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Ozimander
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posted 06-19-2002 02:32:32 AM
quote:
Azakias stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Oh ya, my two cents on the whole blow job thing...

I know, that were I in your girlfriend's place, I would be very, very hurt that such intimate details on the private side of a relationship were disclosed to a very, very public place. (Read: the internet)

Some things should be kept between the two people it concerns...

But I'm not going to go get into a flamewar or anything. Just my opinion.

Azakias scoots on outta the thread.



That line was in reference to me, Cthulhu, as Elder God, swallowing rodent king whole. Not blow jobs.

Cthulhu

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-19-2002 02:32:40 AM
I should have known better than to read this thread after letting it stew all day....

I hurt from the laughter.... And I blame all of you fuckers for it....

And Blindy, STFU. You're getting head, enjoy it while it lasts, because it won't. I had a friend of mine that bragged that his woman would give him head while he played Quake.... You're almost to that level at this point. If you don't like it, work on correcting it, don't accept it, or STFU and think about all the rest of us poor bastards who aren't even getting that.

I'm not bitter. No, really... I'm just fuckin fine.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-19-2002 02:34:41 AM
quote:
This one time, at Cthulhu camp:

That line was in reference to me, Cthulhu, as Elder God, swallowing rodent king whole. Not blow jobs.

Cthulhu


I know man. I was just pointing out that that line caught me as funny.

The stuff below the quote wasnt pertaining to you, tentacle boy.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2002 02:36:41 AM
My opinion most reflects RIG's, I've decided
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-19-2002 02:52:13 AM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Cuba:
I know man. I was just pointing out that that line caught me as funny.

The stuff below the quote wasnt pertaining to you, tentacle boy.


Oh...hey...if you and Pesco aren't busy one night..R'leyah is always open..ya know...

Cthulhu

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-19-2002 02:54:50 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's account was hax0red to write:
Honestly though, Am I the only man in existance who would prefer to never have a blowjob at all? Just wondering.

I havent, but I also havent kissed anyone....

Veni, vidi, vici
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-19-2002 02:56:56 AM
quote:
Fennar had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I havent, but I also havent kissed anyone....


same here Fennar... if I get I will mst definately return the favor though

Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2002 03:01:54 AM
I wouldn't mind starting it off... You know, to get things going
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-19-2002 03:25:09 AM
I wish I were gay, so that all the huuneys would mack on me. ;(((
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-19-2002 03:26:30 AM
quote:
Lazzay attempted to be funny by writing:
I wish I were gay, so that all the huuneys would mack on me. ;(((

All the hunnies mack on you anyway.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-19-2002 03:32:24 AM
Ohhhh yeeeeah.

^_^

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 06-19-2002 04:27:56 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Kegwen 2.0 said:
Yes. I'm rather looking forward to giving one to a certain someone rather soon. *ahem*

*hides*

Edit: spelang


You and me both brotha.

Net relationships are hard like that

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-19-2002 06:15:22 AM
quote:
So quoth Beta Tested:
You and me both brotha.

Net relationships are hard like that


aww. poor you two. *hugs ya both* have faith, and hold out. it'll be more than worth it when you get together. over and over and over and over and over again. >=^)

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-19-2002 06:37:47 AM
quote:
Lazzay stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I wish I were gay, so that all the huuneys would mack on me. ;(((


Macks on Lazzay.

Ohhh yeaaah, baybeeeee...

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-19-2002 06:52:15 AM
Hmmm.. masturbate with a wet hand towel.

Not a bad idea.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-19-2002 07:49:34 AM
quote:
Majox spewed forth this undeniable truth:
If I read the thread correctly, according to Blindy, TALKING about a blowjob is more intimate then actually getting one. Does anyone else see something wrong with this?

... you arn't.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-19-2002 08:56:39 AM
Not to poke fun or anything...but uhm...

has it occurred to you that if you're getting so bottled up with frustration and stress over something that's supposed to be a release...

maybe you're doing it wrong? Or have the wrong mental point of view?

You're not a porn star. Hell even porn stars don't have porn movie sex in their private lives.

