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Nobody really understood why Maradön? wrote:
I would!Iiiiiit's LESBIAN TIME!
Can I get an Amen!? Hooah!
And yea, superman really is the best way to go...
When I got Max Payne, I finished the game, then did the mods for it, took about a week. Then I got Deus Ex. Hooboy, that took a lot longer. After I had put them both down, I looked at my poor, neglected penis, and mourned for it with pr0n. One helluva 2 hours, though. 
Now, Here's a question for you all..
If you were cloned, but the clone had the opposite sex (XX instead of XY and vice versa), do you think you would find yourself attractive? Would you have sex with .. yourself? If you did, since its the same person (genetically), would it be some form of masturbation? .. Strange thoughts from the peanut gallery. ..
I'm gonna sleep now.
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Falaanla Marr enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
use my l337 skills to woo snoota into having sexx0r with me.
I did not have a sexual relation with that guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy.
hmm...
On one hand there's the kinky sex angle (the fact so many of you latched onto the kinky sex thing, by the way, more or less points out everyone thinks about stuff the same way far as sex is concerned). That would be interesting, I'll admit.
But then there are all the other issues. For one thing I have no idea how to act like a woman. Any attempt to do so on my part would come off as an idiotic stereotype, and truth be told I imagine most women would have the same problem acting like guys.
I'd also be way disoriented. The shift in center of gravity alone would be strange, and it gets worse from there.
Hormonal change? Eh. I imagine it would be like, after the fact, remembering a week being lightly stoned or buzzed. I remember the week after my wisdom teeth came out with sort of a disoriented detachment. Everything was there that was familiar, but the input was slightly different.
And maybe it's just me, but once I've experienced a sensory stimulation I'm generally good at imagining it again. One boob, as it were, is the same as the others. Different dimensions, same structure. Any special attachment to one bit of anatomy or another is based on the person rather than "Wow this female has boobs that one didn't".
The different genitalia would be odd, but I imagine the novelty would wear off the first time I had to drain the non-existent lizard. Anything beyond that branches into the kinky sex angle.
I don't think just switching genders has all the kick you'd expect. Assume you changed yourself completely, instincts, history, etc into a girl. Then changed back. The points of reference would be completely different. And if you didn't splice it like that, then you might as well have been a guy in a woman suit for the week, because without the history, instincts, experience, etc you wouldn't really be a woman. You'd just have been woman shaped. And if I want to explore a woman-shaped body, well, I have a girlfriend who doesn't mind I'm an insane made scientist.
So to make total sense of it all you'd need a third gender base, or at least a wholly objective place to look at the experience from.
Oh...and peeing with morning wood sucks.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Oh...and peeing with morning wood sucks.
That's why you masturbate before you get up to pee!
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Lashanna had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Hate to call you on your "anatomy knowledge" and your extensive research into the wonders of the endocrine systm, but yeah, Suddar was more accurate... Studies have show that the brains of both genders consider sexual thoughts fairly equally, and sometimes, it is shown women think about sex more than men.
A lot of people say it's BS because of the stereotype, or because Women don't hit on guys non-stop or put out for anything with 2 legs.The hormones do have to do with it, but for men, it isn't purely the testosterone that produces the "libido" or defining "male features." Rather, it's a balance. When your hormones are out of balance, why do you think bad things happen? Hence, men who take anabolic steroids (mostly testosterone stimulators and the like), do develop female or androgynous characteristics, rather than becoming more masculine.
And also, I'd like to say the entire thing about the decreased female libido and women cheating is BS, sorry,
But yes, you would be altered by hormones and the like in a different body,
It's cyclical... Men hit their prime and think more twords sex in their late teens/early twenties.... Women hit theirs suppoadly in their late twenties/early thirties....
What's warped is when your mother is jealous of you because your sex life is better than hers.... And she tells you as much... 
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Comrade_Snoota had this to say about pies:
That's why you masturbate before you get up to pee!
Yes but if you do that, the sudden lack of blockage shifts your bladder control and you end up almost peeing on yourself.
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It's not entirely hormonal because I don't have any natural hormones, I don't have ovaries so I am not producing estrogen. (I had a complete hysterectomy so I don't have ovaries or a uterus.) I have felt this way for years, but it got really bad when I was pregnant with my son, and it never stopped.
