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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:40:05 PM
no we have (_|_) not :butt:
silly capatilist pig

*Orders Terena to go beat Za's kidneys repeatedly with steel Knuckles with big pointy spikes on them*


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:41:01 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Enforcer Za'Yth!
So, you have the part of the body from which waste comes out positioned precisely in a food dish which resembles a gooey mass inside.

That'd kill MY appetite.


Somehow, I knew I would reply to you, but only because I have dreamt it before.
I also dreamt that I would not comment on your words, but instead go off topic.

Is the tag for putting an image on the right [imgright] or [img-right]?

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-13-2002 07:42:13 PM
It sure is busy today.

Gets to work

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:42:47 PM
*Has another EC-KGB spy go and steal Delphi's bucket, promising to return it when he joins the EC-KGB*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 07:43:04 PM
It's [img=right].
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 07:43:38 PM
Terena is stopped at the airport for lack of permit for wearing a hat, and promptly sent back.
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:44:49 PM
Stupid Terena! yer a Ec-KGB spy! You dont use fsking airports!

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Ryuujin
posted 06-13-2002 07:45:02 PM
I pounce you Communism!
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:45:15 PM
quote:
Verily, Maelarr doth proclaim:
*Has another EC-KGB spy go and steal Delphi's bucket, promising to return it when he joins the EC-KGB*

Sorry, its glued on. If you try and take it off, unspeakable horrors shall consume anyone who dares be within five miles of me at the time.
And it kinda tends to kill me, which is a general bad thing. Which makes me want to keep it on.

Thanks Za.

Edit: Fuckbeans, this is hard.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:45:33 PM
*sneaks into sweden and beats Za's kidneys himself*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-13-2002 07:47:00 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Maelarr wrote:
*sneaks into sweden and beats Za's kidneys himself*

*helps, for it is the communist way*

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:47:11 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Delphi Aegis wrote:
Sorry, its glued on. If you try and take it off, unspeakable horrors shall consume anyone who dares be within five miles of me at the time.
And it kinda tends to kill me, which is a general bad thing. Which makes me want to keep it on.

Thanks Za.



Wel..um..shit..
Ill send a drummer after you! Join or suffer an unspeakable headache!


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:47:35 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Maelarr wrote:
*sneaks into sweden and beats Za's kidneys himself*

There is a lot of beating of kidneys going on. A Fruedian analysis would tend to suggest that you envy the size of other men's members and that you feel the need to screw your mother.

My sig is not too big!
Addy
posted 06-13-2002 07:48:01 PM
*arrests Maelarr. Nice try bud.*
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:49:03 PM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
*arrests Maelarr. Nice try bud.*

*Casually walks out of the country after flashing his forged liscence to beat peoples kidneys*


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 07:50:15 PM
Like, evades miraculously or something.

Just face that you're living in the stone age already. We have the pie and the chicks.

You have the lawyer and some godmoding guy.

Addy
posted 06-13-2002 07:50:21 PM
quote:
Maelarr had this to say about (_|_):
*Casually walks out of the country after flashing his forged liscence to beat peoples kidneys*

*gets the Swedish police to drag Maelarr to jail*

We don't carry those type of licenses.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:50:56 PM
*commie-Jedi mind trick*
Yes you do

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Maelarr ]


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 07:51:41 PM
quote:
Maelarr had this to say about Captain Planet:
*Casually walks out of the country after flashing his forged liscence to beat peoples kidneys*

Luckily, the fact that the thing said "Liscence" tipped us off.

Go to jail. Do NOT pass go.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:53:34 PM
*gets an airlift out of the country after converting all the guards to communism*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 07:53:48 PM
Well, okay.

Za's miraculous flying powers return and he locates the fortress with his INSANE SCANNING STAFF, given to him by like a goddess. He tracks down the fort of EC-KGB and promptly cuts Mae's head off.

More on your level?

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:54:45 PM
quote:
Maelarr got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*gets an airlift out of the country after converting all the guards to communism*

A (look out, pun!) lofty goal!

My sig is not too big!
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 07:55:19 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Enforcer Za'Yth said:
Well, okay.