If you're with this gal and it bothers you that much, if bad oral sex is such a serious issue to you that it's building up inside you enough that you rant on public boards...then it's time to give up the ghost. Clearly the priority is sex for you and not the relationship.

*I* don't particularly see the thrill to having oral performed on me, to be bluntly honest. For some people it's the end all, be all. It's not that I hate it. It just doesn't rock my world. But I've never been so despondent over an enthusiastic partner wanting to give it a whirl (even though, as I said, it doesn't particularly rock my world) that I've thought "gee I'll switch teams in the hopes of finding something I like".

In other words...sounds like a cross between a whine and an attention plea to me. And if it's not, my advice is above.

[ 06-19-2002: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Tea-chan
Pancake
posted 06-19-2002 10:26:11 AM
<randominput> I have been traumatized. Eww, penis. o.O </randominput>
Fear me.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-19-2002 10:31:37 AM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Pirotess:
Oh ya, my two cents on the whole blow job thing...

I know, that were I in your girlfriend's place, I would be very, very hurt that such intimate details on the private side of a relationship were disclosed to a very, very public place. (Read: the internet)

Some things should be kept between the two people it concerns...

But I'm not going to go get into a flamewar or anything. Just my opinion.

Azakias scoots on outta the thread.


welp partially i think it was to boost his ego (Look i can get a BJ!) because we all know BSM is all about making himself look betetr than everyone, hence his title.

That and he has no fucking respect for woman if he did this would never have been posted.

I HOPE she finds out and i HOPE she leaves you. YOu dont deserve a girlfriend if this is how your going to treat them. Like a fucking toy or something, this kinda shit is what makes woman feel like a piece of meat.

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-19-2002 01:59:13 PM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga had this to say about the Spice Girls:
welp partially i think it was to boost his ego (Look i can get a BJ!) because we all know BSM is all about making himself look betetr than everyone, hence his title.

That and he has no fucking respect for woman if he did this would never have been posted.

I HOPE she finds out and i HOPE she leaves you. YOu dont deserve a girlfriend if this is how your going to treat them. Like a fucking toy or something, this kinda shit is what makes woman feel like a piece of meat.


thank you! come again.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 06-19-2002 02:08:28 PM
quote:
aurywoof enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
aww. poor you two. *hugs ya both* have faith, and hold out. it'll be more than worth it when you get together. over and over and over and over and over again. >=^)

He pines over his best friend, I pine over some one several states away. Keg's cool an all, but I'm not attracted to him.

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-19-2002 02:13:11 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this stupid crap:
Not to poke fun or anything...but uhm...

has it occurred to you that if you're getting so bottled up with frustration and stress over something that's supposed to be a release...


You're reading way to far into this. It doesn't bother me that much. Its just a minor annoyance. It is not as if i spend all hours of the day and night thinking about how bad my girlfriend is at oral, I just wanted to post about how something in my life is annoying me. If that is attention whoreing, then call me an attention whore. If you think i'm trying to brag about how i get oral from my girlfriend, then that's your opinion. I assure you, i am not attemting to brag here, if i were i would have posted something more along the lines of "My girlfriend gives GREAT HEAD" If I wrote "I just got a new car! It's a piece of shit." Would you think thats bragging and attention whoring? No you would justly think that i'm just telling some friend's what's going on in my life.

Sex is not the priority for me in the relationship, although I understand how you could think that judging by this post alone. My girlfriend is some one I deeply admire and respect, and there is no way i'm going to break up with her over something as trivial as this, or even think about doing so. She graduated third in her major, holds down two different jobs to work herself though college, and is the most thoughtful and sweet person I have ever met. She is honest, confident, and extremely smart. At the moment there isn't any one else in the world I would rather be with.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mightion Defensor
posted 06-19-2002 02:30:41 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Blind Swordsman stammered:

Sex is not the priority for me in the relationship, although I understand how you could think that judging by this post alone. My girlfriend is some one I deeply admire and respect, and there is no way i'm going to break up with her over something as trivial as this, or even think about doing so. She graduated third in her major, holds down two different jobs to work herself though college, and is the most thoughtful and sweet person I have ever met. She is honest, confident, and extremely smart. At the moment there isn't any one else in the world I would rather be with.


