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Falaanla Marr was naked while typing this:
Jargum, this is russian money. Its like, worse than canadian money, or something.
He'll do fine. Promise.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Check out the big brain on Jargum!
Ah yes, but see. This is my personal military that I'm using. And while I remember. *paradrops the camel spider monkeys by Vises's back door*
Do you have a license to fly that thing? Huh? Huh?
Or for all those bigass weapons? Sorry boy, in Sweden you need a license for EVERYTHING.
The ever-vigilant Swedish police (as long as no REAL crime has been commited) comes to lead Jargum away.
Oh, you need a license for that gasmask too. [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Enforcer Za'Yth ]
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Adrecia Tru'Ril's account was hax0red to write:
I will have to veto the offer, for now. But we shall still send you free muffins.
They are attempting to take you and Lash.
I can unleash Delidgamond on them.
I will do so provided you let us join. We need more than just muffins!
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Verily, Falaanla Marr doth proclaim:
They are attempting to take you and Lash.I can unleash Delidgamond on them.
I will do so provided you let us join. We need more than just muffins!
No worries. The kidnapping license takes YEARS of paperwork to get.
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Jargum thought about the meaning of life:
*lands, stuffs Addy and Lash in a sack, and flies back to Moscow* I love missions to Sweden, no opposition.
Dude, that's not Addy and Lash. That's Gina and Tina Svedmark, the right-wing politicians.
Well, thanks.
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Jargum obviously shouldn't have said:
What are you talking about? I'm a Merc, I live by my own rules
You have to have a license to live by your own rules in Sweden. Do you?
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Enforcer Za'Yth had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Dude, that's not Addy and Lash. That's Gina and Tina Svedmark, the right-wing politicians.Well, thanks.
Darn it! The climates keep fogging up my visor!
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Praetor Liam wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Bombs the Island Army.
CANADIAN WATER BALLOON BOMBERS! RUN!
BACKSTABBERS! THEY HAD BOOBS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Fal holds out about 200 sheets of paper
Fal hands the papers to Za
I believe I have every license covered. Can I join now?
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Falaanla Marr painfully thought these words up:
They are attempting to take you and Lash.I can unleash Delidgamond on them.
I will do so provided you let us join. We need more than just muffins!
There is no hope for this, now, Falaanla. Liam has already provoked us.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about (_|_):
Leaves canadaBACKSTABBERS! THEY HAD BOOBS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Fal holds out about 200 sheets of paper
Fal hands the papers to Za
I believe I have every license covered. Can I join now?
*ahem* Do you solemnly swear to uphold the rights of the Swedes - providing free beer and Swedish pr0n to all of its citizens?
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Adrecia Tru'Ril had this to say about Pirotess:
There is no hope for this, now, Falaanla. Liam has already provoked us.
Not like Sweden would actually do anything about an un-provoked water balloon attack. :\
A set of huge catapults are rolled into place, and begin throwing "bouncers" at the aircraft.
LITTLE HISTORICAL NOTE:
The "bouncers" are a christian religious cult seated in northern sweden. They have roughly five hundred members spread over nine churches.
The "bouncers", during their noon ceremonies, work themselves up into a religious extacy, then bounce out on the street, bumping into people and knocking them down, to drive the devil out of them.
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Jargum Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*Lands once more during the bombing with a clear visior and grabs Addy and Lash*
And I'm blowing up that license building too
*blows up said building, and flies off laughing maniacly*
NOTE: Blatant godmoding is to be ignored by all Swedish residents. He doesn't have the permit.
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Jargum attempted to be funny by writing:
You realize that should you destroy my plane that Addy and Lash would be killed/destroyed as well.
My anti-aircraft was directed at the canadian water balloon bombers. As far as I'm concerned, your posts are void.
Or, if you prefer this version:
Za takes on sudden FLYING POWERS, given to him by an elemental apparation of coolness. He flies up, rescues Addy and Rosa, and does a mad backflip yo, killing Jargum instantly. [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Enforcer Za'Yth ]
Suddenly, amidst the rubbish on the streets, a pair of reddish eyes, marked with a fanatical grow and too much Pepsi, peers out.
From the sewers, the ducts, the dark corners of every city, swarms a compact, writhing mass...
of teeny boopers. [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Enforcer Za'Yth ]
Captain Super Hero Liam ran towards the closest fiend, and grabbed a glow stick from it's greasy hands. He ran back, trying to protect himself with it. "They obviously have built in suicide mechanics," he stated! "He cracked open one of the glow sticks, and lifting it up to pour down his throat, as the whole crowd gasped "Vinklt ligktk dojorrr!!!" Which we all know is Swedish for "No! Our precious blood!" But it was too late. Liam drank the Glo-stick. [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Praetor Liam ]
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ACES! Another post by Adrecia Tru'Ril:
*ahem* Do you solemnly swear to uphold the rights of the Swedes - providing free beer and Swedish pr0n to all of its citizens?
Deal.
I think I have the licenses in that stack for that too.
[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Niklas ]
[go on, work work work..]
Butts hanged limp. Noses fell off. Silence finally settled as the boopers fell like one.
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KestarTheBlue had this to say about Duck Tales:
Let the Swedes have their women and song. It is of no matter. Let the Canadians have their... well, they don't really have that much to begin with. The important thing here is: The Communists have all of the Snow! And some of the Sand, too! ha HA!
Well, yes, but we have women with sand on:
EDIT: Testing a thing. [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Enforcer Za'Yth ]
I love our climate *sniff*
I might as well actually be a citizen of the country I saved.
edit- blarhghghhg [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Praetor Liam ]
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There was much rejoicing when Enforcer Za'Yth said this:
Well, yes, but we have women with sand on.
Ah, this may be so, but WE have Catherine the Great!
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Gikkwiny painfully thought these words up:
I join Sweden....
Aw, curse it, can't the Commies have ANYthing?
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Praetor Liam enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
God damn picture in sig
Use the one we're using instead.
EDIT: Test [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Enforcer Za'Yth ]
