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Illanae thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I would, I want to know how the hell those nuts feel when walking in jeans. It has always fascinated me how guys can walk around with that sac hangin' and danglin'.
It's hard sometimes, let me tell you. And then you have to put up with it changing size all the time! I mean, jeebus, hard or soft PICK ONE SO I CAN START ADAPTING!!
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradön? was all like:
It's hard sometimes, let me tell you. And then you have to put up with it changing size all the time! I mean, jeebus, hard or soft PICK ONE SO I CAN START ADAPTING!!
oooh yeah! telescoping penis!!!!!!
Sometimes it's not going anywhere (usually when it's cold as hell outside) and other times it's like it's trying to go for a walk on it's own.... rather freaky.. 
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Random Insanity Generator said:
He's talking about the sack, which experiences thermal reactions...Sometimes it's not going anywhere (usually when it's cold as hell outside) and other times it's like it's trying to go for a walk on it's own.... rather freaky..
oh yeah! they look all funny when the skin crawls like that
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Illanae had this to say about Cuba:
oh yeah! they look all funny when the skin crawls like that
You think it LOOKS funny??
It don't feel much better! 
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Illanae had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
..well the skin of the areola is the same type as the scrotum, so I know the feeling. When nipples get all crinkly it feels funny too.
Same sensitivity, maybe... but I don't think the same type exactly... Although that would be an interesting question to pose to a biologist...
I've never known an areola to be capable of producing sweat.... But I know that my ba... um... maybe I'd better not complete that thought...
I would take being a guy for a week in a second. I've always wanted to know what it's like on the other side of things...
I want to know what it's like to wake up with morning wood.
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Check out the big brain on Xyrra!I want to know what it's like to wake up with morning wood.
Trying to take a piss with that is near impossible.
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nem-x spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Trying to take a piss with that is near impossible.
See? All these mysteries I'll never understand!! 
I wanna know!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nem-x had this to say about Captain Planet:
Trying to take a piss with that is near impossible.
The bladder is physically closed off during an (or any) erection. In theory, you shouldn't be able to urinate at all because of the closed tubing, although in practice... you can.
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This insanity brought to you by Azrael/Cthon:
...switch to the other gender? If so, what would you do during that time?
Never leave my room
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Mortious wrote this stupid crap:
The bladder is physically closed off during an (or any) erection. In theory, you shouldn't be able to urinate at all because of the closed tubing, although in practice... you can.
Which is precisely the problem. The erection has to be lost for it to work, but an erection doesn't just go away, so you're essentially dealing with two factors here
Sorry for the imagery. 
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Waisztarroz had this to say about Tron:
Lack of control of the penis because it won't bend and cannot be aimed
Bah, manually aim it. You have a hand, so use it.
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Mortious wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Bah, manually aim it.
How, though? O_o
(that's all I'm adding to this thread, you sick bastards.)
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Mortious stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Bah, manually aim it. You have a hand, so use it.
The only way I can "aim" is by trying to bend at the waist so as to...
dammit, why am I even describing this?
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At least for me.
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ACES! Another post by Suddar Williams:
But...that doesn't work either...At least for me.
...
I am too old and you are too young for me to continue this line of questioning so I shall tip-toe away...
*laughing his ass off*
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God, what a mistake that was.
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So many things I bet I'd understand better...
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Suddar Williams said this about your mom:
But...that doesn't work either...
Sure it does, you just have to do a little contortion. Pants yourself, then get your ass on the back of the toilet. You'll be approximately parallel to the floor (you can bend your knees). From there, it's a simple task to lower yourself... even if you end up sitting more or less on the back end of the toilet.
Or you could do the superman, in which you stand on the toilet, one leg extended, one grabbing a wall or counter, and the other grabbing the back of the toilet.
That hurts if you lose your balance, though.
Sorry. I started writing this post before Mort tried taking it back on track. [ 04-09-2002: Message edited by: Arttemis the Twink ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Xyrra was all like:
Me too!!!
So many things I bet I'd understand better...
Singular orgasms, unless you save up and put a hell of a lot of effort into it.
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Arttemis the Twink stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Sure it does, you just have to do a little contortion. Pants yourself, then get your ass on the back of the toilet. You'll be approximately parallel to the floor (you can bend your knees). From there, it's a simple task to lower yourself... even if you end up sitting more or less on the back end of the toilet.Or you could do the superman, in which you stand on the toilet, one leg extended, one grabbing a wall or counter, and the other grabbing the back of the toilet.
That hurts if you lose your balance, though.
Sorry. I started writing this post before Mort tried taking it back on track.
hahahaha.
"The Superman"? This is funny.
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Arttemis the Twink had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Sure it does, you just have to do a little contortion. Pants yourself, then get your ass on the back of the toilet. You'll be approximately parallel to the floor (you can bend your knees). From there, it's a simple task to lower yourself... even if you end up sitting more or less on the back end of the toilet.Or you could do the superman, in which you stand on the toilet, one leg extended, one grabbing a wall or counter, and the other grabbing the back of the toilet.
That hurts if you lose your balance, though.
Sorry. I started writing this post before Mort tried taking it back on track.
The first time I read this, it didn't make sense.
Then I went through a second time and understood it. Actually kinda funny.
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