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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-13-2002 11:58:57 AM
Hell just for the fun of it... Sign me up!
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-13-2002 11:59:37 AM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ok, I sign up, better than the alternative. And...well, ten points to the person who can name the Soviet leader in the sig.

Sure looks like Trotsky, near as I can tell. That's not the best picture to work from.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 06-13-2002 12:03:53 PM
Back to the Rogue Spear sig...
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 12:23:20 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Adrecia Tru'Ril stammered:
Uses this as an excuse to move to Sweden

Cheers wildly

Commie bastards. You will never have our freedom! But... you CAN use our railroads. And we'll give you ore!

Just don't hurt us. Please.

Addy
posted 06-13-2002 12:25:24 PM
If you do decide to attack us, you better watch out for...

THE ISLAND ARMY!!!

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 12:25:47 PM
Disregard the above statement, it was made in confusion... yes.

FOR SWEDEN!

Was that good enough, Addy?

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 12:26:55 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Adrecia Tru'Ril wrote:
If you do decide to attack us, you better watch out for...

THE ISLAND ARMY!!!


And do not think you can have air superiority. In a clever move unachieved by any other countries, we have CUT the personell budget for fighter pilots in half, HOWEVER, we have retained the same budget for fighters.

FEAR OUR UNMANNED PLANES!

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-13-2002 12:27:54 PM
*cries*

No one notices when OP joins Canada? I have hockey sticks and pucks!

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 06-13-2002 12:28:31 PM
I can't decide wether to join the Commies or join the...Swedes ( ).
hey
Addy
posted 06-13-2002 12:29:11 PM
Giantt:

<>

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Adrecia Tru'Ril ]

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 12:30:00 PM
Canadian fiends! We will BURY you! And there will be liberal slamming of shoes-upon-podiums as well!
My sig is not too big!
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 06-13-2002 12:31:12 PM

FOR SWEDEN!

hey
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 06-13-2002 12:56:47 PM
i r swedish!
Moo.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-13-2002 01:26:28 PM
Eh...why not be Communist? All for the community right?

Yes, indeed I shall be Communist!

We shall dance the Balalaika on your graves, you Canadian fools! Didn't you know?

We have more SNOW THEN YOU!

Cthulhu

Addy
posted 06-13-2002 01:42:37 PM
Swedes have snow AND

<--

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-13-2002 01:43:00 PM
Through a very strenuous torture session (and not necessarily an unpleasant one) I have been forcibly converted.

For Sweden.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 06-13-2002 01:45:58 PM
b00biez si winnar!
Moo.
Addy
posted 06-13-2002 01:58:14 PM
Woo Lash!
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-13-2002 02:02:06 PM
FOR SWEDEN!
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-13-2002 02:04:04 PM
I am now a mercenary for hire. I will bring my arsenal and my 1337 combat skills to who ever can pay me the most. So :>
(cold hard CASH only)

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Jargum ]

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 06-13-2002 02:06:21 PM
I want to join neither Canada nor Communism. I can't be neutral, so that leaves Sweden out.

Bloodsage, what side are you on? We must fight Communism!

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-13-2002 02:07:06 PM
As the law, I hereby hire Jargum to kidnap Addy and Lash for the Communists.

Do not fail me.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 02:08:00 PM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril painfully thought these words up:
Swedes have snow AND

<--


Walks up to Addy

Canada would like to join you. We will send Delidgamond off to battle the russkies and let him come to canada when there is noone left there. And we will join forces with you.

With boobs like that, who can resist neutrality?

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-13-2002 02:08:34 PM
how much you got?
Addy
posted 06-13-2002 02:09:11 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr's account was hax0red to write:
Walks up to Addy

Canada would like to join you. We will send Delidgamond off to battle the russkies and let him come to canada when there is noone left there. And we will join forces with you.

With boobs like that, who can resist neutrality?



The offer is appreciated, but we wish not to get... involved... in the war.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 02:09:53 PM
stupid work connection

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 02:10:40 PM
stupid connection at work.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-13-2002 02:11:02 PM
Well I can't join any factions here because I am already the head leader of my own firmly established goverment/army. Therefore for my plans of world domination to continue I must be against ALL sides*Including Sweden* Have a nice day.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 02:12:52 PM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril probably says this to all the girls:

The offer is appreciated, but we wish not to get... involved... in the war.


Thats the beauty, you wouldnt be involved.

We would join you and be neutral, and rid the world of Delidgamond ALL AT ONCE.

And we will have wild massive drunken orgies instead of fighting war!

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-13-2002 02:13:02 PM
oh yeah Vise, when do you want the camel spider monkeys?
Lashanna
noob
posted 06-13-2002 02:15:10 PM
I say we drink Schnapps til our troubles go away.

It can all be solved with schnapps...

The Link in my sig is now updated and functional.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-13-2002 02:15:21 PM
quote:
Jargum had this to say about Tron:
how much you got?

The amount.....is inconsequential.

Do as I bid, and I will make sure you are compensated more than you could imagine.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 02:15:59 PM
quote:
From the book of Lashanna, chapter 3, verse 16:
The Link in my sig is now updated and functional.

*drools*

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-13-2002 02:18:00 PM
YES SIR! *runs off to his plane*

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-13-2002 02:19:11 PM
quote:
Jargum had this to say about Duck Tales:
oh yeah Vise, when do you want the camel spider monkeys?

Drop it by the back door, a temp will take care of it.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-13-2002 02:19:36 PM
Jargum, this is russian money. Its like, worse than canadian money, or something.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 02:20:50 PM
quote:
Jargum had this to say about John Romero:
YES SIR! *runs off to his plane*


Silently points out that the current state of the USSR airforce wouldn't be enough to take Jargum any further than the closest village.

Addy
posted 06-13-2002 02:20:52 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr impressed everyone with:

Thats the beauty, you wouldnt be involved.

We would join you and be neutral, and rid the world of Delidgamond ALL AT ONCE.

And we will have wild massive drunken orgies instead of fighting war!



I will have to veto the offer, for now. But we shall still send you free muffins.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 02:23:34 PM
Well, since the Russians are going after our women, this leaves us with no choice.

We will have to unleash the elk cavalry, the yoddlers, the bag-pipers and...

the telemarketers.

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-13-2002 02:32:42 PM
Ah yes, but see. This is my personal military that I'm using. And while I remember. *paradrops the camel spider monkeys by Vises's back door*
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