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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 07:37:53 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Azakias:
Now HE was a scary guy... Never wanted to get on his bad side...

See? Azakias knows. Stop getting on Snoota's bad side.

NO MORE FLAMING OR I'LL REALLY GET ANGRY.

And you won't like me when I'm angry. Oh ho ho, no.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-03-2002 07:38:54 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota obviously shouldn't have said:
See? Azakias knows. Stop getting on Snoota's bad side.

NO MORE FLAMING OR I'LL REALLY GET ANGRY.

And you won't like me when I'm angry. Oh ho ho, no.


Well.. his finger wasnt crooked.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 07:39:38 PM
quote:
Azakias stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Well.. his finger wasnt crooked.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-03-2002 07:40:29 PM
That's where we differ, Lash. I don't find it okay to get away with flaming someone who did nothing to deserve it just because others agree with you that something wasn't funny, or they didn't like the post either. It's not *right* to treat people that way. It's cruel and more importantly, petty. It's something you do just to say "Hey, I'm better than you." But nobody here has the right to say they are better than anyone else, for any reason.

Now before you jump on me for doing exactly that, I'm not saying I'm better than Parce. I'm saying I don't like this situation, his treatment of people. That it's my personal belief that this is wrong, and he needs to stop doing it. That's not saying better or worse, simply this is how I view things. You all could differ, and that's fine, but I have the right to disagree as much as you do with me.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

nem-x
posted 05-03-2002 07:40:45 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Matthew Broderick:

Poor Snooty

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-03-2002 07:40:52 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Pirotess:

Bah. Suck it up and deal, soldier! Crooked fingers are an obstacle you must OVERCOME!

OO-RAH!

So there.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-03-2002 07:42:22 PM
Welcome to the minority!
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 07:43:10 PM
I give up.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-03-2002 07:44:05 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Comrade Snoota wrote:
I give up.

You dont have permission to give up.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-03-2002 07:45:57 PM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Robocop:
You dont have permission to give up.

I gave him it.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 07:46:16 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Azakias!
You dont have permission to give up.

I cannot hope to contend with the unbelievable childishness of Lyinar. I must give up.

[ 05-03-2002: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-03-2002 07:46:26 PM
Hello.

Look at what happens when I'm not here. I'm going back to my game of Total Annihilation.

Renaming Pee-Wees to Lyinars and Krogoths to Parcelans is funny.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lashanna
noob
posted 05-03-2002 07:47:10 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
<Snip>

Well, let me put it this way: You're just making yourself look like an idiot. You're not only digging a deeper hole, but you're climbing in it, and pulling the walls in on you.

You just look like some self-righteous bitter twit who's just a wee bit full of herself.

For your sake, and everyone else's, just quit while you're ahead.

I know you're not a bad person, I know you're not like this normally.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-03-2002 07:47:31 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kagrama was all like:
i aem eating gleu now

What kind?

nem-x
posted 05-03-2002 07:48:40 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny Model 2000 was programmed to say:
What kind?

Perhaps Mr. Elmer would like to have a word with Kagrama.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-03-2002 07:52:36 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Optimus Prime:
No, Parcelan flaming someone "minor" like Freschel is unecessary cruelty. He shouldn't be using his popularity to ground people in the dirt just because he doesn't like what they said. It's a matter of human decency and self-control.

If someone has done something to deserve the type of treatment Freschel got, then fine, flame away. If someone has done nothing but misspell something, or not use the same perfect grammar you do, then leave them the hell alone. If you attack them, then it's an attack, and needs to be treated as such.


You just don't get it, do you?

When some idiot who can't sing steps up to the mike at a karaoke bar, and displays his incompetence for everyone, he becomes a laughing stock. Why? Because if you can't sing, you should avoid microphones.

Similarly with grammar.

With few exceptions (ESL being the only one that springs to mind), the author has an obligation not to be a total boob in the medium he chooses to display his funneee. In short, if you can't type, spell, or form coherent sentences, then you've no business trying to tell stories in this medium.

End of story. Not the audiences job to wade through incomprehensible drivel, in vain hope there's a useful idea in there somewhere.

On the other hand, obviously intentional misspellings can be funny. Witness Kagrama. Or Jim Carey's famous "Dane Bramage" skit.

You may not appreciate the humor in the latter situation, and that's okay. But you've no fucking right whatsoever to compare it to the first instance, where sheer inability with the chosen medium is the problem.

Do you go to a concert where the guitarist sucks, but plays a 40-minute solo anyway, and yell at people who boo or walk out--on the grounds that it would be a pretty song if he'd only do it right?

It's this kind of petty bullshit, this carrying of grudges from thread to thread, this immature assumption that you're the one arbiter of Truth, Justice, and the American Way that harms this community more than any of the normative behaviors you claim to despise.

Guess what? This kind of thing happens in every group. There are norms. Group members enforce those norms. If you don't conform, you don't get accepted.

Deal.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 07:54:53 PM
Awww shit, the doggy got back from his pool.

<hides in his bunker>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-03-2002 07:55:22 PM
I love you Bloodsage.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-03-2002 07:56:14 PM
Holy shit!