I was 30 then.. maybe it was my "peak" kicking in.
All I gotta say is, feel sorry for UBT when he comes home Friday.
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Illanae Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I think about sex as much or more than some men do. I think it's an individual thing.
Aye, me to, though I've talked to my psychologist about it..
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Pesco was listening to Cher while typing:
Just as long as when I change.. it isnt "that time of the month."
Bhwahahahaha! Wisdom beyond years. 
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In all seriousness. I don't think Id have a problem acting or being refered to as a woman. My tendancies are already feminine in a lot of ways. Going by stereotypes anyway. Even on a personal level I don't believe I'd have a problem adjusting. I'd probably be just as comfortable in feminine form as I would be masculine. But I also tend to agree with Deth. I mean, where would our basis be? My only benifit I guess would be, is women are all I know. I haven't ever really had any male influences in my life, other than those I sought out on my own, but even then I'd be a poor substitue. And I hate men in general, so I'd probably have to swing the other way on sexual preference. Although, that as well is a basis on who I am, not who I could have been had I been female.
There are other issues men have by the way, that ofset the "That time of the month.." delima, so women still wouldn't be free and clear, and men wouldnt have it all that different. You'd just be exchanging an old set of problems for a new set.
And I am just not highly sexually oriented. I mean I wont lie, I like it as much as the next guy. I just dont think about it 24/7 or all that much in general. I have my own personal fail safes I guess. Since for me I have basis in affection above all else. I have to really care about the person that interests me in the first place, or its never even an issue. On the counter side however, give me a person that I care about, and see that way. And all bets are off, I don't care what time of day, how you look at the time. You become a focus in my life, and your pretty much ALL I think about. And that. So its kinda odd.
I would like to see, once and for all, just how many towels you can hang from that damn thing!#%
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Suchii had this to say about pies:
YAES!I would like to see, once and for all, just how many towels you can hang from that damn thing!#%
You could always test it anyway.
But we could take a little time for testing! 
Pesco hoses down Bajah and Suchii!
Pesco realizes Suchii now has a wet t-shirt and hoses himself down!
Phew.. much better.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Karnaj was all like:
No thanks. I like having my shit on the outside of my body. The only thing I don't like about it is that there's no defined place for it in your pants. It's either the right leg, or the left leg.
You always could "split the difference" as my roommate put it.... 
How he was able to sit down without killing himself I'll never know....
Yes, I s'pose I would. It would be an interesting experience i guess, athough id probably be an extremely camp bloke, but I do enjoy being a girl... a LOT!
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Pesco wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Too late!Pesco hoses down Bajah and Suchii!
Pesco realizes Suchii now has a wet t-shirt and hoses himself down!
Phew.. much better.
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mog spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I would, then i would go and beat the shit out of like half the girls in school now that im finally allowed to
Being of the same sex doesn't mean that you can commit violent acts upon another person's body.
tcha
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Illanae had this to say about Cuba:
Being of the same sex doesn't mean that you can commit violent acts upon another person's body.tcha
But you'd have to admit: It's a bit more accepted by people, and it's far more interesting to see.
Not that it's a good thing.
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Illanae had this to say about Cuba:
Being of the same sex doesn't mean that you can commit violent acts upon another person's body.tcha
yes, but being of the same sex makes it possible, them makeing everyday of your life a living hell justifices doing it
I would go out and break every law in the book. Drinking, carjacking, rob a bank, ect.
All I have to do is make it random enough that the cops can't catch me, and do the bad stuff near the end of the week. Then, when it's over, I turn back into myself. That really attractive person can't have been me, they were clearly the wrong gender and good looking besides.
After the heat dies down, I'll slowly start tapping into the stockpile of stuff I stole, and enjoy it.
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Drysart thought about the meaning of life:
I would be such a slut if I was a woman.
o_O
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Drysart painfully thought these words up:
I would be such a slut if I was a woman.
You aren't now?
Has Piper been telling us lies?
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Faeth Es'Braewyn had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Bhwahahahaha! Wisdom beyond years.------------
In all seriousness. I don't think Id have a problem acting or being refered to as a woman. [...]
I miss Faelynn.
