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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 06-13-2002 03:38:17 PM
Test.
hey
KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 03:39:40 PM
Well, well... we don't need all of them good lookin female types! They'll only make everyone unhappy and discontent, therefore spoiling our perfect utopian society! Instead we'll breed through genetic engineering! And... and... Great Cthulhu is on our side! So you'd better run away! Boo! Cthulhu will devour your homes!
My sig is not too big!
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-13-2002 03:40:29 PM
I give up, and join the ranks of the Sexxay Swedes.

^_^

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-13-2002 03:40:29 PM
You just can't win Kestar.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-13-2002 03:41:47 PM
*sighs*

Never hire a godmoder.

*arranges to have Jargum placed in a burlap sack and beaten without mercy*

Now then.

Addy. Lash. Gikk. Lazzay. I have a proposition for you.

Become part of the Communist movement. And then I won't be forced to sue you and stuff.

*coughs politely*

Choose wisely.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 03:42:49 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Praetor Liam:
You just can't win Kestar.

I've noticed. I seem to be the sole communist remaining... and you know what that means! I don't have to share with anyone! Mwa-ha-ha!

My sig is not too big!
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 03:43:33 PM
quote:
KestarTheBlue had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I've noticed. I seem to be the sole communist remaining... and you know what that means! I don't have to share with anyone! Mwa-ha-ha!

But you also have noone who will share with you.

You might as well switch.

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 03:44:11 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*sighs*

Never hire a godmoder.

*arranges to have Jargum placed in a burlap sack and beaten without mercy*

Now then.

Addy. Lash. Gikk. Lazzay. I have a proposition for you.

Become part of the Communist movement. And then I won't be forced to sue you and stuff.

*coughs politely*

Choose wisely.


ha HA! Finally our leaders take some action! All hail... er... who's in charge now? Is it still Stalin or was he overthrown... Cursed revolutions...

My sig is not too big!
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 03:44:18 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Judge Gydyon said:
*sighs*

Never hire a godmoder.

*arranges to have Jargum placed in a burlap sack and beaten without mercy*

Now then.

Addy. Lash. Gikk. Lazzay. I have a proposition for you.

Become part of the Communist movement. And then I won't be forced to sue you and stuff.

*coughs politely*

Choose wisely.


I think you need a permit to sue people, too...

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-13-2002 03:47:06 PM
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think you need a permit to sue people, too...

Of course.

*shows his permit*

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 03:48:56 PM
As Victor Plotnikov will gladly tell you, our military (pronounced Myeel-itry) is extensive and vast (pronounced vaast). So nyah (pronounced nyah). Tremble at the might of the Rusky Commie Menace!

See?

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: KestarTheBlue ]

My sig is not too big!
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-13-2002 03:53:00 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny thought about the meaning of life:
I join Sweden....

<----

^_^


I defect to Sweden.

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 03:54:52 PM
Ahh, me. If only Great Britian would join us, we would be an INVINCIBLE UNION.

Would you like to see Brittania rule again, my friends? All you have to do is follow the worms!

My sig is not too big!
Addy
posted 06-13-2002 03:57:41 PM
But, you see... Great Britain has too much class to join the Communists.

Great Britain = r0x0r

Communists = not r0x0r

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 03:57:41 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Judge Gydyon said:
Of course.

*shows his permit*


Alright, I should tell you though:

Sweden's laws are rigorous on suing. You need an affirmed case, solid proof, and in most cases it will fall through anyways, or you have to apply through a normal prosecution and hope for compensation pay.

(Real fact. Only 1% of the suings in Sweden go to court at all.)

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-13-2002 04:00:19 PM
quote:
Azakias's fortune cookie read:
Azakias begins leaking vital information to the Capitalists!

Yes... they all wear PINK underwear with PURPLE ladybugs! And they worship their hats. Yupyup. There is even a hat temple where they go to pay homage to the Commie hats!

Oh, and there's the whole invasion of Las Vegas and Maine that they're planning too..

But... PINK UNDERWEAR!


Sheriff Jo(k)e Aprio had prisoners wear pink underwear.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 04:00:48 PM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril wrote this stupid crap:
But, you see... Great Britain has too much class to join the Communists.

Great Britain = r0x0r

Communists = not r0x0r


Oh the slanders we endure for the sake of a utopia... but you shall see! In the end, only we shall be happy! When you have starved because the Capitalist Wheel has turned again and ground you to dust beneath it, then you shall come CRAWLING to Mother Communism, begging for a morsel of bread. And will we extend our loving hand to those who mocked us?

Of course. That is what it means to be Communist.