Gimme a hug, Sage-meister! That was gold.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lashanna
noob
posted 05-03-2002 07:56:17 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about pies:
*post*

I love this doggy... He just... makes so much sense...
*hugs Bloodsage*

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Lashanna
noob
posted 05-03-2002 07:56:50 PM
Woopsie Daisy, Double Post.

[ 05-03-2002: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
nem-x
posted 05-03-2002 07:58:24 PM
quote:
From the book of Lashanna, chapter 3, verse 16:
Woopsie Daisy, Double Post.

Sorry, I need to milk the life out of these pics

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 07:59:39 PM

I just like that pic. D's MIG > all

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-03-2002 07:59:42 PM
*Looks nervously left, right, and under the rug*

*Hugs D*

*slinks quietly from the room*

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-03-2002 08:01:26 PM

This is exactly the sort of thing I mean. Ownage, getting the better of someone, being higher than they are.

I'm not trying to be higher than anyone. I'm expressing my opinion of something I see as wrong. Agree, or don't, I really don't care. I'm not going to be quiet about something that bothers me just because you don't agree.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-03-2002 08:02:16 PM
Your opinion is wrong.
Skaw
posted 05-03-2002 08:03:02 PM
LOL Nem!
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-03-2002 08:03:50 PM
Did you even read his post?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-03-2002 08:06:20 PM
I did read his post, and I disagree.

If you don't like something, then comment, but do it *constructively*. There is no reason to be an ass, except to make yourself feel better.

And for the record, Sage, I don't like people that boo singers or concerts or whatnot, either. I'd like to see them get up there and try that.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lashanna
noob
posted 05-03-2002 08:07:09 PM
quote:
Lyinar wrote this stupid crap:

This is exactly the sort of thing I mean. Ownage, getting the better of someone, being higher than they are.

I'm not trying to be higher than anyone. I'm expressing my opinion of something I see as wrong. Agree, or don't, I really don't care. I'm not going to be quiet about something that bothers me just because you don't agree.



It's only ownage when someone acting stupid is defeated in flame combat very thoroughly.

Being a sniveling little 'fuckchop' (first time I've used that word, ) and flaming someone isn't ownage.


What Bloodsage just did could qualify as 'ownage.'

Either way, you're still funny.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-03-2002 08:07:17 PM
quote:
Lyinar stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
What kind of penile brain do you have if you can't even spell zone right? Why the hell do you think anyone should take you seriously or find you funny when you can't use a damned spellchecker?

It's not as funny when it comes back on you, is it?


Very constructive, Lyinar. So very very constructive.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-03-2002 08:07:55 PM
quote:
Lyinar attempted to be funny by writing:
And for the record, Sage, I don't like people that boo singers or concerts or whatnot, either. I'd like to see them get up there and try that.

His point is that they shouldn't get up there and try that when they lack the skills.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-03-2002 08:12:13 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'm establishing my new reputation.

Lyinar the Total Bitch


You already had a reputation as Lyinar the misguided freedom fighter. Could you just stay out of these arguments? I don't need more laughing stock.

Willias
Pancake
posted 05-03-2002 08:18:35 PM
...Is it just me, or is there not much of an arguement here? I've read all of the posts in this thread and see no decent arguement anywhere...
I have noticed, however, that this has turned from a funny thread to a pointless flame-fest... still funny though.
(I give this thread a 5!)
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-03-2002 08:20:31 PM
quote:
Willias thought about the meaning of life:
... still funny though.
(I give this thread a 5!)

In honor of the origional post, I too give it a 5.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-03-2002 08:22:07 PM
Here's a concept: live your own philosophy.

You say how awful it is to be an ass, Lyinar, then you act like a Flaming Prick from Hell. Very nice.

We're all wowed by your selfless war against all things hypocritical.

If you bothered to practice the first thing you preach, you might have a point. But you don't.

You crossed the line when you decided to make this a vendetta. You made your point in the earlier thread. Creating false comparisons in order to flame someone, however, is just immature.

While you may appreciate sucky musicians just as much as good ones, most people agree that performers have an obligation to be proficient at their art. Parcelan didn't get his reputation because he sucks telling stories, Nem-x didn't get his because he can't hit the broad side of a barn at ten paces, and I didn't get mine because I'm incoherent and timid.

I may occasionally be wrong, but that's an entirely different matter.

I, too, thought Parce's reaction was a bit strong. But that incident is over.

All we're left with is you being Crusader Without a Cause. Except James Dean was cool.

You're undercutting any capacity you have for affecting positive change, simply because you seem unable to resist the juvenile temptation to beat a dead horse. How is that a good thing?

If you want to be effective, then take on each incidence of bad behavior individually. If others agree with your stand, things will eventually change.

If not, you'll have to suck it up.

But this just erodes your credibility to no good end. Your choice, but you're hardly winning friends and influencing people. A few lurkers may agree with you, but who really cares?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-03-2002 08:24:47 PM
I wish I had Bloodsage's mad skillz, yo.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 08:24:56 PM
You people still aren't being nice.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
nem-x
posted 05-03-2002 08:26:11 PM
Marry me Bloodsage! We shall live in Tahiti!
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-03-2002 08:27:48 PM
Won't Delidgamond get jealous that the subject of his Aaron Asian porn got married?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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