Gee... sounds like someone that special deserves better than to have such a subject discussed on a public message board.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-19-2002 02:36:19 PM
quote:
Verily, Mightion Defensor doth proclaim:
Gee... sounds like someone that special deserves better than to have such a subject discussed on a public message board.

She tells her friends about everything I do.
Last week she had a night out with the girls and she told me all about how her and her girlfriends all compared thier men. I didn't mind in the least. People talk about thier signifigant others with thier friends. Get over it.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 06-19-2002 02:40:31 PM
Wow wow wow wow!
Now this is unusual!
BSM is bragging and making himself look like an ass! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!
Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2002 02:42:08 PM
As much as I hate asking for a punch to the face, lay off him. This subject doesn't call for your hate.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mightion Defensor
posted 06-19-2002 02:47:25 PM
quote:
Blind Swordsman wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
She tells her friends about everything I do.
Last week she had a night out with the girls and she told me all about how her and her girlfriends all compared thier men. I didn't mind in the least. People talk about thier signifigant others with thier friends. Get over it.

* shrugs *

Well, as long as she knows what you say about her...

I, myself, would be seriously offended if I was the one being discussed over such a subject in such a forum.

But, to each their own.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-19-2002 02:54:59 PM
quote:
Giantt^2 had this to say about pies:
Wow wow wow wow!
Now this is unusual!
BSM is bragging and making himself look like an ass! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!

Ever heard the quote, "History is doomed to repeat itself."?

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 06-19-2002 02:55:24 PM
quote:
This one time, at Blind Swordsman camp:
She tells her friends about everything I do.
Last week she had a night out with the girls and she told me all about how her and her girlfriends all compared thier men. I didn't mind in the least. People talk about thier signifigant others with thier friends. Get over it.

That's her friends, everyone discusses things with friends, not an internet message board.

Edit - Mort's union flag is making me feel all small n stuff...

[ 06-19-2002: Message edited by: Lady Leckie ]

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-19-2002 02:55:47 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
* shrugs *

Well, as long as she knows what you say about her...

I, myself, would be seriously offended if I was the one being discussed over such a subject in such a forum.

But, to each their own.


Your opinion is, of course, valid, but it isn't as big of a deal as you make it out to be.

quote:
Hey! Look what Giant^2 can do:
Wow wow wow wow!
Now this is unusual!
BSM is bragging and making himself look like an ass! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!

Wow wow wow wow!
Now this is unusual!
Giant^2 is judging others when he has no grounds to judge inflating his ego by making it look like the topic he just posted on is unworthy of his attention! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!

quote:
Lady Leckie spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That's her friends, everyone discusses things with friends, not an internet message board.

Edit - Mort's union flag is making me feel all small n stuff...



I consider you all to be friends, with the exception of delidgamond. He's just too canadian. The fact that we are discussing this on a internet forum instead of in a busy resturant where people that might possibly be related to me or know me could work or dine is beside the point.

[ 06-19-2002: Message edited by: Blind Swordsman ]

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 06-19-2002 03:04:55 PM
quote:
Blind Swordsman said this:
Wow wow wow wow!
Now this is unusual!
Giant^2 is judging others when he has no grounds to judge inflating his ego by making it look like the topic he just posted on is unworthy of his attention! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!

Yeah, that's pretty unusual. I dunno what the world is coming to, though

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-19-2002 03:14:52 PM
How the heck has this thread not been closed yet?

ESPECIALLY with Banfest in effect

Hmmm... suppose Drysart is just chalking up as many names as he can

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-19-2002 03:17:52 PM
...

*macks on Lazzay*

¬_¬

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-19-2002 03:24:12 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Lady Leckie!
Edit - Mort's union flag is making me feel all small n stuff...

I ate it. It's gone.

V
Pancake
posted 06-19-2002 03:39:18 PM
Enough
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