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Verily, Pesco doth proclaim:
I dont know why I'm responding to this thread, but I am.I'm just going on a hunch here, but I'd imagine that since a guy cant suck himself off without some fucked up operation or years of yoga class or something, I dont think a gay guy would be any better then a women. Just a hunch since you know, everyone is different.
And also...
Dont be greedy
*smirks* speaking from experience, guys are MUCH much better. they know what guys like done. =)
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The Nae (tm) said this about your mom:
yep..this is Vegas baby..home of the classy whore.
sence when has snoota been classy?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and The Nae (tm) was all like:
If you two aren't adult enough to communicate about sex, you shouldn't be doing anything at all. Sex is about learning about each other and sharing what feels good. If she "sucks" at sucking.. it's your responsibility to show her what you like. It's her responsibility to tell you that you suck ass at kissing too.
Number one, if you have to be able to communicate all your wants and desires to be adult enough to have sex, then why do so many women fake their orgasms?
Number two, i'm a damn good kisser.
Number three, i take personal offense to being thought of as juvinile.
k?
good.
Now grow up and learn to discuss things with her in a way that makes you both grow.
[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: The Nae (tm) ]
oh yeah... I didn't mean to say you are a bad kisser per se.. I just mean that you might have things you aren't so good at too and it is her responsibility to tell you her needs. As far as women faking it? I don't do that so I don't know. I am not afraid of telling my man what to do to please me. If it is your experience that women fake it with you, maybe you should start asking them what they like.
Oh yeah, and Nae, that Josh sig keeps throwing me off. Every time I see it I think you're Josh! oewiuthoweith [ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Sutiiben Hantu ]
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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The Nae (tm) stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Now grow up
DIE
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Kegwen 2.0 had this to say about Pirotess:
And thus the Blind Swordsman was banished from the Glorious People's Republic of EverCrest...
He was weak, he shall not be missed.
Sex is something that is a learning experience.. each time you have sex you learn new things about each other. At least she is TRYING!
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How.... Blind Swordsman.... uughhhhhh:
If you want to get technical, my saying that i take personal offence to being thought of as juvinile and her subsequint use of the phrase "now grow up" is technically trolling and grounds for banning.
Sorry, a + b does not equal c.
I do think a lot of tact needed to be used here and I do think that the very wording of this post is an insult to your girlfriend. As much as I care about EC, I wouldn't come here and post something like "My woman sucks at giving blowjobs and won't take advice on doing it better. I wish I were gay."
Oh hell no. 
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Ryuujin the Leezard painfully thought these words up:
Sorry, a + b does not equal c.
Why sure it does!
Since a^2 + b^2 = c^2;
sqrt(a^2 + b^2) = sqrt(c^2)
a + b = c
TADA!~
*draws another line in the dirt separating the bisexuals from the straights and gays, wherein Suddar and Beta and several others stand*
C'mon boy... cross the line... 
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Bajah had this to say about Captain Planet:
Actually Nae, he DID say in the first post, however insulting it was, that she won't let him tell her what to do. I'm reading that as she won't take any hints or suggestions at bettering her 'skills.'I do think a lot of tact needed to be used here and I do think that the very wording of this post is an insult to your girlfriend. As much as I care about EC, I wouldn't come here and post something like "My woman sucks at giving blowjobs and won't take advice on doing it better. I wish I were gay."
Oh hell no.
Bajah, your woman is an ECer who's fond of guns and large hammers...OF COURSE you wouldn't post that here! 
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Zephyer wrote this stupid crap:
Bajah, your woman is an ECer who's fond of guns and large hammers...OF COURSE you wouldn't post that here!
I wasn't always dating her In fact, when I started on EC, I had a different girlfriend and I never posted about any of her talents or lack thereof
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The Nae (tm) stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Growing is something that adults do, growing together is important. You refuse to admit that you should learn communication skills with her. That is growing... Why do you take so much offense to that? It's okay for you to post that she is so bad at bj's that you would go gay... but you don't want to help her get better? That makes zero sense to me.Sex is something that is a learning experience.. each time you have sex you learn new things about each other. At least she is TRYING!
"Grow up!" is not the same as "talk with your girl friend about it."
"You're not adult enough to have sex." is not the same as "I'm sure she would understand if you communicate the problem to her and explain what's going on."
We haven't been going out long enough to make this kind of intamacy a thing you take for granted. I'm NOT going to insult her by telling her that her blow jobs suck (OMG PUN) and that i she should work on it because i don't want to make her feel that I'm only interested in her for her sexual talents.
At some point in the future, i'm sure we will discuss the issue, but until them i'd like a little bit of space to vent some frustration. So, I came here and made this thread. If this bugs you, you can stop reading the tread.
I know what you are trying to tell me nae, and I actually agree with you, but the way you are going about saying it is pissing me off. Please stop.
Just make sure you use regular syrup, and not Magic Shell. That would be painful, yah?
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Bajah wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I wasn't always dating herIn fact, when I started on EC, I had a different girlfriend and I never posted about any of her talents or lack thereof
Hush. you. I was being funny.
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Check out the big brain on Palador ChibiDragon!
Oh, just give it up and cover it with chocolate syrup. Then you'll both be happy.Just make sure you use regular syrup, and not Magic Shell. That would be painful, yah?
Actually, I've heard that Magic Shell is rather fun...
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Vorbis of Pie got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Why sure it does!
Since a^2 + b^2 = c^2;
sqrt(a^2 + b^2) = sqrt(c^2)
a + b = cTADA!~
3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2
however
3 + 4 != 5
Your original tone rubbed off on me.. you wanted to vent so I responded in the same vein as you started. I still feel that if you are having sex you need to communicate. Sex is intimate, communication is a part of that. If you think that sex isn't intimacy, you really need to sit down and think.
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This one time, at Blind Swordsman camp:
3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2
however
3 + 4 != 5
We start with the original triangle, now denoted ABC, and need only one additional construct - the altitude AD. The triangles ABC, BDA and ADC are similar which leads to two ratios:
AB/BC=BD/AB and AC/BC=DC/AC.
Written another way these become
AB·AB=BD·BC and AC·AC=DC·BC
Summing up we get
AB·AB+AC·AC=BD·BC+DC·BC=(BD+DC)·BC=BC·BC.
Pythagorean Theorem > You!
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The Nae (tm) had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
..just call my tone "tough love"Your original tone rubbed off on me.. you wanted to vent so I responded in the same vein as you started. I still feel that if you are having sex you need to communicate. Sex is intimate, communication is a part of that. If you think that sex isn't intimacy, you really need to sit down and think.
I never said sex wasn't intimacy, i said my girlfriend doesn't give good head.
