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Verily, Arttemis the Twink doth proclaim:
The above post was made in jest. DO NOT try to perform any of the above urination positions. These positions were pioneered by professionals in the field of the expungence of nitrogenous wastes from their body, and should not be repeated in your own home.
That just makes us want to try it more.
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Mortious makes a note of this word.
I may not know everything about women, but I know enough to stay away from that line of thought!
And sometimes you just don't fit well enough to aim down sitting in the morning. Toilet seat is to narrom even sitting on the very very back. 
ANd bending is NOT an OPTION. Superman is best idea. Although without all the fancy body placement. Just lean forward over the toilet, and brace yerself on the back. 
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Mortious wrote this stupid crap:
Singular orgasms, unless you save up and put a hell of a lot of effort into it.
*snickers* At least with a penis, you've got a better average rate of HAVING an orgasm.
Women are a lot more complicated in that respect, and well.. a lot of men just don't give enough of a damn
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Xyrra stopped beating up furries long enough to write:Women are a lot more complicated in that respect, and well.. a lot of men just don't give enough of a damn
Hmmm 8 o'clock good nuff for you? 
Experience that which men can't, but definatly change back after... I wouldn't want to stay a woman.
People like Mort would get me.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
if you changed to a different gender, all the hormones would be different as well, sex drive in a woman comes from a hormone that can be synthesized into testosterone that originates in the adrenal glands because they do not have testes.. hopefully they don't anyways ;p
most of a guys sex drive is the overabundance of testosterone, so when you switch to a girl you probably won't think about sex or whatever every 5 minutes or whatever the average is.. it would be more often than an average woman does.. about 3 times a day, simply because imo your mind expects certain things even though the hormonal drive isn't present
but anyways, the point im trying to make is that mentally you would be the same.. but hormonally you would be very different, hormones effect a variety of things.. feelings emotions sex drive or lack there of etc.
so don't say that you would be exactly the same just with a woman's body, because that is far from the truth [ 04-09-2002: Message edited by: Sanaelya ]
I thought both males and females thought about sex on average every 45-50 seconds.
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Suddar Williams stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Uh...I thought
bothmalesand femalesthought about sex on average every45-50seconds.
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mr. Duck had this to say about John Romero:
No, seriously, it's the same for both sexes, somebody posted some weirdass study on it or something awhile ago.
that movie 40 days and 40 nights is a good example of the way our insanity works
women don't have as much testosterone so their libido isn't as great.. however since they can have multiple orgasms that is a genetic perk for them as an incentive to mate i believe.. and also cheat most likley if the guy isn't pleasing her
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Suddar Williams enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
No, seriously, it's the same for both sexes, somebody posted some weirdass study on it or something awhile ago.
Yeah, I remember something about that...basically it seems like males think about sex more often because we have a very one-track mind and can't really hide what we're thinking.
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Sanaelya said this about your mom:
no.. not to the extent that men do.. once puberty is hit men think about women/boobs/sex like once every minute or five, of every hour.. of every day of every month of every year.. it is basically a type of insanity..that movie 40 days and 40 nights is a good example of the way our insanity works
women don't have as much testosterone so their libido isn't as great.. however since they can have multiple orgasms that is a genetic perk for them as an incentive to mate i believe.. and also cheat most likley if the guy isn't pleasing her
I swear, it's the same for both sexes. =P
after i watched the movie i had to try it myself.. i lasted about 7 days, and i learned that every day i thought about it more often each passing day.. so instead of like once every 5 minutes the first day.. 2 mins the 2nd day every 1 min the third day.. 30 secs 4th day 15 secs 5th day.. and so on.. it is progressive and screwed up
I congratulate you on your ability to make blanket statements.
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Sanaelya impressed everyone with:
well i suggest for any of you guys out there that think you are in control of your hormones to try and see how many days you can last before you start literally going insane and seeing boobies everywhereafter i watched the movie i had to try it myself.. i lasted about 7 days, and i learned that every day i thought about it more often each passing day.. so instead of like once every 5 minutes the first day.. 2 mins the 2nd day every 1 min the third day.. 30 secs 4th day 15 secs 5th day.. and so on.. it is progressive and screwed up
That's just the power of suggestion.
It's how songs get stuck in your head. "AGGHGHG I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS SONG", so, naturally, you'll start thinking about it more. You'll concentrate so hard on not listening to it, and even drowning it out with other things, but you'll still hear the same song until you stop thinking about it entirely, which includes thinking about not thinking about it.
Or something like that.
sorry i couldn't help but comment and share my anatomy knowledge with you all hehe
) more than I trust a poster I barely remember. No offense.
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Sanaelya obviously shouldn't have said:
lol.. don't say its easy until you've gone a few days and you will see what i am talking about, and if you truely want to witness the effects it has, go as long as you can, there is definitly more at work than just thinking about it because you are trying not to think about it
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I'm not commenting much further than this, but I've "gone" "many weeks" and I'm perfectly fine and non-crazy.
I swear, it isn't that difficult.
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Sanaelya had this to say about dark elf butts:
lol.. don't say its easy until you've gone a few days and you will see what i am talking about, and if you truely want to witness the effects it has, go as long as you can, there is definitly more at work than just thinking about it because you are trying not to think about it
Yes, it also has to do with your discipline. You'll be amazed at how you can use it to not have to masturbate every waking moment.
A few days sure as hell is not the cut-off line where thinking about sex becomes unbearable.
Also, since you might believe Suddar's taking medication might have something to do with it (doubtful, though, and no offense Suddar), I'm speaking from a medfree outlook.
So yeah. [ 04-09-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]
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Sanaelya impressed everyone with:
depends really.. i have known women that think about it as often as some guys do.. then again ive known women that never think about it, it has alot to do with hormones i know for sure, but maybe not all to do with them
How could you know?
Do you live inside their brain?
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Waisztarroz was listening to Cher while typing:
Also, since you might believe Suddar's taking medication might have something to do with it (doubtful, though, and no offense Suddar), I'm speaking from a medfree outlook.
Oh, it probably has, no offense taken. I know it's a common side-effect with paxil and the like. But I was also like this pre-medication, and while the medication may have effected it some I doubt it all stems from that. It REALLY isn't that difficult for me. *shrugs*
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Sanaelya thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
well i suggest for any of you guys out there that think you are in control of your hormones to try and see how many days you can last before you start literally going insane and seeing boobies everywhere
3 months give or take a few weeks. 
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Sanaelya got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
it might not be that difficult for you sudar.. hyper or hypo release of hormones can vary from person to person, sometimes more testosterone is released in one guy where none is released in another and he has to get a supplement or he would start to turn girly, it may also have something to do with age.. im not sure i havn't really done a study on it, but i know roughly what is going on from what ive learned in anatomy and through my own personal experiences, just as you have your own personal experiences
Well, my personality is very aggressive and I often feel the need to destroy things. I think that's stemming from testosterone mostly.
So...how can I keep my mind thinking normally so much then?
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Anyone want a wierder question...
Say Kloie turns into a man, and Suddar turns into a woman. Now would it be creepy or normal or what for them to be 'initimate'?
(the downside of being a lurker?)
The hormones do have to do with it, but for men, it isn't purely the testosterone that produces the "libido" or defining "male features." Rather, it's a balance. When your hormones are out of balance, why do you think bad things happen? Hence, men who take anabolic steroids (mostly testosterone stimulators and the like), do develop female or androgynous characteristics, rather than becoming more masculine.
And also, I'd like to say the entire thing about the decreased female libido and women cheating is BS, sorry,
But yes, you would be altered by hormones and the like in a different body,
(I htink I read that here )
