about each other. At least she is TRYING!


"Grow up!" is not the same as "talk with your girl friend about it."
"You're not adult enough to have sex." is not the same as "I'm sure she would understand if you communicate the problem to her and explain what's going on."

We haven't been going out long enough to make this kind of intamacy a thing you take for granted. I'm NOT going to insult her by telling her that her blow jobs suck (OMG PUN) and that i she should work on it because i don't want to make her feel that I'm only interested in her for her sexual talents.

At some point in the future, i'm sure we will discuss the issue, but until them i'd like a little bit of space to vent some frustration. So, I came here and made this thread. If this bugs you, you can stop reading the tread.

I know what you are trying to tell me nae, and I actually agree with you, but the way you are going about saying it is pissing me off. Please stop.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-18-2002 09:40:21 PM
Oh, just give it up and cover it with chocolate syrup. Then you'll both be happy.

Just make sure you use regular syrup, and not Magic Shell. That would be painful, yah?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-18-2002 09:42:09 PM
quote:
Bajah wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I wasn't always dating her In fact, when I started on EC, I had a different girlfriend and I never posted about any of her talents or lack thereof

Hush. you. I was being funny.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-18-2002 09:43:00 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Palador ChibiDragon!
Oh, just give it up and cover it with chocolate syrup. Then you'll both be happy.

Just make sure you use regular syrup, and not Magic Shell. That would be painful, yah?


Actually, I've heard that Magic Shell is rather fun...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-18-2002 09:43:02 PM
quote:
Vorbis of Pie got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Why sure it does!
Since a^2 + b^2 = c^2;
sqrt(a^2 + b^2) = sqrt(c^2)
a + b = c

TADA!~


3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2
however
3 + 4 != 5

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-18-2002 09:44:31 PM
..just call my tone "tough love"

Your original tone rubbed off on me.. you wanted to vent so I responded in the same vein as you started. I still feel that if you are having sex you need to communicate. Sex is intimate, communication is a part of that. If you think that sex isn't intimacy, you really need to sit down and think.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-18-2002 09:47:23 PM
quote:
This one time, at Blind Swordsman camp:
3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2
however
3 + 4 != 5

We start with the original triangle, now denoted ABC, and need only one additional construct - the altitude AD. The triangles ABC, BDA and ADC are similar which leads to two ratios:

AB/BC=BD/AB and AC/BC=DC/AC.
Written another way these become
AB·AB=BD·BC and AC·AC=DC·BC
Summing up we get
AB·AB+AC·AC=BD·BC+DC·BC=(BD+DC)·BC=BC·BC.

Pythagorean Theorem > You!

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-18-2002 09:48:27 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
..just call my tone "tough love"

Your original tone rubbed off on me.. you wanted to vent so I responded in the same vein as you started. I still feel that if you are having sex you need to communicate. Sex is intimate, communication is a part of that. If you think that sex isn't intimacy, you really need to sit down and think.


I never said sex wasn't intimacy, i said my girlfriend doesn't give good head.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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