Truly they are are the winners. 
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Maelarr impressed everyone with:
*makes Terena go and take brass knuckles to Kestars kidneys*
Ahh, well, gotta love that blood in the urine. Certainly on the way to a renal failure.
*gives him free beer!*
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Adrecia Tru'Ril had this to say about Duck Tales:
*comforts Kestar**gives him free beer!*
Why thank you! I knew Sweden was worth the massive physical trauma!
Why yes it is, Kestar!
Communism is now serving punch and pie.
While the Commies serve the usual pie, we've upped ours to premium pie! Better than the Commies! Grandma Food says so!
We also offer high-quality pr0n.
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Drysart had this to say about Duck Tales:
ATTENTION:Communism is now serving punch and pie.
Oh no! Punch and pie! PUNCH AND PIE! I am TORN! Beautiful women, a protective beaurocracy and lots of alcohol or... PUNCH AND PIE! Oh, oh, the agony of decision!
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Adrecia Tru'Ril had this to say about Cuba:
ATTENTION:While the Commies serve the usual pie, we've upped ours to premium pie! Better than the Commies! Grandma Food says so!
We also offer high-quality pr0n.
Ooo! Premium pie AND pr0n! Decision is made! [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: KestarTheBlue ]
[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Razor ]
spelling r bad
Evil Pie?
Oohh... you dare not...
You add Evil Pie?
My loyalties are sorely tested yet again...
What to do? what to do?!
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Enforcer Za'Yth wrote this stupid crap:
We have pie with swedish model pictures on the plate bottom.
The Swedes take the the cake again!
Crisis averted!
thanks for playing fair Communism i thought you gave up on Nueclear weapons
Besides, Sweden is probably the only place where I fit in.
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Maelarr had this to say about Knight Rider:
we have EVIL pie with swedish models on the bottom of the tin!
ACK! NEVERENDING ESCALADIO! THE COLD WAR ALL OVER AGAIN! ARTICLES DISSAPEARING! NARRATION TAKING OVER! SAVE ME FROM MY MADNESS!
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Maelarr wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
We also have guns, ammunition, and bombs. Lots of them too, wanna go blow something up?
You're the USSR. The moment you touch a gun, it rusts to pieces.
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Check out the big brain on KestarTheBlue!
ACK! NEVERENDING ESCALADIO! THE COLD WAR ALL OVER AGAIN! ARTICLES DISSAPEARING! NARRATION TAKING OVER! SAVE ME FROM MY MADNESS!
*drags Kestar into a safe room with several Swedish models strategically positioned*
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KestarTheBlue wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
ACK! NEVERENDING ESCALADIO! THE COLD WAR ALL OVER AGAIN! ARTICLES DISSAPEARING! NARRATION TAKING OVER! SAVE ME FROM MY MADNESS!
Think of it this way:
They are using pictures of swedish models. We control the supply of swedish model pictures. We can adjust the pictures any way we want.
Quality, all about quality.
(I mean, damn, I think Linda Tripp just got mixed in our latest supply of pictures to the USSR) [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Enforcer Za'Yth ]
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Enforcer Za'Yth obviously shouldn't have said:
You're the USSR. The moment you touch a gun, it rusts to pieces.
No we're the glorious peoples republic of Evercrest...and the EC-KGB. Not soem crappy third world country [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Maelarr ]
and instead of sweedish models on the bottom we have (_|_) on the bottom of our pie tins!
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Adrecia Tru'Ril obviously shouldn't have said:
*drags Kestar into a safe room with several Swedish models strategically positioned*
Whoooo... mental state stabilizing. Self-diagnostic ceasing...
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Pie, anyone?
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Maelarr impressed everyone with:
No we're the glorious peoples republic of Evercrest...and the EC-KGB. Not soem crappy third world country
and instead of sweedish models on the bottom we have :butt: on the bottom of our pie tins!
So, you have the part of the body from which waste comes out positioned precisely in a food dish which resembles a gooey mass inside.
That'd kill MY appetite.