Za's miraculous flying powers return and he locates the fortress with his INSANE SCANNING STAFF, given to him by like a goddess. He tracks down the fort of EC-KGB and promptly cuts Mae's head off.

More on your level?


Well, since i never said where I was going.
and since when do the swedes do anything but be neutral?


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 07:56:31 PM
Yeah, but obviously, my awesomeness covers for any flaws in my plan.

If you can't notice, this is sarcasm. Directed at you.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:00:09 PM
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth probably says this to all the girls:
Yeah, but obviously, my awesomeness covers for any flaws in my plan.

If you can't notice, this is sarcasm. Directed at you.


but my awesomeness cancels out your awesomeness!
OHO!~!@~


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 08:02:01 PM
Sigh, nevermind.

Sweden has added Maelarr to it's ignore list.

(Plainly put, people who project and then act invincible annoy me. But I don't want to start a flamewar.)

LeMiere
posted 06-13-2002 08:07:27 PM
I've joined the commies.
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-13-2002 08:11:29 PM
Well as the Cold Pie War*Hmm Actually I prefer Warm Pie me Myself* Er Warm Pie War Rages on between Sweden and Communism*Who picked these sides anyway?* The Disloyal Organization of Drunk Monkeys, Who Loot, Pillage, and Push Over Old Ladies, Not to Mention Obliteraters of the Not So Innocent, Wreckers of Good Barbecues, Culprits of Pointless Destruction and, The General Cause of Discomfort in the Populous.*Mental Note Shorten Orders name* has ploted a succesfull invasion of France....but since that is too easy, we*read monkeys* will begin the takeover of Sweden. WHO IS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:14:40 PM
quote:
Vise the Stompy probably says this to all the girls:
(stuff)...will begin the takeover of Sweden. WHO IS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!

the EC-KGB is with you!


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:15:41 PM
quote:
Vise the Stompy attempted to be funny by writing:
Well as the Cold Pie War*Hmm Actually I prefer Warm Pie me Myself* Er Warm Pie War Rages on between Sweden and Communism*Who picked these sides anyway?* The Disloyal Organization of Drunk Monkeys Who Loot, Pillage, Obliteraters of the Not So Innocent, Wreckers of Good Barbecues, Causers of Pointless Destruction and General Uncomfort in the Populous.*Mental Note Shorten Orders name* has ploted a succesfull invasion of France....but since that is too easy, we*read monkeys* will begin the takeover of Sweden. WHO IS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!

This sounds like trouble to me...

My sig is not too big!
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-13-2002 08:17:14 PM
SEND OUT THE ELK CAVALRY.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-13-2002 08:25:37 PM
See, the difference between Sweden and the Glorious People's Republic is that Sweden's pie is Adrecia flavored.

*runs away*

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-13-2002 08:32:54 PM
quote:
Maelarr had this to say about dark elf butts:
the EC-KGB is with you!

Then let it begin.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 06-13-2002 08:36:02 PM
being russian i should fit right in , sign me up!

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KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:43:33 PM
Shit! No one said anything about full-scale war! Can Sweden HANDLE all out combat?
My sig is not too big!
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-13-2002 08:44:47 PM
quote:
KestarTheBlue wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Shit! No one said anything about full-scale war! Can Sweden HANDLE all out combat?

I dunno...then again, those windmills are mighty deadly.

UBT
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:46:46 PM
Sweden , Norway, and Denmark all rally with me ! My cousin is the Queen of Denmark =P
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-13-2002 08:49:15 PM
Mm... Communism...

*puts on his Army fatigues and prepares to 'liberate' all the Commie women.*

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 09:01:13 PM
How could I have done what I did? Betrayed the Ideals of the Revolution for cheap wine and women? And PIE? Egads! I am ashamed! Communists! To me! I proclaim myself spokesman of the Communist Party, second only to the almighty Stalin himself! Down with the Tzarist oppresors!
My sig is not too big!
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-13-2002 09:34:09 PM
Realllllllllyyyyyyy late reply to Bloodsage: Yes, right for ten points!
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