My sig is not too big!
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-13-2002 04:01:11 PM
Fuck. That's one good reason to move to Sweden right there, Za.

"Lady sues McDonalds because there is beef in her hamburger, when it is clearly advertised as a burger made of ham!"

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-13-2002 04:06:38 PM
So glad I joined Sweden right off.

It's paid off nicely.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-13-2002 04:07:31 PM
I will go to Sweden if the skiing is great.

Snow skiing.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 04:09:56 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Freschel Spindrift wrote:
I will go to Sweden if the skiing is great.

Snow skiing.


Four months of the year, I only have to take the bus five stations and walk a bit to get to the local skiing ramp (large reformed mountain).

Good enough?

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-13-2002 04:14:31 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Enforcer Za'Yth said this:
Four months of the year, I only have to take the bus five stations and walk a bit to get to the local skiing ramp (large reformed mountain).

Good enough?


Yes it is. *starts packing*

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 04:17:00 PM
Do i have to get a new sig pic since i joined Sweden?
KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 04:17:25 PM
Well, before I go far away for a long time, I thought I'd leave with one thought provoking note. Communism is not all about oppressing the people: That may be what Russian Communism degenerated to in the end, but it really did not begin that way. True Marxism, one will find, is a very good idea (though it rarely works well in execution <--- bad pun). Real Marxism is, in fact, much like the current American government. Social Security, Welfare, and Publicly funded schools are all Marxist ideals. Thank you for listening and not immediatly dismissing this post, and goodnight.
My sig is not too big!
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 04:18:01 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Do i have to get a new sig pic since i joined Sweden?

Only if you wish for there to be no shadow of doubt as to your allegations.

Glowers dubiously at Fal.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 04:19:06 PM
Communism wont work because of one thing:

Human nature.

For communism to work, humans would have to be totally different people.

If communism was all we ever had, that would be cool. But you cant really introduce communism when people have an idea of "mine" and "yours"

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-13-2002 04:44:40 PM
Sweden is looking real good...

No. I can't leave Kestar alone.

Cthulhu

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 06-13-2002 04:50:04 PM
Cthulhu:

YOU. WILL. JOIN US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

hey
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 06-13-2002 04:54:03 PM
h0t s3x0rs>communism...


Just think, Cthulu

Moo.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-13-2002 05:01:06 PM
quote:
I don't know what a Gulag is (and I probably don't want to know). Sign me up!

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-13-2002 05:03:52 PM
Dear Sweden,
It has come to our attention*Well Me and the Monkeys* that you have had an unatural increases in imigration lately and posses other valuable....assets. Therefore we*The monkeys and myself* have decided you must be taken over. We promises it will be as peaceful takeover with benifts of more alchoulic products and free computer games for all. There may be a slight increase in monkeys at first, and dry lint poping up unexpected places, but rest assured it will only be temporary. Failure to comply will result in a forceful halt to all shampoo shimpent, the increase of fast food prices by a nickel, and dry itching sensation whenever you watch TV. Sincerly Vise and The Disloyal Organization of Drunk Monkeys, Who Loot, Pillage, and Push Over Old Ladies, Not to Mention Obliteraters of the Not So Innocent, Wreckers of Good Babecues, Culprits of Pointless Destruction and, The General Cause of Discomfort in the Populous.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 05:08:06 PM
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Only if you wish for there to be no shadow of doubt as to your allegations.

Glowers dubiously at Fal.


I need suggestions as for what to use.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-13-2002 05:18:00 PM
There can be only one.

Sig pic.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-13-2002 05:19:28 PM
WELL NEVERMIND THAT THEN

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-13-2002 05:20:55 PM
I used to know all of it, then I forgot.

So then I said to myself, Fuck it. I'm going to Switzerland.

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 05:37:31 PM
Um... Guess I'm not leaving for far far away as soon as I thought...

Anyhow...

Turncoat! Quick Cthulhu - the Communist Ship of State is sinking! Jump ship! Jump ship!

Much antics ensue

Hallo, fello Swedes!

My sig is not too big!
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-13-2002 05:38:53 PM
Whoops. Read that wrong.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 05:45:22 PM
MWAHAHA! I will conquer all!

assembles the PTAs and soccer moms of the world into a righteous parenting legion and laughs maniacally as ears are pinched in tight-fisted grasps and cries of horror rise as victims are dragged against their wills into churches and the sound of lengthy lectures on morality, modesty and piety fill the air...

UBB pwnz me.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Star Collective ]

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Razor
posted 06-13-2002 05:49:49 PM
I instead align with China. Wo Ai "Sweden".
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 06:12:49 PM
*re-forms the KGB*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
All times are US/Eastern
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